Most of you posters are younger fellas (and ladies) so this may not apply to you.... but I could use a tip from any 40-somethings out there.

I recently went three months without a drink. I lost 30 pounds and have been eating healthier. That said, by noon on Friday I feel like collapsing... like Jurko in the old 6:00 hour.... zero energy, without the assistance of massive caffeine blasts.

Help. Anyone.

mac, try an

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My Dear Friend Mack-a-delic,
I do no think you will find an older man than I. I have one word for you, Ginkgo. It will improve your circulation and keep your oxygen saturation a little higher that you are currently experienceing.
It has been my experience that when one loses as much weight as you have been taht you are not consuming enough iron as well. Lower iron means less effective hemoglobin. less hemoglobin also restricts the amount of oxygen that your blood can carry. I would also recommend an iron suppliment.
You are restricting your carbs too aren't you? My friend, carbs are not your enemy, too many are. You should keep eating them in proportion. If you give out your vital statistics I could give you your daily needs in terms of grams. Also, I could PM you some information on how to successfully lose weight without losing energy, an article I ripped off from Mens Health.
Also, go ahead and get on menshealth.com's website. They have a wonderful Message board (troll free for the most part). There are helpful nutritionists that will answer your questions.

Also, is your sex life ok? At your age, less sexual activity can create less serotonin inyour brain, and could cause lethargy, especially after sunset (still not well understood my science why).

I hopr you find this helpful

Your Dear Friend,
Evil

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

You probably have methane gas poisoning from being in the studio with Jurko for 16 hours during that week.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What are the sleeping habits of a Danny Mac?
Do you go to sleep at the same time every night and get a sufficient amount of sleep every night? Maybe you just need to change your schedule a little bit and be more consistent.
....Or maybe you're just old!!
By the way, I found 15 of those pounds that you lost. Thanks

Mac, are you familiar with Butch Hobson's shaving kit?

Ever considered Barry's smoothie?

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Yeah, I think I recall the short term energy a little yeaho can bring. Enough to count the ceiling tiles until sunrise. I'm gonna continue to abstain. Does "sexual activity" include pulling the goalie? Just curious.

You may be experiencing either a drop in blood sugar because it has been too long since you have eaten, or you could have had a quick surge in blood sugar followed by a sharp drop. Did you eat a high glycemic lunch? Refined carbohydrates/sugar/very large meals can cause this. A piece of fruit and some protein can be a good natural pick me up.

If you just started eating well, it is possible that you're feeling tired because your body is getting rid of all the toxins. Its common to feel worse when you initially start eating well.

The sugar you used to have to prevent tiredness is gone and so your body will have to get used to creating energy for itself.

Avoid or limit caffeine, get a good 7 – 8 hours sleep per night,drink water to prevent dehydration.

My Dear Friend MackTruck,
The sexual activity of pulling the goalie, as you put it, does indeed release the serotonin that I had mentioned above, but not nearly as much as it would with a mate. I sense some trouble in your comment though. Tell your new bride to give you some greasy love everyday for 5 days, and see if old Evil isn't right about this. Please, don't restrict your carbs though. You need that energy. Atkins was a fool. You need to get that article off Menshealth.com about losing weight without energy. I understand that you have no reason to trust me. But, I am correct.
Your new Bestest Friend Ever!
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

It's time to play:
What's in your vending machine

Actually an Energy bar may be a healthy pick me up that you're looking for. It alway helps me on the golf course.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Mac, pop me a note if you want a good nutritionist.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Have a lawyer draw up your will and make peace with those you have wronged...the end is near.

If this is the case, do not schedule your octagon match with Rex Grossbomb on a Friday.

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Lay off the carbs. Whenever I lay off the carbs, I have tons of energy and even need less sleep. I find that my energy evaporation is directly proportionate to carb intake. After a pasta dinner, I feel like passing out. Dr Atkins was on to something.

Mr. Dan McNeil:

It has been approximately 9 years since I last touched a drop of alcohol. I do not pretend to know the reasons for your 3 months of abstaining, but I congratulate you nonetheless.

I can not address, however, your lack of energy. You have perfectly described my Fridays as well. I think it must be our age.

