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bigfan

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:53 pm

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watching a report about it the other day and the reporter/Doc says the longest the virus has lived outside a body is 6 days, but that was in 'perfect conditions", still not sure what that meant, but then he says the Virus usually lives for only a couple of hours when outside the body.

He passed it off as no big deal.

So if you see a guy with the I GOT EBOLA sticker, dont use the toilet after him!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:56 pm

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Nas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The scariest aspect of this story so far for me is the homeless guy that was in the ambulance directly after the Dallas guy that they couldn't find for something like 5 days. Who knows where the hell that guy went?

That's like something from a bad movie.

Wasn't there some idiot that refused to wear protective clothing?

Yeah, that's the guy that got it today.

He apparently made a big show of not needing protective gear. He'll be played by Chris Rock ("I don't need that shit") in the last movie ever made.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:59 pm

Q.Bovifs wrote:

This is man-made.

Maybe not on purpose, maybe so, but man-made, nonetheless.

No, it isn't.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:15 pm

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you guys can be scared of it all you want. to me it's no different than any other virus scare we've had and it's very rare that it actually amounts to anything. let me know when the first 100 people die, then i'll make a pilgrimage to the big country and find mother abigail.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:18 pm

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W_Z wrote:

H1N1 has killed more people. The flu has killed more people. What is the media trying to distract us from? Panther get on top of it in between diaper changes.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:24 pm

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Nas wrote:

What is the media trying to distract us from?

urge to make another jay cutler 13 touchdown joke...but...it's...too many times...

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Nas

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:30 pm

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That number will change in a few days.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:44 am

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Nas wrote:

That number will change in a few days.

I don't think they can take touchdowns away ...

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Jaw Breaker

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:19 am

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I get the feeling that this guy's girlfriend and family, possibly with the help of Jesse Jackson, are going to be bitching, moaning, and suing because they think this guy didn't get proper treatment.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:00 am

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W_Z wrote:

Damn. I had a great Hemingford Home post all ready to go and WZ steals my thunder.

M-O-O-N that spells asshole. Laws yes, everyone knows that.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:01 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

This is man-made.

Maybe not on purpose, maybe so, but man-made, nonetheless.

No, it isn't.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:09 am

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W_Z wrote:

you mean forgetting about the 7,000 in W. Africa.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:18 am

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bigfan wrote:

W_Z wrote:

you mean forgetting about the 7,000 in W. Africa.

close the borders !!!!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:19 am

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bigfan wrote:

W_Z wrote:

you mean forgetting about the 7,000 in W. Africa.

You do realize that people over there are bathing in each other's shit, right?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:31 am

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So fresh and so clean

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:39 am

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Douchebag wrote:

bigfan wrote:

W_Z wrote:

you mean forgetting about the 7,000 in W. Africa.

You do realize that people over there are bathing in each other's shit, right?

So you're saying St. Louis is doomed?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:51 am

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Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:53 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:11 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

\

Was that necessary man?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:14 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

\

Was that necessary man?

Yes.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:14 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

\

Was that necessary man?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:47 am

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Nas wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

\

Was that necessary man?

That really is comedy gold.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:53 am

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Can the drama be taken down a notch now that the attention whore idiot cop in Dallas was found NOT to have Ebola?

That he doesn't have it is almost too bad.

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Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:54 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not only are they bathing in shit water, they are doing so in close proximity to the corpses of Ebola victims.

Still miles ahead of Baby Mac.

\

Was that necessary man?

It's a helluva thing when Chas has to give Darkside lessons in civility. :lol:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:02 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

It's a helluva thing when Chas has to give Darkside lessons in civility. :lol:

He should have seen me in PV. I was a fucking martian. People thought I was insane.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:23 am

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now we have boots on the ground in the ebola war.

hopefully we never declare war on marijuana

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-mil ... ar-BB8PwXR

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: EBOLA HAS REACHED THE US!!!!! PANIC!!!!1!!!111

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:04 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I get the feeling that this guy's girlfriend and family, possibly with the help of Jesse Jackson, are going to be bitching, moaning, and suing because they think this guy didn't get proper treatment.

Who gives a shit?

I mean its not right but it doesn't matter

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:06 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You think he was fucking a lot of people?

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Chus

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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:05 pm

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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:10 pm