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 Post subject: God
PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:53 pm 
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Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?


Not sure on Bostick but I have a pretty good idea on Rodgers.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers?


Leviticus 18:22

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers ?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?


Not sure on Bostick but I have a pretty good idea on Rodgers.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?

He's probably a Good Dolphin like Bears fan. :roll:

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I've never been divorced, and it looks like I won't be ever. Russell Wilson is getting divorced and from what I hear from my God guy, God doesn't think that is kosher.

Why doesn't God make me a NFL quarterback worth millions of dollars? The best thing he gives me is a day off for New Years Eve.

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so god borned a high school bully, a kid that doesnt deny he was a piece of shit to his fellow students when he was younger, and give him 2 superbowl appearances... and russell wilson really believe this?

you dont draft nfl players for their brains. in fact, its in your benefit to draft god fearing morons that know nothing other than playing football

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More than God helping the Seahawks, I prefer to think the ghost of Steve Largent did all the heavy lifting. Just like the ghost of Sweetness did when he hoisted Bryan Robinson up to block the FG vs. the Packers years ago.

What's that? Steve Largent is still alive?

Ok, then it had to have been the ghost of Jim Zorn.
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i just want one player to say "THANK YOU GOD, FOR YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET MORE PUSSY TONIGHT THAN I CAN HANDLE!"

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?


They are Packers and packers

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I've never been divorced, and it looks like I won't be ever. Russell Wilson is getting divorced and from what I hear from my God guy, God doesn't think that is kosher.

Why doesn't God make me a NFL quarterback worth millions of dollars? The best thing he gives me is a day off for New Years Eve.


God is just setting him up for the big gut punch next week.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?

He's probably a Good Dolphin like Bears fan. :roll:


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Whatta dope. Im officially a Patriots fan for two weeks. I know God loves Tom Brady.
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good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Stop being such a dick.

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

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I found Wilson afterward, and asked him about the four picks, and going from the worst game of his life to the most exhilarating in the span of eight minutes of game time.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."


Also, why does God hate Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Bostick?

He's probably a Good Dolphin like Bears fan. :roll:


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Mr. Belvidere wrote:
Whatta dope. Im officially a Patriots fan for two weeks. I know God loves Tom Brady.
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yes he does. very much. very, very, much.

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until he goes up against eli manning.
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Fair warning to a lot of you, don't follow him on twitter if you don't want to read it.

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"God is good all the time!" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Fair warning to a lot of you, don't follow him on twitter if you don't want to read it.

:lol: Twitter for Dummies, by Hawger.

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Furious Styles wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Fair warning to a lot of you, don't follow him on twitter if you don't want to read it.

:lol: Twitter for Dummies, by Hawger.

I follow him, just trying to help everybody else out.

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