Notable CFMB Member Departures/Rationale

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:51 am

Bulldog Scott wrote:

Does Chief Illinimac post at birthday parties?

BigFan asked him to stop posting due to protests from traumatized Shakespeare fans.

Evil J.A.C.K. · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:45 pm

The Gridiron Assassin wrote:

I think it's time that I went 'on hold' around these parts.

Sorry for breaking Message Board Code.

Have a good rest of September gang.

My Dear Internet Friends,
Please add Curling Iron Assassin to the list.
He has left due to "female problems." It appears that he just can't stop taking pictures of homosexuals and he is having flow problems.
Your Evil Leader,
Evil J.A.C.K.

Evil J.A.C.K. · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:55 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

Poster: Keeping Score
Rationale: The recent, and ever growing "pussification" of the board.
I don't want my girlfriend peeking over my shoulder, and thinking that I have joined the Promise Keepers.
I'm also wondering if the "B" part of CSFMB should be permanently changed to [b]Bath-house[/b]

Good Luck to all!!

My Dear Internet Friends,
I believe this is solid evidence that KS is indeed the less than esteemed ROONEY. This bold line appears in ROONEY's signature line.
WOOO WOOOO WOOO
Keeping the Score,
Evil J.A.C.K.

sportsfan · **Joined:** Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:09 pm **Posts:** 3944

Poster: Magic 1

Rationale: smack didn't cut it

Life: May 24, 2007 - July 4, 2007

Signature: Do it. Do it. Do it.

Notable Posts: (5)

"Bro, I may be new to this site, but I'm not a rook when it comes to talking smack. Thanks for the props though."

"If I have to explain that sentence to you, then you are more "out of touch" than Hall & Oates, buddy."

"Thanks. I promise to bring only the best smack when I post."

"Now I'm making up words? You're too much. Somebody update this old fart's operating system. He's still stuck in the 30's. "

"You know, for a newcomer, I seem to have attracted quite a following. Approaching 100 replies!"

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:58 am

Magic1 wrote:

"Bro, I may be new to this site, but I'm not a rook when it comes to talking smack. Thanks for the props though."

"If I have to explain that sentence to you, then you are more "out of touch" than Hall & Oates, buddy."

"Thanks. I promise to bring only the best smack when I post."

"Now I'm making up words? You're too much. Somebody update this old fart's operating system. He's still stuck in the 30's. "

"You know, for a newcomer, I seem to have attracted quite a following. Approaching 100 replies!"

Those posts were unintentionally hilarious. I don't think he realized he was being laughed at and not with.

tmurf423 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:09 pm

Darkside hasn't been on in a few days now. Maybe I should call him and make sure he's not twitching.

Bagels · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:13 pm

tmurf423 wrote:

Darkside hasn't been on in a few days now. Maybe I should call him and make sure he's not twitching.

Leave him alone, he's busy bangin' Weezy

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:54 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

tmurf423 wrote:

Darkside hasn't been on in a few days now. Maybe I should call him and make sure he's not twitching.

He had said something about DT's the other morning....

I'm thinking he's letting his 3000th post breathe.
(and he's probably registered under a different name)
Frank Drebin maybe

spmack · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:28 pm

NSJ wrote:

Poster: Magic 1

Rationale: smack didn't cut it

Life: May 24, 2007 - July 4, 2007

Signature: Do it. Do it. Do it.

Notable Posts: (5)

"Bro, I may be new to this site, but I'm not a rook when it comes to talking smack. Thanks for the props though."

"If I have to explain that sentence to you, then you are more "out of touch" than Hall & Oates, buddy."

"Thanks. I promise to bring only the best smack when I post."

"Now I'm making up words? You're too much. Somebody update this old fart's operating system. He's still stuck in the 30's. "

"You know, for a newcomer, I seem to have attracted quite a following. Approaching 100 replies!"

Hey he also pointed out in the commercial section that the Sonic commercials with the two guys do have a g ay overture to them....How many of you guys can say that you and your friends are all sitting in a drive thru waxing poetically about each other's food?

hootmon · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:31 pm

Quote:

How many of you guys can say that you and your friends are all sitting in a drive thru waxing poetically about each other's food?

I haven't. But then again, I have yet to win the "meat lottery."

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:44 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

I'm thinking he's letting his 3000th post breathe.
(and he's probably registered under a different name)
Frank Drebin maybe

Is this a sign that I'm accepted here? Um, thanks?

Let's just say that for now you're not a suspect, but we're calling you a person of interest.
Darkside stops posting on 10/9 and you start posting on the same day.
Kinda like when a wife dissapers and the husband is the last person to speak to her. I'm sure you understand Lt. Drebin, being a cop and all.

Keeping Score will be contacting you upon his return.

HappyHour Jason · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:55 pm

HUGE- wher have you been????

