Their loyalty is based entirely on your filling that bowl every morning.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Kind of like Ike.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Someone take this guys name and address down for follow up on a few unsolved cases

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Finally, the real TM has returned.

Curse that imposter

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Had one for 15 years before I was married. The thing was a stone killer & baby (kitten) layer. Except for around my parents & I, the animal was damned near feral. For about a decade, I got complaints about him knocking up other cats 3-4 blocks over. (Yes, I know that made me a bad pet owner, but who was I to deny my gangster cat)

The cat never needed a litter box & actually would go in the can.

I loved that cat, everyone would say that was MY cat, but I knew better. That cat was his own boss.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Just think how tough Mrs. TM is.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

So you would alienate family members if their manners weren't up to your standards.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I enjoy playing with my girlfriend's family's dog when we visit her parent's house for a weekend in Michigan.

I like the concept of having a dog more than actually having one. They really cool and fun for like 25% of the time. Then the other 75% is walking, feeding, disciplining and picking up their shit.

We always had a shitload of cats in our house, as a yout, so I don't want pets in my house. I'm busy enough with a four and a two year old. I have no desire to walk a dog in the wind/rain/snow, or at 4:30 AM. It's hard enough to keep the house clean, without an animal making more of a mess. Having said that, I'm not going full Bernstine. Pets are definitely a part of the family, just not mine.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Did he sit with you and watch Liberace on Carson?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Cats (one cat actually) are kind of fun to have around. Kind of like a living household accessory. Low maintenance. It must look cool though.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

As is the loyalty of children.

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All I know is when I came home in the summers(& didn't have to work), I'd come in at 2-3-4am after chasing and closing, just like my cat.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Save that for the Children Poll

I have thoughts on them as well

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

We have two cats, a male named Bubba (after golfer Bubba Watson) and female named Soda (because its bubbly and refreshing). They are definitely family. Bubba is the most affectionate cat I have ever seen. We don't throw them parties or anything like that, but my wife did have a green jacket made for Bubba after he won his second Masters earlier this year.

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I find it funny the notion that dogs are lesser creatures who simply live in the moment and have a loyalty related solely to their current circumstances and how you can help them.

A human would have the exact same loyalties if it weren't for modern construction, plumbing, electricity, and lack of anarchy.

If the zombie apocalypse actually occurred, you would find the loyalties of dogs to be much more consistent than the loyalties of man.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The only cats that make you look cool are Tigers, Lions or Chupacbras...and when I say you, I don't mean you, because even those cats couldn't make you look cool

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm glad you and your wife found each other.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Wife had an ocicat, which looks like a little leopard.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

you will be telling me that your dogs love you by page 4

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I agree with Chus. I had a dog growing up and I loved her, but she was a lot of trouble. Having 4 kids is crazy enough, no need to add to the madness with pets that live in our house and we have to take care of. We do have a couple cats that live on our porch. The only thing I do for them is give them a swift kick every couple weeks when one of them gets under my feet while walking to the car.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I had a Siamese that my ex-wife took when we got divorced. That was a pretty cool cat.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Dolphin's lack of quoting skills are killing me here.

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I wouldn't ascribe such a superficial and insecure term as "love" to a dog. They are too primal and intelligent to care about such semantics.

I would assume that a beastly ladies man like yourself could really relate.

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You should have been dead long ago then.

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#ExtendLafleur
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anyone who is friends with me on facebook knows where i stand on this issue.

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