...on my candy wrapper.

Hey, I don't want to "Break the Mold" or "Live to Inspire". I just want to eat a salted caramel chocolate.

Don't try to brainwash my kids. I want them firmly inside the mold. We like mold.

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You know me like that.

Was it a peanut and gluten free product?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I didn't notice. I was too busy "living to inspire" as I stuffed my face with chocolate.

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You know me like that.

Thats what you get for buying fancy chocolate. I just opened a bag of peamut M&Ms.... just peanut M&Ms inside.

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Future generations will suffer from your lack of motivation to make the world better.

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You know me like that.

Doc, I see some modifications to the avatar.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

totally gay candy...sorry, bro

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Salt. Chocolate. It's an awesome combination.

Get some culture.

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You know me like that.

speaking of inspirational messages on product packaging, that of course makes me think of snapple where they had some sort of factoids on the inside of their bottle caps and whatnot.

the urban legend was that snapple $$$ ultimately went to burning down hempfields or something.... is that true? i could google it but what's the fun in that? surely somebody here had to hear that "snapple $$$ goes to burning down hemp fields" thing and can tell me something they've heard about it. let's keep it quick and easy and on the deeper web over here where google spider robots dare not crawl to find out our deep dark web-based secrets, such as our master plan to burn down all the hemp fields by drinking snapple!

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I've heard Ben & Jerry's money goes to regrowing the hemp fields burnt down by Snapple. I'm not going to google it, as I completely made it up, but it sounds plausible.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

One time we (my family) ordered Chinese food. Everybody had fortunes that suited them in a way. I opened mine and it was empty!

... in bed?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Doc, when will you respond to this porcine's note?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Did you eat it anyway?

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Ummmmmm...no.

No way. Nobody eats them. You guys have the fortune cookie maker? it's awful but the fortunes they come up with are funny.

DG sounds like a really frightening place...

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I like fortune cookies.

I bet you do.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You know it.

I do.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Don't pretend I don't make you feel good.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014