CSFMB: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Beardown: Not 3. Lights are still out in my basement.
CSFMB:
Frank: Are we talking LED or incandescent or arc sodium or what here?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Boo!!!!!

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Tough crowd.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No. We aren't.

That's the sad part.

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You know me like that.

Damnit.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I laughed.

Good one.

Now I know I hit bottom.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Kinky

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ain't nothing wrong with that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I wouldn't say that. Hitting rock bottom would be anybody that laughs at a drinky joke. She's a bit more sophisticated than those people or that joke teller.

You make her laugh, you should feel good about the joke.

Why do all jokes of me involve hookers and/or a girl chained to my furnace? Just wondering. My hookers and the girl chained to my furnace would like to know.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

So that's why he did a porno with Chyna ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

And that's why his was smaller that hers.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

All right.
How bout this one...

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...
Followed by Batman.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Fuck. I thought that one was good.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Look into Risk Management material. I hear it's gold.

Chapter one. In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk, and what makes it so risky?

Hi Bagels!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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You can pretty much mix and match any of the following lyrics with any other tune in the list:

Stairway to Heaven
Gilligan's Island
Amazing Grace
House of the Rising Sun
O Little Town of Bethlehem
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
The Yellow Rose of Texas

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George