Also, thank you very much for openly voicing your depraved rooting interest in the Cleveland Indians during the ALDS.

Finally, I very much look forward to becoming a regular listener to your show. When exactly will Mr. Harry Teinowitz be leaving?

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Thanks for the quick responses. Good carbs/ almost no starch has been employed for some time already. I do need to cut back on the coffee... but it's tough. MensHealth was a regular read in the late '90s. Liked the mag, but a lot of sameness issue to issue. I will check out that article recommended on the website. Thanks, Good Dolphin, for cheering me up. I'll remind Finji my three funeral tracks will be "In The Light," by LZ, "Daniel" by EJ and "Small Town" by Mellencamp.

Like the selections.
I'll round it out to a "take 5" with
Take the long way home - supertramp
Strong Enough - Cheryl Crow

p.s.
you think there is rollerblading in the afterlife?

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I think you should have a regularly scheduled conference call with Coach Pat Fitzgerald every Friday. He'll fire you up... you might not do better... but he'll fire you up. Go MJH. Go Cats.

I would actually say Jack doesnt qualify as a troll anymore. I have seen him posts sports thoughts numerous times, espcially in the Bears section, and he usually has something of substance to say. Hes pretty weird but I lol at his posts more than anyone else's pretty much.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I miss his accent though.

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My Dear Friend Willard Bee,
I'm back on my meds. Since then, you could say that I have been a completely different person. Hell, you could be me too if you wanted!
Your Dear Friend and possible psychopath,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Wouldn't "In My Time of Dying" be better choice than 'in the light?'

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Absolutely. So do these hobbies:

Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Bash The Candle
Beat Off
Beating the Bishop
Beating the Dummy
Beating the Snake
Beating the Stick
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Box the Jesuit
Buckin' it
Buffing the Banana
Buffing the Wood
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Cast Off
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choking Charlie 'till He Throws Up
Choke the Sherriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke Kojak
Choke your Chicken
Civil War
Cleaning out your Rope
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Cracking the Fat
Crank the Shank
Cranking
Cranking For Cum
Crown the King
Cuff the Carrot
Cuffing the Puppy
Cum The Scum
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake
Diddle
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Doddle Whacking
Doodle Your Noodle
Do The Dew
Drain the Dragon
Drain the Monster
Drain the Vein
Dropping A Line
Dropping Stomach Pancakes
Firm Your Worm
Fist Fuck
Fist your Mister
Five Against One
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Five Knuckle Olympics
Flogging Your Dong
Flogging Your Log
Flute Solo
Flying a Kite
Fondle the Fig
Freeing the Willies
Frigging the Love Muscle
Gallop the Antelope
Gallop the Maggot
Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
Getting In Touch With Yourself
Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"
Getting Your Caps Peeled
Giving it a Tug
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the Pipe
Greasing your Bone
Hack the Hog
Ham Shank
Hand Job
Hands on Training
Hand to Gland Combat
Hand Work
Having a Roy
Have it Off
Have One Off the Wrist
Hitchhike Under the Big Top
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the Ham
Holding All The Cards
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Hone your Bone
Hump your Fist
Hump your Hose
Humpin' Air
Ironing Some Wrinkles
Jack Hammer
Jack Off
Jackin'
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jag Off
J Arthur Rank
Jazz Yourself
Jelly Roll
Jenny Macarthy Jaunt
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Jerk the Johnson
Jiggle the Jewelry
Jimmying your Joey
Killing the Beast
Knock the Top Off
Launching the Hand Shuttle
Leakin' the Main Drain
Loping your Mule
Making the Bald Guy Puke
Making Nut Butter
Making Yogurt
Mangle the Midget
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Massage your Muscle
Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior
Measuring For Condoms
Milking the Bull
Milking the Lizard
Milking the Monkey
Milkywaying
Moulding Hot Plastic
Nerk your Throbber
Oil the Glove
Oiling The Pogo Stick
One Handed Clapping
One Man Show
One Man Tug-O-War
Pack your Palm
Pat the Robertson
Peel the Banana
Peel the Carrot
Petting Your Dog
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends
Playing With Your Noodle
Play Pocket Pool
Play the Organ
Play the Pisser
Play the Piss Pipe
Play the Skin Flute
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Playing With the Snake
Playing Your Instrument
Play With Yourself
Plunk your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Chrome Dome
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Polish your Bayonet
Polish your Helmet
Polish your Piece
Popping the Porpoise
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pound Off
Pound Your Flounder
Pound Your Piss Pump
Pounding your Pud
Pudwhacking
Pud Wrestling
Puddin'
Pull the Root
Pulling The Wire
Pull Off
Pulling The Piss Pump
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull Your Pud
Pull your Taffy
Pumping For Pleasure
Pumping For Power
Pump the Python
Punchin' The Clown
Punchin' The Munchkin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Ram the Ham
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rolling The Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rhumba
Ropin' the Long Horn
Rope the Pony
Roughing up the Suspect
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Routin' for the Yankees
Rub One Out
Rub the Unicorn's Horn
Runka
Scraping Your Carrot
Scratching the Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters
Self Love
Sending out the Troops
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With the Governor
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Shaking Hands With the Unemployed
Shake the Snake
Shifting Gears
Shine Your Pole
Shining The Helmet
Shooting Enemies
Shooting Putty at the Moon
Shooting Sherman
Shucking Bubba
Slam the Hammer
Slammin' the Salami
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slap the Salami
Slapping the Cyclops
Slapping your Chub
Slinging Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Stroke the Stallion
Smacking your Sister
Snap the Monkey
Snap the Whip
Snapping Your Carrot
Spank the Frank
Spank your Monkey
Spear Chucking
Spreading the Mayo
Spunk the Monk
Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie
Squeeze the Lemon
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Squeezing the Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stall Clapping
Stir the Soup
Stroke Off
Stroking It
Stroking your Goat
Stroke your Poker
Taking a Shake Break
Tame the Wild Hog
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Tease the Weasle
Tenderize the Meat
The Erky Jerk
The Sticky Page Rhumba
Threading a Needle
Throw off a Batch
Throwin' Down
Thump the Pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the Pickle
Toss Off
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tugging your Tapioka Tube
Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake
Tug of War with Cyclops
Tuning the Antenna
Turning Japanese
Tussle with Your Muscle
Unwapping the Pepperoni
Varnishing the Cane
Wailing
Walk the Dog
Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm
Wank
Waxing the Dolphin
Wax your Jackson
Wax your Weasel
Wax your Willy
Whack Off
Whack Your Tack


