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 Post subject: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 11:00 pm 
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So he is going to walk across the river, from 1000 Ft high, blind folded and no safety net???????????

Whats the payoff here? We get to see a guy die????

Arent we just a step away from Pay per View executions?

or is Nick going to have some safety harness?

And is North going to announce it? lol

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Biggie - I'm all in from the ground floor... This is wild.
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Is this the guy who thanks Jesus 1,000 times?

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Is this the guy who thanks Jesus 1,000 times?

If not, he better start.

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Why are they doing this on a November night in Chicago? It could be 23 degrees.

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Why are they doing this on a November night in Chicago? It could be 23 degrees.


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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:18 am 
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Downtown Friday evening in a high rise at sunset. Yes, there were wind alerts but the Sunday forecast predicts winds 10-20 mph. Dude is either going to cancel or die.

Saw a video clip of him training in Florida, in the sunshine, in the warmth, no wind. This is Chicago--the windy city--at sundown with wind and with temperatures dropping into the 40s.

Its a win/win for Chicago events and tourism. See the buildings, see the architecture, pull it up the event (death) on youtube with your phone.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:23 am 
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So he is going to walk across the river, from 1000 Ft high, blind folded and no safety net???????????

Whats the payoff here? We get to see a guy die????

Arent we just a step away from Pay per View executions?

or is Nick going to have some safety harness?

And is North going to announce it? lol



Watch out when talking about pay per view executions. That really gets people's rancor up...


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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:29 am 
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No worries. Brandon Marshall, Anti Raanta, Alshon Jeffery, Corey Crawford and Martellus Bennett will all be down below in case the worst happens. :wink:

I read some where that he was training with high fans and people shaking the wire. :shock:

I'm still in but admittedly, this really is sounding worse and worse by the day.

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
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He claims he has practiced in 120 MPH in prep for this! Its why he wanted to walk in chicago.

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:32 am 
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No worries. Brandon Marshall, Anti Raanta, Alshon Jeffery, Corey Crawford and Martellus Bennett will all be down below in case the worst happens. :wink:

I read some where that he was training with high fans and people shaking the wire. :shock:

I'm still in but admittedly, this really is sounding worse and worse by the day.

Crawford would be fine unless he falls glove side.


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One of his most recent interviews about all this...
http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2014/Octo ... nd-Folded/

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Godfella wrote:
No worries. Brandon Marshall, Anti Raanta, Alshon Jeffery, Corey Crawford and Martellus Bennett will all be down below in case the worst happens. :wink:

I read some where that he was training with high fans and people shaking the wire. :shock:

I'm still in but admittedly, this really is sounding worse and worse by the day.

Crawford would be fine unless he falls glove side.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It will be a real civic black eye for Chicago if he gets shot while he's up there.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:12 am 
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This is going to be totally "Chicagoized"...

Rahm will make a bet with Wallenda's home town mayor. Hot Dogs, Cheesecake, Italian Beef, etc.

Tailgating will start at 3:00 pm on nearby closed streets.

Guys selling T-Shirts that say snappy stuff like "Chicago Killed Wallenda", "Wallenda Mows My Lawn", "Wallenda Made A Big Splash In Chicago", etc.

The introduction video montage will include Wallenda looking down at the rope saying "Bear Down!". Then it cuts to Wallenda Saying "My Goal? To read Monday morning's Trib."

Jim Cornelison & Wayne Messmer sing the anthem

Murph and his trumpet blare the starting gate song from Arlington Park.

Wallenda eats Malnati's deep dish after removing the blindfold. (Gotta have a sponsor!)

When Wallenda is almost finished, Bill Murray & Eddie Vedder will sing "Take Me Out To The High Wire".

Somebody on the broadcast crew will have to tell us how to pronounce Wallenda backwards.

The Luvabulls and The Bud Light Ice Crew girls will be performing on roof tops.

Southpaw, Clark the Cub (with pants), Staley The Bear, Tommy Hawk and Benny The Bull will all be on the street below to block the view and thwart the attention of kids in case the worse happens.

If the worse does indeed happen, be ready to sing; "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye..."

When Wallenda finishes successfully, everybody will break out in a rousing chorus of "Chelsea Dagger" with fireworks blasting.

Jim Belushi rushes to Wallenda and gives him a big hug.

Doug & OB will be on for 2 hours immediately following the event.

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
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It will be a real civic black eye for Chicago if he gets shot while he's up there.

Not if he finishes too! CHICAGO TOUGH!

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:16 am 
Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?


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the blindfold part is between Marina Towers ONLY. (Pussy)


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Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?

any more posts regarding me this morning?

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:54 am 
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Baby McNown wrote:
Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?

any more posts regarding me this morning?

There was a time way back when you had a sense of humor. At what point did you decide "bitter asshole" was the path you wanted to take?


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Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?


Yes, of course, universally except on a one radio outlet where it will Brandon Marshall's.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:56 am 
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:roll: :roll: This fuckin guy....

"One woman said, 'I didn't walk for four years, and I saw you proclaiming the name of Jesus with a balancing pole in your hand, and I couldn't walk without a cane. So I grabbed my cane, I put it in my hands, and I started calling out the name of Jesus, and I took the first five steps I've taken in three or four years!" Wallenda recalled her saying.

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:roll: :roll: This fuckin guy....

"One woman said, 'I didn't walk for four years, and I saw you proclaiming the name of Jesus with a balancing pole in your hand, and I couldn't walk without a cane. So I grabbed my cane, I put it in my hands, and I started calling out the name of Jesus, and I took the first five steps I've taken in three or four years!" Wallenda recalled her saying.


My "Hope for Death" list just penciled him in.

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Baby McNown wrote:
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Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?

any more posts regarding me this morning?

There was a time way back when you had a sense of humor. At what point did you decide "bitter asshole" was the path you wanted to take?


Once again, that wasnt the question. You took the question I asked you and responded with a question.

Don't even need an answer now, just pointing out what you did and usually do. END CONVERSATION.

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 Post subject: Re: Dis Wallenda guy!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:55 pm 
bigfan wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
Biggie if he dies it it Obama's fault?

any more posts regarding me this morning?

There was a time way back when you had a sense of humor. At what point did you decide "bitter asshole" was the path you wanted to take?


Once again, that wasnt the question. You took the question I asked you and responded with a question.

Don't even need an answer now, just pointing out what you did and usually do. END CONVERSATION.

Are you this big a baby in real life?

And you've pretty much reached "he who shall not be named by me" levels of asshattery if I post "Good morning" at this point. Getting butt hurt over that being point out and then saying "oh that's what you usually do" is right smack in the junior high level of discussion you engage in on the board.


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