Raking might be worse than painting, and painting is awful.

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Mow them.

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You know me like that.

100% agree.

My yard is next to a goddamn forest preserve... but I ended up just mowing after raking for 10 minutes. It looks like shit.

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One of these years they will invent a machine that blows the leaves into a pile, therefore eliminating the need to rake them

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Yeah, that works perfectly every time.

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Denied. Yellowish leaves on the ground contribute to awesome fall scenery. Fall is the best.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
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2013 CSFMB ROY

Vote disqualified. You are biased toward plants.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Sounds like you are lazy. Same here so I hired a lawn service this Summer. Anyone want to buy a nice Snapper lawnmower?

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Leaves don't piss me off as much as Jay Cutler does.

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Of course.

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How much do you want for it?

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I thought you had kids?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Haha. First one due in December. Will I enjoy the solitude after we have her?

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You have to wait until they are 3 until they are really effective at picking up leaves/child labor.

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Oh... Got it now. Yeah, I suppose I'll have to wait until she can crawl before I ask her to rake.

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You should be able to. She won't interrupt sex time for a couple years. After that sex time will have to be worked around her schedule.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It's not labor. It's FUN.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You could attach a small rake to her and have her crawl on the lawn, but I find they just don't cooperate.

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I of course would never do anything like child labor to my kid. God knows she picked up every bit of my laziness and ability to come up with excuses.

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"What is the best reason to have your toddler do manual labor?"

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And congrats for the kid on the way. Despite what people say, they are a blessing. They do change your life, but you just have to stay positive or its easy to find all the issues and drive yourself insane.

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The smarter they get, the harder it is.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Girls are definitely more challenging & higher maintenance than Boys. But becoming a parent should be a life changing experience that changes your outlook on life & your priorities. Then you fast forward 20 some odd years when they move out on their own & that too is a life changing experience!
Congrats.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Burn them.

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Smoke them

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they make leaf suckers that attach to your lawn mower..........

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

where i live it's allowed, and admittedly i've done it a few times myself (long ago)

its annoying as fuck. went outside a couple weeks back on a saturday, beautiful day outside and could barely breathe because some fuck was burning leaves down the street

What really sucks is in my backyard ALL the leaves are from my neighbors tree which hangs over my yard. I don't care though because they get taken care of by my lawn guys.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."