Who is the ultimate Bernstein sycophant?


Two douches
Two Mouths
Only one Cock
There can only be one


Let's open the bidding with DEFENSE of Beerstain from evil Chet vs PROMOTION of Beerstain's integrity


ChetCoppock: @jmueller_857 @Hollywood_Yates Bernstein's a whore

@Schmutzie_: @ChetCoppock That time at ND when a guy yelled out in the crowd "Hey Chet you suck!"- that was me. Did you say whore? http://t.co/rKOv2pcGEj





NOT west side Mike ‏@maddux_boy 14h14 hours ago

@chwine I had a chance to talk with @dan_bernstein last week and he told me that you're the real-deal. That's good enough for me.



10-9 in favor of Maddux boy on this one.


While Schmutzie following Chet and reading his comments just in case he bad mouths Bernstein is crazy, the extra step of starting the conversation with a wine company about his favorite sports radio host gives Maddux Boy the edge

Quad Pat should be running to a computer

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I do not know the religious beliefs of the one they call Maddux Boy BUT..Schmutzie is Catholic or at least at one time was...he's probably filled with self hatred. He is the "TOKEN CHRISTIAN" for Dan when we say..."Dan hates Christians!"

I wonder how many cases of Lot 157 Maddux Boy bought.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Guessing a weekly order and more if he discovers he likes wine!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

do they not realize dan doesnt respect any radio listener... even the ones who show up to remotes and kiss his ass on twitter?

That's pretty good

You know he took pride in changing the stereotype of sports radio contributors buy going for wine over beer.


He probably smiled and nodded to himself as he walked out of the store

It has to Maddux Boy. They shot gun him when he calls and make fun of him (White Physicist) and he still fawns over Danny and craves his attention.

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The same way I scold my dog for crapping on the floor, yet he can't wait for me to pet him, later.

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Schmutzie @Schmutzie_ · 24h 24 hours ago
While on hold it occurred to me that I meant Clausen can be LAST year's McCown. Because this year's McCown sucks mud. Clausen is the answer.

where is that pic of how long Maddux Boy was holding for?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Maybe it's because I don't fully understand how Twitter works, but what seems rather pathetic for both of them is how they Tweet things and no one interacts with them in the least. Can you imagine how'd they light up if Danny were to respond to them?

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Schmutzie @Schmutzie_ · Nov 20

I love Terry Boers.

I don't believe this is true

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I had one of the first accounts on Twitter and saw how stupid it was,never looked back.

If your not a "celeb" of any kind,who gives a rats ass what you have to say to your "followers"?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

so you had an account when it was twttr? (not to be confused with that weird $5/month premium service of the same name they tried starting up last year and i never heard about again, so i'm guessing it didnt work and they had to figure out a better way to generate revenue.... and now a FEATURED SENTENCE by Oreo! Why settle for being a loser when you can be a FAT LOSER? Oreo! Eat a whole bag you fucking landwhale!)

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Yeah, thats not a crazy thought, but its more embarrassing on Facebook because those are your friends.

oh and it's gotta be ATschmutzieUNDERSCORE. like rpb demonstrated, @schmutzie_ will go out of his way to bring dan into the tweets so he can tattle about you cracking wise and make sure that you feel the pain of your radio hero/nemesis knowing your every stupid thought.

in schmutzie's world you're going to feel the pain when your stupidity is brought before the grand arbiter of all things decent, dan bernstein. that's the ultimate price to him. to me, that says everything you need to know about who worships bernstein more... one of these guys views bringing your case to bernstein's digital doorstep as the ultimate form of justice. the other..... god i dont even know anything about maddux boy. maybe it's because i've never formally had it stated that i had his attention like i did schmutzie's.

i shat myself, you know.

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Schmutzie blocked me after the Newton shooting. I told him he was an idiot if he thought writing a petition for gun control was going to do anything.

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