5 hours of banging Joe Maddon yesterday. Almost killed Terry. Dan made Joe to promise to call him. Dan was crying.

Today they will hit on all of the WONDERFUL and SMART things that Joe said that they didn't cover yesterday. They will discuss if Joe wears boxers or briefs and wonder aloud if he drinks his coffee black or with cream and sugar.

Thank Jew very much!
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/11/04/the-bernstein-brief-well-always-have-pensacola/

Production advice for Tannihill: Play this underneath any B&B talk of Theo or Joe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA

WE'RE HAPPY FOR YA

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Somebody else said it: Bernstein makes fun of the media in the South for fawning over the college coaches. What is Bernstein doing as a sophisticated big city talk show host? Same thing. Probably worse. Good God, he's no different than a school girl with a crush on an actor. I'll bet he doesn't show the wife this much affection, adoration and love.

Pretty sure that story deserves a punch in the face.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

he doesnt just wear boxers, he is the reason they made them in the first place

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Bernstein: YOUR PETS ARE NOT YOUR CHILDREN. STOP TREATING THEM AS SUCH. VERY CREEPY.

Beardown: Correct, oh great one. JUST LIKE JOE MADDON AND THEO EPSTEIN ARE NOT YOUR WIFE. MORE CREEPY.

It's almost as if Theo Epstein was born to succeed. There is no argument. The evidence is in.

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oh, boy. I hope he got fairly compensated for the increase in workload.

Dan ripping on Adam Harris and HIS HEIGHT!?!??! Look who is NOW BMOC!!!

Typical BernSTINE thought process.

Jewish man+upperclass upbringing =Born to Succeed.

I bet BernSTINE thinks Theo's life mirrors his own.

What a pathetic little troll.

I agree. BernSTINE is quite a little shit with a big mouth. could and never would back it up. But thats his personal life and not really our business.

However, when he starts ruining my Sports talk station. Thats an issue.

Terry's presence there is all the keeps Bernstein from going to WLS or WGN and taking calls from elderly people all day arguing with him.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Dan now thinks Trestman should be fired. How the tide turns.

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during the search it wasn't a necessary pre-requisite to have a former head coach. Didn't they bring up a list of former head coaches who went to a new team and did nothing?

Now it means something?

"IT'S. JUST. DATA!!!"

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

He said that weeks ago.

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After all the yelling and berating of callers who made the slightest suggestion that there was any kind of problem with Cutler, is dan really now going to characterize Cutler as "a problem that other teams gave up on" in order to further his bashing of Bears management? Really?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

We got A.REAL.DAM.QUARTERBACK. was what Dan told the masses after he came to the Bears.

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I texted them a couple of times today - no response:

- the talked about hits v. misses on Theo's work. Kris Bryan is a 'hit'. A guy who hasn't had a MLB at bat is a hit? He may be or he may be a bust. Or he may get hurt and never be the same again ala Pryor. Bernstein then went on to talk about the saber metrics crap and the 'success' of Oakland. Dan always talks of the 'everything else is failure unless you win a championship'. Umm, Dan, what exactly have the Oakland Athletics won?

- Also talked about the 'locker room' and that the team has quit on Trestman. Ok, and they know this how?

The more you listen, the more you realize that 90% of what they do is present speculation and opinion as fact. It's intellectually lazy and they clearly don't entertain dissenting views. Just do their 'bits' - replacing a developmentally challenged man 'bit' with a south side brotha who says 'hot garbage' and isn't remotely entertaining.

Give it up guys, South Side Mike isn't a 'thing'. He's not entertaining in the slightest.

I caught a little bit of their routine today and they were going on about how the Western Conf. Is far superior to the East because they have teams that play above the rim. Huh? Memphis Golden State Portland San Antonio Houston really don't play above the rim. They have some guys that can jump but that is not the reason the west is superior. You can find just as, many athletes on Eastern Conf. Teams. The reason that the West is better is because they're teams tend to be deeper talent wise. It's not because of they have a bunch of guys flying above the rim.

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Anyone here start a Maddonsanalyticcard twitter account yet?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He's so analytical that his self described method to determine weather a prospect will make it is in sitting down and talking with the guy. I believe the name of that stat is Sitting and Talking with the Dude or STD.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I tuned in late so I couldn't tell if they were joking or not, but Terry was going in pretty hardcore on the Bears needing a proven coach. A known quantity. A BIG NAME. Which if they weren't joking, and Matty made it sound like they were, then they're going to need a reminder of the Jan 2013 shows.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Also: proven coaches cost money, and the McCaskey's consistent unwillingness to hire one would suggest cheapness. But that'd be a pernicious myth.

As I caught (what I believe) some of this, it struck me how on some matters they speak authoritatively about ownership and how they operate and on others it seems they take a finger-in-ears, eyes closed, yelling "la la la" to avoid addressing or understanding obvious questions or observations that are presented or postulated. The Bears haven't hired prior head coaches in part because they believe the position to be a privilege and honor to represent them, a charter NFL club. Also, to not have to deal with someone espousing their theories and practices of what may have worked for them in the past. They aren't alone, as the Steelers (another family owned franchise) doesn't fire their coaches and hires those who they deem worthy, not a retread. Unproven and offered a unique opportunity the money becomes something that is suggested as an afterthought, "win, and you'll get paid."

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

When are people going to give up on thinking Cowher, Gruden, and Dungy are coming back to coaching? When they die? Cowher's been gone about 10 years now. Who else, besides Dick Vermeil, came back to NFL coaching after more than a couple years absence?

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Trestman was out of the NFL for eight years.

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Hard to consider what he does "NFL" coaching...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."