FIX. THE. FUCKING. DRINKING. FOUNTAIN. YOU. GOD. DAMN. ASSHOLES.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

This has been quite a trip for you Ike.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I'm sorry you're poor.

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Public drinking fountains are not a viable option for anything other than to maybe give the ballbag a rinse on a steamy day.

Which is probably the reason for his visiting one in the first place, thus proving my point.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Ask how much for a one way bus ticket to Dubai.

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EBOLA PREVENTION PLAN

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

a month ago when i was there the 1st time the fountain didnt work then either... i thought it was just down for a few days. nope, it still isnt fixed.

im not poor. but the ONLY other option is a $4 bottle of pop or water. its the principal of the matter... what the hell am i paying $4 for after i just spent $500 in travel tickets and all i want is a drink of water (water that i HAD, but had to throw away at security). even better, they let me keep my lighter. so i can make fire but i cant carry any water to put that fire out if needed... ugh...

i never checked to see if the hilton across the street has a bar though... i would think it does but i didnt see one...

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Just use the bathroom sinks. At least those sinks are used by people actually washing their hands.

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i almost did but i dont have a bottle to put it in and i really didnt feel like squishing my head into those nasty tubs

i just paid the $4 for a bottle of coke. of course that chick at the stand had to move slower than dogshit too... you would think if you can charge 3x what anywhere else does you would try to provide a nice customer service experience.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

There are a lot bigger problems in airline industry than broken water fountains and slow customer service at O'Hare. Most folks would like a little more leg room on the planes and flights that take off and land on time.

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the legroom on the american eagle flight i took home was horrible. sitting straight up position, my knees touched the seat in front of me. and i was going on 30 hours of no sleep. of of course my head is far above the headrest, so i couldnt do anything to rest. Even when I layed the tray table down, i couldnt sit my head on it because the back of the seat was too close. even the first class seats didnt look much more comfortable. im simply too tall to be on planes.... fuck even the nice bus i took to ord was not that comfortable. bein 6'5" is not as fun as people think

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Travel with this. Go through security with it empty. Fill it at a water fountain. When getting off the plane fill it again before heading to the bus terminal. Never spend $4 for water again.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

definitely what i will do in the future.

or i will open a few bic lighters and put water in them because apparently butane is safer than water on a plane.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Why would you book a flight on a little puddle jumper? I don't think they have first class on American Eagle flights.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Sometimes going to smaller cities all you can get a flight on is a puddle jumper. We can't all get a car allowance and book a private Lear like you can, SH.

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Work harder!

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

it was ord to newark. two of the largest airports in the country. i dont fuckin know how i ended up on that piece of shit i just bought a ticket that fit my schedule. i tell you what though, american airlines sucks. period. there was a first class section, but it would have seemed like a regular seat to me. definitely will lobby for a little more expensive ticket next time. on any airline but american too. if they dont like it ill find another company to work for.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I learned many many years ago to not let anyone else book my airfare or Hotel. If you can book your own travel, do it yourself

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Truth. I learned this myself early on in my travel career.

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Elections have consequences.

Filling a bottle with water from an airport bathroom sink...yikes.

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the bathroom sinks come from the same supply as the drinking fountains.

i can book my flights, but im supposed to fly the cheapest way in the time frame we have. i just need to speak up and tell the truth- i simply dont fit inside public transportation vehicles. im not refusing to travel, but you cant make me go on chinese sized vehicles. fuck even the ford focus rental i had was a tiny pos. fucking thing missed at idle, and the transmission slipped in 1st and 2nd gear. the whole time my head was pressed against the roof. piece of shit

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I learned many years ago that hotel is not a proper noun.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

In Monopoly it is!

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it is ?