joel clark does sound different because his example quote is for a new patient with cholestoral problems... last guy was a smoker... and the rate jumped from $21 to $22 a month for the new guy.

that commercial apparently will never die

i love the way Joel Clark's voice sounds, like its completely dubbed in

Like the (guy) who advertises real estate in the (Chicago) area, and wants to help you (the consumer) in helping you buy and sell real estate in the (Chicago) area.

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The commercial for Hurtigruten Norwegian cruises has a decent closing line: "you don't just visit Norway...you become part of it." The problem is in the gal's delivery. Instead of "you don't just visit Norway...", she says "you don't just visit Norway..." (as in, you may also be visiting Finland).

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whatever car company it is where the lady is rapping Blondie's Rapture....i want to jab an ice pick through her skull

At least she's hot. I dig it. Watched it on YouTube just now, and here's the first comment.


O-M-G!!! That girl is very hot & sexy!! ) I would love 2 lay on her sexy leg/"pleasure" myself on her pretty foot!!! ^_^ 

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Speaking of the CBS stream, I listen to Rome, but is it safe to assume there's that godawful commercial for "Mom" on CBS starring Alison Janney and ONNNN-UH Faris every break on 670?
I've got nothing against those 2 actresses, but I will NEVER watch that show just based on the ad.
Mom: "Lunch is ready"
Kid: "I'm not hungry"
Mom: "Grandma's making it!!!"
Kid: (relieved) "OKAY!!!!!!!!!!"

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Don't call her Mary, don't call her Joe... Her name is Mary Joe, and she's invisible...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

I have some concerns about this Beat the Boss Network.

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We've got a new "WHOA, TOM WADDLE!!!" spot! However, instead of "That's right, Jimmy!", it's "That's right, big fella!"

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who's booked their trip on the Hurdergrooten Route?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You don't just visit Norway, you become part of it.

The woman doing that read is also in the home repair warranty commercial.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This creepy Hello Fresh fuck doesn't blink ever. It's abnormal and I want him to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseyj_HSO3k

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"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

That commercial always reminds me of Pee Wee's overdubbed bellhop in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."



"Paging Mr. Herman. You have a telephone call at the front desk."

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Came here to post about this exact CBS commercial. Instead I will post this:

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

There's this one for a 39-mile breast cancer walk sponsored by Avon that tells you all the ways your fundraising will support women fighting breast cancer. It ends with "is that enough to get you off the couch?"

What's with the sass? Don't you suppose the people who need to be shamed into getting their asses off the couch are in no condition whatsoever to walk 39 miles in two days? Your real target audience is probably listening to the spot during a spin class.

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PNC Virtual Wallet commercial with a black guy talking about saving up money to take his wife/girlfriend on a trip: "And then there's The Trip. Ireland. Castles, shepherd's pie, she'll love it."

I don't think a brother has been this excited about Ireland since Phil Lynott.

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I was in Richmond Virginia a couple of weeks ago at a corporate meeting & I heard this same commercial with the same voices, but they were using different names. Are the names Dan Tullis & Joel Clark less effective in Richmond?

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

The best is its just one guy doing to two characters. Hard to find two people with that distinctive voice.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

There's got to eventually be some backlash against the oversaturation of Avon, breast cancer "awareness", and pink everything, right?

The song in the latest American Family commercial is just fucking horrible. It was apparently the singer's dream to be on the radio and American Family Insurance made his dream come true at the expense of the mistreatment of the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to hear it.

Amen brother. I was thinking this very thought yesterday when I heard this horrible commercial. If that song was that singer's dream, I think he must have had a horrible nightmare. I know his terrible song is causing me to have nightmares.

This song sounds like he was in horrible pain while he was singing it. It sounds like he was recording it while having dental surgery without anesthesia. If you want to torture a terrorist, just play this song to them repeatedly at maximum volume. They will tell you any information you need to know.

I would strongly encourage this aspiring "artist" to enter a different line of work, like accounting, in which nobody will ever have to hear his voice again.

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Is this another one of those spots where they go through the copy in about eight seconds and then just let a song play for the rest of the spot to show you how magnanimous they are by letting you listen to Hot New Tunes instead of using their time to sell you their product?

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Pretty much, yeah. The American Family spots where they say they inspire you and then play some song with cheesy lyrics like "To realize your dreams let your heart lead the waaaaay" or some trite bullshit like that make me irrationally angry.

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Glad I'm not the only one who thought this commercial was either miscast or intended to be ironic. "There's this titanium road bike I've been eyeing." (Eyeing?)

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Get your billions back America!

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Once again, CBS radio has scoured the earth to find the woman with the most annoying voice. They're building quite the stable with the gravely-voiced bitch already in the fold, and now added to it this bitch. She also does the read for the commercial about a bad water heater spoiling her vacation. I don't know why they're dedicated to finding women with ultra-irritating voices, but there can't be any serious doubt that that's what's occurring, at this point.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

South Africa tourism. "I bet you didn't know you married a Zulu warrior, did you? ah HA HA HA HA haaaa!" Jesus, you can hear the sweater tied around his neck.

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