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:58 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

Let's just say that for now you're not a suspect, but we're calling you a person of interest.
Darkside stops posting on 10/9 and you start posting on the same day.
Kinda like when a wife dissapers and the husband is the last person to speak to her. I'm sure you understand Lt. Drebin, being a cop and all.

Keeping Score will be contacting you upon his return.

I like your detective work. You would fit in well here at Police Squad. However, I believe that Darkside's last post was on the 9th, and I happened to sign up on the 8th. I think it's mostly coincidence. I am so excited. I am involved in controversy. I am cool.

I'm sure that's what you want us to think Drebin. :roll:

I'll be watching you.
Tell me something Frank, Are you a pothead?

HappyHour Jason · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:01 pm

Is it working out better than it did here HUGE? :wink:

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:09 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

I'm sure that's what you want us to think Drebin. :roll:

I'll be watching you.
Tell me something Frank, Are you a pothead?

Well I'll be honest with you and say I know Darkside has said he was. I metioned earlier that I had been reading for awhile but just recently decided to log in and post cause my folks bought me a computer that I can use without them being on it.
I can't afford to be a pothead. I am tested on a regular basis (something I think I might also have mentioned earlier).

Quote:

My job requires frequent drug tests. I was in an accident last year and had to take a drug test.

so no, I'm not a pothead.

This guy's clean.
Add him to Mr. Reason's long list of "pants around the ankles" posters login on from their parent's basemant.
Welcome to the board kid.
Just remember, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

HappyHour Jason · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:10 pm

Welcome back HUGE!

Bulldog Scott · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:11 pm

HUGE wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

Is it working out better than it did here HUGE? :wink:

Too much arguing going on over there. Everybody loves to brag about how many wives they have. Posting copies of their marriage licenses and what not.

Glad to be back on a normal message board where people don't post such personal information.

WestmontMike · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:18 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

This guy's clean.
Add him to Mr. Reason's long list of "pants around the ankles" posters login on from their parent's basemant.
Welcome to the board kid.
Just remember, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

Pants around ankles? Check.
parents basement (actually a 2nd floor bedroom in Addison) Check
Trouble on the south side? Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Thanks for the welcome.

Wrong section....BAM!!

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:20 pm

People around here forgot their proper manners.
Welcome back HUGE

Bulldog Scott · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:20 pm

I'm suspect of this Drebin fellow. Like a midget at a urinal, I'm going to have to stay on my toes...

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:21 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Pants around ankles? Check.
parents basement (actually a 2nd floor bedroom in Addison) Check
Trouble on the south side? Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Thanks for the welcome.

Drebin, I like you. I want to have your children. Not the youngest one though, cause that little fucker's a weirdo. But the older two...they're pretty cool.

HappyHour Jason · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:24 pm

pictures?

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:31 pm

Your legacy is still alive in the Plugs section.
Zack even did an intro for you recently.

Mustang Rob · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:44 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Bulldog Scott wrote:

I'm suspect of this Drebin fellow. Like a midget at a urinal, I'm going to have to stay on my toes...

What's with all the suspicion? We need a hobby around here fellas. Maybe we should post all this crap on a message board or something, you know, to alleve the tension.

Perhaps this will explain.
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php ... highlight=

Bulldog Scott · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:54 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Bulldog Scott wrote:

I'm suspect of this Drebin fellow. Like a midget at a urinal, I'm going to have to stay on my toes...

What's with all the suspicion? We need a hobby around here fellas. Maybe we should post all this crap on a message board or something, you know, to alleve the tension.

I just wanted to say the line from Naked Gun.

tmurf423 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:12 pm

Frank Drebin wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

This guy's clean.
Add him to Mr. Reason's long list of "pants around the ankles" posters login on from their parent's basemant.
Welcome to the board kid.
Just remember, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

Pants around ankles? Check.
parents basement (actually a 2nd floor bedroom in Addison) Check
Trouble on the south side? Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Thanks for the welcome.

I grew up in Addison you from there too?

FavreFan · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:17 pm

I could be wrong, I really dont feel like looking it up, but didnt DS go camping? Seems simply to me. Maybe Im just an idiot and not detecting sarcasm well and you are just busting the new guys balls a bit.

sportsfan · **Joined:** Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:09 pm **Posts:** 3944

FavreFan wrote:

I could be wrong, I really dont feel like looking it up, but didnt DS go camping? Seems simply to me. Maybe Im just an idiot and not detecting sarcasm well and you are just busting the new guys balls a bit.

Even if he is camping, if he's truly addicted, he's still checking it on his hand-held device.

I think he's banging Wheezy.

HappyHour Jason · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:42 pm

Yes, he is camping with Ryno's wife. Maybe they left a few days early to sleep outside in this weather...

tmurf423 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:03 pm

FavreFan wrote:

I could be wrong, I really dont feel like looking it up, but didnt DS go camping? Seems simply to me. Maybe Im just an idiot and not detecting sarcasm well and you are just busting the new guys balls a bit.

They're not going until Fri.

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