And for Spaulding:

A Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff the Weasel
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Caller Bobs
Creamin'
Coming Into Your Own
Caller Bob Cuddling
Dialing the Rotary Phone
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Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging in Safe Sex
Erasing the Problem
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Finger-painting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Flit your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Solitary vice
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the Twolips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Three Point Shot
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers

Mac,

It may well be your diet. Are you ingesting a fair amount of fruits and vegetables? Just because you are eating a diet lower in transfats and one with a low caloric count, doen't mean it's a great diet. If you aren't getting enough vegetables and fruits daily, that may be your problem. Also, are you still smoking? If you are going to be healthier and feel good, you really should give that a lot of thought. How any intelligent person can smoke-knowing all the damage it does to their health (not only cutting one's length of life, but their quality of life) is beyond me.

Elmhurst Steve

Grid,
Thanks for the list. It reminds of the time Mac and his radio partner went through a list of greatest "Performing Arts" titles. I think it was with Jiggs. My favorite:

"Driving Miss Daisy... into the Headboard!"

Mac's pallbearers will all be shirtless in cutoff shorts and rollerblades. Instead of a hearse they will skate him to the gravesite. It will be a fitting tribute.

I think I may have faxed that list into them. And more than likely it was in late February. It should be a sportsradio staple for late February.

There definitely are some classic funny porn title names:

"Bang the Nun Slowly" was always one of my favorite titles.

Some others off the top of my head?

