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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:40 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

spanky wrote:

Mrs. Epstein getting it done

She looks great in some pictures. Not so much in others https://www.google.com/search?q=marie+w ... d=0CB0QsAQ

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:41 pm

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Yama hama, its fright night!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:04 pm

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I always liked Kerry Wood. Yes, he pitched the single greatest game in Cub-history and was really good.

Retiring his number?
No

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:18 pm

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It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:19 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

Yes, that's correct

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:21 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

Correct.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:50 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

My name is Joe Orr Road Rod. Now you can call me Joe, or you can call me Rod, or you can call me JORR, or you can call me Jorry, or you can call me Roadie, or you can call me Joe Orr; now you can call me Joe Rod, or you can call me JR, or you can call me Orr Road, or you can call me Orrie, but you doesn't hasta call Mr. Road Rod!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:01 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

I'll call you a cab you weird Bastard.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:03 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

I'll call you a cab you weird Bastard.

He prefers UBER.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:08 pm

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Why? The complimentary rape?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:08 pm

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'arps

Now they've got a chart on me!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:09 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Why? The complimentary rape?

You act all high and mighty like that is a bad thing, sheesh.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:10 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Why? The complimentary rape?

Complimentary? What are the customary fees or rates associated with your average rape?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:17 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Why? The complimentary rape?

Complimentary? What are the customary fees or rates associated with your average rape?

I'm sure it's much cheaper from UBER than in a cab. Except at peak hours.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:19 pm

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Do those coincide with the State of Illinois' Mandatory Rape Laws?

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:45 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

bigfan wrote:

Lester called K Wood.

Even I think that's unnecessary and ridiculous.

At least Cub fans used to have honor. It's very sad to see your unquenchable thirst for victory eroding your morals as you celebrate Theo ass-fucking Ricky "Raw Deal" Renteria and cheer the theft of a great Cub's number so it can be worn by some mercenary.

What will Theo do next? Fire Salty Saltwell? Hand over number 14 to Addison Russell?

That is pretty harsh when you consider Ricky was coming off of hip surgery. Tough guy to say the least.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:00 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Why? The complimentary rape?

Complimentary? What are the customary fees or rates associated with your average rape?

I'm sure it's much cheaper from UBER than in a cab. Except at peak hours.

That's what happens when there's no medallion to risk losing.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Theo Epstein

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:19 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Makalu G wrote:

It's Rod, not Joe... correct?

Just the fuckin worst :lol:

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