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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:38 am 
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Final Justice starring Joe Don Baker. Watch it on a MST3k episode...my god

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Saw it in a theatre and walked out. never once walked out and it was so bad, its even hard to find evidence of the movie ever being made!

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Final Justice starring Joe Don Baker. Watch it on a MST3k episode...my god


Great episode. Baker was apparently so pissed that he threatened to assault anyone from the show if he ever saw them. They had to duck him once when they were staying at the same hotel.

The worst movie ever is still Manos: The Hands of Fate, also a great MST3k riff job.

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Saw it in a theatre and walked out. never once walked out and it was so bad, its even hard to find evidence of the movie ever being made!


sounds like you're into the good snuff, biggie. real talk i wonder where the underground snuff film rings are.... VIDEODROME HAS TO BE REAL SOMEWHERE! now there's a goofy old movie that really takes you back to a time and a place when the future seemed dytopian despite jane jetson's credit card expiring in 1983 or whatever.

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The worst movie ever is still Manos: The Hands of Fate, also a great MST3k riff job.


yeah i'd say that's in the team picture...i don't think i've seen a more unpleasant "movie" than "Things" though. "manos" at least resembles a film...in a way.

here's a good list from WatchMojo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Al7Avzwv4


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Bad Boys 2


I saw this with my son when it came out. Never saw Bad Boys 1,but this Will Smith movie was the biggest train wreck I ever laid eyes on.

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Caddyshack 2

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Caddyshack 2

Caddyshack

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Caddyshack 2

Caddyshack

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Indiana jones and the crystal skull

This gal gets it. :safe:

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Caddyshack 2

Caddyshack

Caddyshack 3D, though Pauly Shore and Garrett Morris did what they could given the material.

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Spaulding wrote:
Indiana jones and the crystal skull

This gal gets it. :safe:

Suck up!!!

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Battlefield Earth.

I read the book and was excited to watch the movie. They took the main plot twist in the book and ended the movie with it. :x

Any re-make that Michael Bay directs.

Nightmare on Elmstreet, Texas Chainsaw and The Fog are horrible.


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No.

But the last act of that movie did suck.

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I didn't walk out but everyone left complaining about how awful it was. I saw a lady in Target one day getting ready to buy the movie and I went out of my way to tell her the movie was horrible. She probably thought I was crazy but she didn't buy the movie. #CSFMB5

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Spawn

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 Post subject: Re: Worst movie ever
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No.

But the last act of that movie did suck.



What part of Vanessa Angel stripping to her skivvies did you not like?

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No.

But the last act of that movie did suck.



What part of Vanessa Angel stripping to her skivvies did you not like?


Nothing against that ,the other 99.99% of the movie made me ill

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It's so awful, that we watch it over and over at Balmoral Park on our private, in house channel. It's FUN BAD!

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"Pootie Tang" (w/Chris Rock & Wanda Sykes)

The worst (& therefore greatest fun/bad) movie I've ever seen.

And I watch at least a few minutes of it any time I come across it. :oops: :lol:

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A dead-even tie between 'Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out' and 'Prognosis Negative' in my book.


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I saw the last half of something called Princess Diaries 2 with my wife and I can say that might have been the worst movie ever ever made.
With Crystal Skulls a very close second. That wasn't bad as much as it was a kick in the balls from Spielberg.

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God awful. However, if you are into Bestial Oral Copulation, then this movie is for you!

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