Why Has No One Been Canned.....screams Danny as Terry burps and farts his way through five hours...

Ugh.... can't find who is on today....

blee-argh.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

Pete Fiutak at 4:40, Hub at 5

Until then, callers that they hate. What exactly does Abattacola do, there?

I think it's obvious- selects the callers that they hate.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Ok, credit where credit is due.

This 'Gino from the Northwest Side' thing is making me piss my pants.

That was vintage B&B.

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the hello game only works with a caller like Geno.

Fantastic.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

See THAT is what used to be funny about B&B - before it became Deadspin/Gawker Media Radio.

That was funny as hell. I was literally close to pissing myself.

Whoever was cueing up the 'hello der' had Jason Goff-like skillz.

Well, Dan has officially cured me of my wine addiction. Fuckin ruiner.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

We need more callers like Mike today. Arguing whether McMahon was better than Cutler

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I love how Dan is agreeing with the meatballs but has to try and find a way to distance him self from them.

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We need to organize a day where we all call up with the dumbest questions possible, to see Bernstein go berzerk.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Best 'hello' game in a long time.

Seems to be a lighter show overall so far ... for now ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"We got the sound of Phil and Jordan being mad at me."

Granted I was in high school when Dan started at the score, but I don't remember him being a hard hitting reporter.

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Terry Boers- "At least I knew when Dave Wannstedt was mad"

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

What the fuck is Rose talking about?

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-- source

I don't want to side with Reinsdorf and Cowley, but "I don't want to be sore at graduation" is a new low.

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his agents had better get to him. That's one he's probably going to have to walk back.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

And business meetings. He doesn't want to be sore in those, either. Can you imagine being this guy's boss?

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I can't imagine how livid Noah is.

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-- source

Was that Mully?!?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

They dumped the guy who 100% accurately described Terry

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-- source

What did he say?

Said he loves Dan. Dan then says "Well, Terry is here, too." Caller responds by saying "He hasn't had an original thought since he's been paired with you." #dumped

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-- source

There is no argument. McMahon was better

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Went back to listen again.

Dan: Terry's here, too. I don't know if you can tune him out (giggling).
Ken in Addison: I do, because I don't think he ever had an original thought since he's been on the show with you.
Dan: Thanks, Ken.
(click)

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Thats awesome. Guess they don't like hearing the truth.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

OH, that is Golden!

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

I guess Terry didn't do the "Brown's Chicken caller of the show." bit in Murph's voice after that call.

YOU'RE WRONG! (Marc Trestman)
ONLY DAN IS RIGHT!

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

That's where my mind wandered as well.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George