Time to be mean again. Wait, Bernstein was mean during the holidays.

-I'm sure pissing on Stuart Scott will be a part of the show. Complaining about the many tributes he got yesterday. They'll say he was just a bad sportscaster and that they don't get the national mourning and attention. He was always a hated enemy of B&B.

-Bernstein will have some new Bears stuff that isn't true.

Alternate version.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'd like to hear them rip on Scott, personally.

I'd also like Dan to figure out what happened to Alabama. And the SEC.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Dan will also talk about his family's New Years Eve Staycation at the Trump Tower. Because nothing says "we're taking it easy and not going overboard on NYE" like a $750 a night hotel room.

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https://twitter.com/HFsMustache

Five miles from one's home.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

but you know he wouldn't let anyone take anything from the mini-bar

I'm actually looking forward to this. I noticed that no one on Team Bernstein had much to say about Stuart's passing.

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poor taste to shit on somebody's grave, no matter how much you disliked the way he did his job.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

i know nothing about his personal life, has he done something that would draw berstein ire... ?

That hasn't stopped Bernstein from going in on Santo. I think even Boers distanced himself from Bernsy while that was going on.

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Don't forget Whitney Houston. Bernstein said something like "Why are people mourning this crack whore?"

killing yourself and dying from cancer are kind of different.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Not that I know of. Watch his speech from the ESPY's last year. Hard to watch without tearing up when he talks about his daughters.

Edit: here you go. No way in hell will Dan badmouth Stuart because....he thanks HIS DOCTORS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_0ieqSi7Q

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Good thing he never walked with a goat to raise money for cancer or it'd be a whole different ballgame.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

"Here's the thing about Ernie Accorsi. I don't know anything about him."

And with that we welcome Terry Boers back to the Score

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Bernstein talking about letting the zeitgeist and collective consciousness guide the Bears. The NFL: it's a Jung man's game.

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Dan's already walking back some of his Bears love. That didn't take long.

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You're a pisser .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I was waiting for Dan to drop a reference to archetypes while he was in the neighborhood.

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Bernstein says Marshall will be gone.

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Is that why he told Mannelly "agree with me and you'll look smart"?

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Yup.

Then, when Marshall is gone, everyone will say it was obvious he was gone!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Now running backs are the in thing again

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I was wondering what the price was for the Bernstein family to drop the bleeding heart liberal act.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Bernsie doing a 180 on running backs being important because he read something in the Wall Street Journal.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Meat with the screw you guys.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't get how he can be so certain of this when the team has no GM or coach.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Yep. Legitimately made me LOL.

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The article was pretty poor. Here's the money quote Bernstein focused on due to it's lovely use of jargon:

Passing has always been and will continue to be recipe for successful offenses and stopping the pass for defenses.
The running game never stopped being valuable. Running games are vital for successful play-action passing and salting away games. I bet the Lions wish they felt more comfortable in their run game to get 3rd and 1 or 4th and 1.

Doofuses like Bernstein who gobble and run with the hot new take fell for this stupidity.

There's your narrative. Stuart Scott stole the "cooler than the other side of the pillow" bit.

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