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 Post subject: Re: Ferguson Protestors
PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:34 pm 
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So, I mean, thread of the year, right? Unanimously?

You think so? If I may Beardown a synopsis real quick, sans emotis...

Chus: Bigfan, you're kinda racist and a klansman.
bigfan:How the fuck am I a racist klansman?
Chus:OK, you're not a klansman. But you are kinda racist.
bigfan: I'm a Klansman?
bigfan: How am I klansman?
bigfan: Chus, you still think I'm a Klansman?
bigfan: Chus, please clarify, am I klansman?
bigfan: I guess CHUS thinks I'm a Klansman.


I mean... I feel like we can do better for thread of the year.

You have to appreciate sheer dedication to your craft though.

Some of the greatest thinkers and artists throughout history weren't recognized as such during their tenures.

Maybe the argument was too advanced for us commoners.

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i agree that anyone who protests turd ferguson are douchebags. he was a good dude.
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He might be the only guy on this board who is older than dirt, too.
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 Post subject: Re: Ferguson Protestors
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Something the officer said isn't sitting well with me
He said he tried to fire but the gun just went click. Twice. Because the perp was blocking the action.
I'm not sure how that can happen unless there's an external hammer that is literally being held back or something in which case the gun does not click.
A cop on duty should have a loaded mag, one in the pipe and most likely the hammer cocked. Unless the center fire cart was bad, I can't think of a way the gun goes click with no fire. And, if that primer was bad, no way to make it fire unless you cycle the slide and eject the bad cart.
It was just odd to me.

If you assume the officer is lying, it kinda makes sense. He doesn't seem like the brightest guy either.

Posting a pot/kettle joke here would just be too damned easy!

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So, I mean, thread of the year, right? Unanimously?

You think so? If I may Beardown a synopsis real quick, sans emotis...

Chus: Bigfan, you're kinda racist and a klansman.
bigfan:How the fuck am I a racist klansman?
Chus:OK, you're not a klansman. But you are kinda racist.
bigfan: I'm a Klansman?
bigfan: How am I klansman?
bigfan: Chus, you still think I'm a Klansman?
bigfan: Chus, please clarify, am I klansman?
bigfan: I guess CHUS thinks I'm a Klansman.


I mean... I feel like we can do better for thread of the year.

You have to appreciate sheer dedication to your craft though.

Some of the greatest thinkers and artists throughout history weren't recognized as such during their tenures.

Maybe the argument was too advanced for us commoners.


where is the part he denied my Klan membership status?

Can we at least award CHUS White Guilt Player of the Year?

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Im 4 pages in and its just Chus, BigFan and Leash kinda repeating each other. Oh and here comes McNown


Should I keep reading?

Does it get better?


Very disappointing. I have my own thoughts, and I would expect you, of all people, to not lump people together. I called no one a racist, nor did I even agree with the sentiment. I only stated that bigfan needs to go to community college. Please get my thoughts correct.

I didnt lump you together like that

Just saying it seemed like you guys were getting nowhere and just repeating your own positions


I shouuld have said repeating themselves, not repeating each other. My mistake.


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 Post subject: Re: Ferguson Protestors
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Will try harder to enterain RPB next time.

Were you entertained by the first four pages of this thread?
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 Post subject: Re: Ferguson Protestors
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Im 4 pages in and its just Chus, BigFan and Leash kinda repeating each other. Oh and here comes McNown


Should I keep reading?

Does it get better?


Very disappointing. I have my own thoughts, and I would expect you, of all people, to not lump people together. I called no one a racist, nor did I even agree with the sentiment. I only stated that bigfan needs to go to community college. Please get my thoughts correct.

I didnt lump you together like that

Just saying it seemed like you guys were getting nowhere and just repeating your own positions


I shouuld have said repeating themselves, not repeating each other. My mistake.


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Leash has not stated his position, he has his own thoughts and would like everyone to know they are wrong.

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Leash has not stated his position, he has his own thoughts and would like everyone to know they are wrong.


I've asked you three times to tell me what thoughts you want me to state.

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Leash has not stated his position, he has his own thoughts and would like everyone to know they are wrong.


I've asked you three times to tell me what thoughts you want me to state.


You can ask me another 30 times what thoughts you have and I am never going to be able to tell you your own thoughts.

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I have my own thoughts, .

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Leash has not stated his position, he has his own thoughts and would like everyone to know they are wrong.


I've asked you three times to tell me what thoughts you want me to state.


You can ask me another 30 times what thoughts you have and I am never going to be able to tell you your own thoughts.


Oh, OK. Makes perfect sense now.

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The meltdown has reached day three.

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You know how us racist and Klansman are.....

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Wow bigfan, that was shitty deleting Frank's post. It was funny.

I'm Team Chus now.

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Leash has not stated his position, he has his own thoughts and would like everyone to know they are wrong.


I've asked you three times to tell me what thoughts you want me to state.


You can ask me another 30 times what thoughts you have and I am never going to be able to tell you your own thoughts.


To be clear , Frank would like to know if I got this from a Jaden Smith tweet. I dont want him to think I removed his amazing insight into another issue

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Wow bigfan, that was shitty deleting Frank's post. It was funny.

I'm Team Chus now.


That works.

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Another cleansing would be a bad thing soon.

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When you say the black people in Ferguson stole their TVs, you really shouldn't be surprised that somebody may think it sounds racist.

Do you have any more personal insults that you would like to throw at me? Maybe some comments about my wife and kids?

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In all honesty and without any connotation, why would you delete Frank's post? It wasn't even bad.

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Wow bigfan, that was shitty deleting Frank's post. It was funny.

I'm Team Chus now.

Welcome aboard.

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When you say the black people in Ferguson stole their TVs, you really shouldn't be surprised that somebody may think it sounds racist.

Do you have any more personal insults that you would like to throw at me? Maybe some comments about my wife and kids?


I am sure you are a fine example of a father.

'What do you do all day Dad?"

"Well I smoke pot, drink some beer and let me show you the 346 pics of ass and tits I posted! It is something I am very proud of"

"Dad, why dont you have a job?"

"Well, "

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Bigfan, ladies and gentlemen. Class personified.

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When you say the black people in Ferguson stole their TVs, you really shouldn't be surprised that somebody may think it sounds racist.

Do you have any more personal insults that you would like to throw at me? Maybe some comments about my wife and kids?


I am sure you are a fine example of a father.

'What do you do all day Dad?"

"Well I smoke pot, drink some beer and let me show you the 346 pics of ass and tits I posted! It is something I am very proud of"

"Dad, why dont you have a job?"

"Well, "


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