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jimmypasta
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:42 pm 
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Well of course he should be taken to task for it.

Is there a successful coach off the top of your head that wouldn't, at the VERY least, quietly sit his ass for a huge portion of the game, if not outright not start him or put him on the inactive list?

My irrational hate for Jim Harbaugh is no secret; I want him to be head coach of the Bears, or the Wolverines, as much as I want to have my sac shorn with an 18th century rusting cheese grater.

Having said that, I will allow myself a moment's daydream of the apoplectic reaction from Harbaugh were he to be coach of this team and woke up to something like this being disseminated in the news, particularly during the week they go to division rival Green Bay in a game the team desperately needs to win if they want to pretend they are anything consequential.



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Too many cooks!
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Too many cooks!


I watched that this morning and I can't get the song out of my head.

I found it mildly amusing and then quite disturbing. I think that loses something out of the context of an unexpected find at 4am when you are drunk/stoned.

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Every time Briggs or urlacher speaks to the press they remind all that are listening how little respect for Marc Trestman resides in the Bears locker room.


No and he doesn't really scream command the room type but he also wasn't given the tools to succeed. The defense didn't like him from day one and pouted about Lovie. Trestman had to keep some staff, he had to run a similar defense the first year, I don't know what he was told about Cutler. The organization sucks. It's his fault, but it's not all his fault.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
BeaverVanpelt wrote:
Too many cooks!


I watched that this morning and I can't get the song out of my head.

I found it mildly amusing and then quite disturbing. I think that loses something out of the context of an unexpected find at 4am when you are drunk/stoned.

Is this Fatal Farm? It feels like Fatal Farm.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
BeaverVanpelt wrote:
Too many cooks!


I watched that this morning and I can't get the song out of my head.

I found it mildly amusing and then quite disturbing. I think that loses something out of the context of an unexpected find at 4am when you are drunk/stoned.


i enjoyed it.... the adult swim broomshakalacka infomercial was also pretty good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BT9bH2xJlU

Yeah, Too Many Cooks is just the natural conclusion of this. Longtime CSFMBers may recognize "and Hamburger Penis as Alexis" as an old avatar of mine.

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So an 8 time pro bowl player winding it down didn't pay attention in a meeting before a game for which he wasn't dressing? Scandalous. To put this in perspective, Charles Haley used to masturbate in meetings while openly talking about players wives' asses as he jizzed on his desk. And throw actual feces-stained toilet paper at his position coach's face. Bernstein does the same lazy schtick day after day (so I've heard). There's your goddamned lede.

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So an 8 time pro bowl player winding it down didn't pay attention in a meeting before a game for which he wasn't dressing? Scandalous. To put this in perspective, Charles Haley used to masturbate in meetings while openly talking about players wives' asses as he jizzed on his desk. And throw actual feces-stained toilet paper at his position coach's face. Bernstein does the same lazy schtick day after day (so I've heard). There's your goddamned lede.


at first i thought the comments were pretty damning... then i learned the context and it doesnt change one bit what i think of lance briggs
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This pro female pole vaulter is a definite yes...

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This pro female pole vaulter is a definite yes...

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Would but she hasn't had menses since GW was in office.

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