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
26) What About Boob?
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Caller Bob Hardly Wait
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
34) Nutting Hill
35) The Thirteenth Whore
36) Inspect Her Gadget
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin’s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who’s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cock Air
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores
72) The Three Fuckateers
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams
77) End Of Gays
78) Good Will Humping
79) The Meattricks
80) Happy Getsmore
81) Pants/Off
82) The Cock
83) Full Latex Jacket
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robocock
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich
106) Wee Willy
107) The Mighty Fucks
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug's Life
111) The Bare Clit Project
112) The Mask of Porno
113) Waiting to Climax
114) Mickey White Eyes
115) Deep Blue Balls
116) Urban Lesbian
117) Face Jam
118) The Bone Erector
119) Reaming Out The Dead
120) Bonfire of the Panties
121) The Bone Ranger
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes
124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
125) The Cocks and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People
134) The Perfect Porn
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
141) Regarding Heinie
142) Silence of the Loins
143) Dante Peaks
144) Play it to the Boner
145) The Bone Molester
146) Natural Born Jigglers
147) Mouth Party
148) The Flintbones
149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
150) Pornocchio
151) Porn on the 4th of July
152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
153) Lubrication Man
154) Dangerous Binds
155) Swallow Man
156) Throbbin' Hood
157) Rambone
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger
159) A Clockwork Orgy
160) Splendor in the Ass
161) Ass Wide Shut
162) Mr. Holland's Anus
163) Tits A Wonderful Life
164) Buttman Forever
165) My Bare Lady
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
167) The Bootie Guard
168) Creamer vs. Creamer
169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
170) There's Something In and Out of Mary
171) Bare Ass in The Park
172) Bright Lights, Big Titties
173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
174) Das Butt
175) Diddle-Her on the Roof
176) Saturday Night Fever Blister
177) Sorest Rump
178) Ordinary Peepholes
179) Dirty and Hairy
180) The Man Who Blew Too Much
181) What Lies Beneath Me
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
183) Three Days Of The Condom
184) For Your Ass Only
185) The Anus Family
186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
187) Single White She-male
188) Tales of the Backside
189) Top Buns
190) Waiting to XXX Hale
191) Men in Back
192) The Inside-her
193) Ball Street
194) Spray it Forward
195) My Best Friends Wetting
196) ET the Extra Testicle
197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants
198) Great Sexpectations
199) Six Degrees of Penetration
200) A Cockwork Orange
201) Ben-In-Her
202) The Truman Blow
203) Get Harder
204) Fucked In 60 Seconds
205) Jules In Her Nile
206) Pulp Friction
207) The Mod Squat
208) The Negrosheateher
209) Lace Cowboys
210) Blow me, O Juliet
211) Cum-let
212) MacMuff
213) The Laying of the Shrew
214) Julius Eat-her
215) Twelfth Inch
216) A Midsummer Night's Cream
217) As You Stroke It
218) The Dominatrix of Venice
219) Much Ado About Fucking
220) Blowthello
221) Along He Came Inside Her
222) Miss Cunnilingiality
223) Clitoris Claiborne
224) A.I. Artificial Implants
225) One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
226) 12 Horny Men
227) Boyz on the Hood
228) Terms of Enrearment
229) Cliffbanger
230) Who Lies Beneath
231) Womb Raider
232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
233) A.I. - Artificial Insemination
234) Maximum Bonerdrive
235) Caddycrack
236) Tucker: A Man and his Cream
237) Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills
238) Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum
239) Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm
240) Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home
241) Blackdraft
242) Remember The Tightones
243) Risky Jizzness
244) Riding on Boys in Cars
245) Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
246) Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
247) Black Cock Down
248) Blowtime
249) APooterLips Now
250) Saturday Night Beaver
251) Honey I Shanked The Kids
252) Lord Of The Cock Rings
253) Booty & The Beast
254) Harry Squatter
255) The Midget Bones Diary
256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams
257) McHale's Gravy
258) My Cousin's In Me
259) Jurassic Poke
260) Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores
261) A Clockwork Orgy
262) The Crocodile Humper
263) Sex Toy Story
264) Forrest Gimp
265) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
266) Add Momma To The Train
267) Twin Cheeks
268) Gangbangs Of New York
269) 8 Inch
270) Analize This/That
271) Bootyshop
272) My Big Fat Greek Woody
273) In Diana Jones
274) Facesitter
275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
276) Blastaway
277) Friday After Sexed
278) Glazed And Confused
279) Malcolm Sex
280) The Usual Suck-spects
281) All Quiet On The Breasts In Front
282) Apoca-lips Now
283) The Wadfather
284) Lawrence Of A Labia
285) Star Whores
286) To Thrill A Cockingbird
287) Breast Side Story
288) The Jism Of Oz
289) The XXX-orcist
290) L.A. Cuntfidential
291) Back To The Coocher
292) The Empire Stikes From The Back
293) The Spooge-itive
294) Boldfinger
295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral
296) A Hard Gay's Night
297) The Little Sperm-Aid
298) The Magnificent Semen
299) Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl
300) Merry Poppings
301) Sleepy Swallow
302) Leaking Beauty
303) A Lad In
304) The Porn Identity
305) The Phantom Penis
306) Any Given Cumday
307) Raiders Of The Lost Ass
308) Pornoccio
309) Crotch & Dong: Up In Pole
310) Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'
311) The Small Kotowski
312) The Empire Likes Crack
313) Monsters Pinc
314) Mary's Poppin'
315) Sleeping With 3 Men In Me
316) Going For Sloppy Seconds
317) The Pelican Queif
318) Charlie's Anal
319) The Princess Derriere
320) The Legend Of The Banger Van
321) Behind Emily's Panty Line
322) The Mount Of Monet Kristal
323) The Royal Tenderbuns
324) Twat Lies Beneath
325) Eyes Wide Slut
326) Swallow At The Campfire
327) Ache Legged Fucks
328) The Wet Dream Catcher
329) Young Buns
330) Bang Hur
331) Bang The Dong Slowly
332) Queered Science
333) Starshit Poopers
334) Poopy Longcockings
335) Pullet
336) Final Breastination
337) Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
338) Driving Into Miss Daisy
339) Planet Of The Gapes
340) Cherry Ass Of Fire
341) Screw Momma In The Train
342) Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
343) The Sexorcist
344) Porn Free
345) The Gaytriot
346) Sleeping With The Enema
347) Full Metal Jackoff
348) Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
349) Children Of The Cornhole
350) Dickochet
351) Aim It On Rio
352) The Bad Nudes Bared
353) My Big Fat Greek Penis
354) Boyz With Tha Wood
355) 48 Whores
356) West Side Orgy
357) Cock Star
358) For A Fistful, She Hollers
359) For A Two-Dollar Whore
360) The Jungle Boof
361) Inspect Her Gadget
362) Shaving Ryan's Privates
363) Little Oral Annie
364) Anus & Andy
365) Harry Pooter and the Sores On Your Bone
366) Black Booty
367) A Caller Bob Apart
368) Agent Cody Spanks
369) CreamCatcher
370) Honey, I Blew Everyone
371) Apollo's 13"
372) Yureasslick Park
373) When Harry Wet Sally
374) Cum And Dump-Her
375) Das Booty
376) Backside To The Future
377) The Mate's Dicks Reloaded
378) The Maid Licks Real Loaded
379) My Tricks Reloaded
380) They Made Rick's Reel Load It
381) Oliver Fist
382) Done In 60 Seconds
383) Itty Bitty Gang Bang
384) Bang The Nun Slowly
385) Lord Of The G-Strings
386) Playmate Of The Apes
387) In And Out...And In Again
388) The Jizz Singer
389) A Beautiful Bind
390) It's A Cumderful Life
391) Turn Her And Smooch
392) Bone Alone
393) True Lays
394) Genital Patton
395) A Tale Of Two Titties
396) The RawShank Infection
397) CreamCatcher
398) Dickma
399) Sperminator 3: Rise of the Toys
400) Cooch Almighty
401) The Italian Blowjob
402) Penetrator
403) Harry Twatter
404) Simply Erectable
405) G.I. Wang
406) Assaconda
407) Pornos of the Caribbean
408) Foreskin Hump
409) Sperm's In Her Ear, Man
410) Devil Without A Condom
411) The Load Warrior
412) I'll Poke Ya Lips Now
413) Night Of The Giving Head
414) The Whole Nine Inches

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