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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:53 pm 
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Now that people are going to stop clamoring for Josh McCown, Barry's going to have to get back to the joke-writing board and come up with a new one-joke act.

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Thank god for this. It has infiltrated everywhere, even Facebook. Let's hope he takes the hint.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:03 pm 
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I think it's weird he hasn't been getting many shifts lately. He used to be first guy up for almost every show.

I wonder if it is related to Danny Mac leaving or that is just a coincidence.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:12 pm 
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when was the last time rozner hosted a show on the score? cant recall hearing him of late (not that i listen 24/7)


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when was the last time rozner hosted a show on the score? cant recall hearing him of late (not that i listen 24/7)


Don't know. Don't give a flying fuck. Keep him off the radio!

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Seacrest has also been posting less frequently too. Hmmm.....

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billypootons wrote:
when was the last time rozner hosted a show on the score? cant recall hearing him of late (not that i listen 24/7)


Don't know. Don't give a flying fuck. Keep him off the radio!


he's fine when he trolls bernstein.... he's ok in small doses every few months


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His columns have been god awful. He has more strawmen than Judy Garland.

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billypootons wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
billypootons wrote:
when was the last time rozner hosted a show on the score? cant recall hearing him of late (not that i listen 24/7)


Don't know. Don't give a flying fuck. Keep him off the radio!


he's fine when he trolls bernstein.... he's ok in small doses every few months


True. Allow him a 5-minute segment every six months. If he can make it through that without going to his McGowen bit, then we'll let him do ten minutes in 2016. Fair?

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Maybe he can get a job updating Jordan Lynch's Wikipedia

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denisdman wrote:
His columns have been god awful. He has more strawmen Judy Garland.


i think you're missing a subordinating conjunction there, slugger!

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I heard him on the air this past Saturday afternoon late.
I swear I heard him say that the White Sox signing of LaRoche made them division contenders.
He said that Hahn had a plan and knew what he was doing and that he didn't sign LaRoche for no reason.
Good to know the Sox GM doesn't hand out 25 million dollar deals on a whim!
Sox fans, I come in peace. I'm not busting the Sox here - just Rozner.

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denisdman wrote:
His columns have been god awful. He has more strawmen Judy Garland.


That can't be too hard because Judy Garland has 1 strawman.


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I heard him on the air this past Saturday afternoon late.
I swear I heard him say that the White Sox signing of LaRoche made them division contenders.
He said that Hahn had a plan and knew what he was doing and that he didn't sign LaRoche for no reason.
Good to know the Sox GM doesn't hand out 25 million dollar deals on a whim!
Sox fans, I come in peace. I'm not busting the Sox here - just Rozner.


are you a poet?

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He's hanging on tight. He can still make this work.


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Today is the first McGowanday of the rest of your life. Plan accordingly. #GOAT #HOF2030 #SuperBowlXLIX

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Wow. I just took a look back at his Twitter timeline yesterday.

He was completely losing his mind for that game.

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Barry Rozner ‏@BarryRozner 9m9 minutes ago
Today is the first McGowanday of the rest of your life. Plan accordingly. #GOAT #HOF2030 #SuperBowlXLIX


wow i had to check and see if that tweet was real... and indeed it was.

i hope he doesnt block me for producing my rozner ALS credentials b4 kindly asking him to get a new joke. i even tried comparing my incredulous...ness to that of allen iverson bemoaning the concept of practice!`

* calm b4 the storm *

just gotta tell myself i'm a vet and this ain't my first rodeo.... me and gloria gaynor are survivors like destiny's children (save the non-beyonce/non-rowland chick) but still i don't wanna have to go all ja rule and have to ponder where i would be WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUU

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denisdman wrote:
His columns have been god awful. He has more strawmen Judy Garland.


That can't be too hard because Judy Garland has 1 strawman.


I was referring to her porn movie career, Put Your Straw in my Drink.

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SteveSarley wrote:
I heard him on the air this past Saturday afternoon late.
I swear I heard him say that the White Sox signing of LaRoche made them division contenders.
He said that Hahn had a plan and knew what he was doing and that he didn't sign LaRoche for no reason.
Good to know the Sox GM doesn't hand out 25 million dollar deals on a whim!
Sox fans, I come in peace. I'm not busting the Sox here - just Rozner.


are you a poet?


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I think it's weird he hasn't been getting many shifts lately. He used to be first guy up for almost every show.

I wonder if it is related to Danny Mac leaving or that is just a coincidence.

I honestly believe its this terrible joke. Its offensively bad. I like him for the most part but holy shit


He just keeps digging deeper. Move on, Barack


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