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SPIEGEL: Guys, it was a saahhd weekend, as Ernie Banks passed away. Your thoughts, boys?

DAN: Talking to my Cubs guy, (sigh)...I...I have to be careful how I word this. (sigh) It's not that Theo and Jed and Tom Ricketts are happy Ernie Banks died, but...there's a sense of...I want to say, almost a sense of relief that the organization can move on from one of its...its trappings, that there was this man walking around the park with "Mr. Cub" on his hat, and it's just that...all these things add up to this atavistic mentality that you can't change Wrigley Field because it's timeless. Well, people aren't timeless, as we're finding out, and so now with the renovations, it'll be easier to...to make that break, I guess is how you could say it. I know they felt the same way when Ron Santo died, and of course, the team is going to be publicly maudlin about what a great player he was -- and he was, the numbers bear that out, for the most part -- but...(sigh) in a lot of ways it's one fewer...Cubs thing to have to explain away all the time as they're trying to run a damn business.

SPIEGEL: Wow, you really still are a jackass!

EVERYONE: hahahahahaha!

TERRY: I mean, look, I watched Ernie Banks, and, ah, I, I talked about it with my guy, and he said the same thing, really, that, I mean, great player, one of the best who ever lived, but the fact that, and I mean, the fact that you had this guy walking around with Mr. Cub on his hat, I mean, this was a great player, and now he's like a cross between Ronnie Woo Woo and Andy the Clown! And, uh, I mean, guys, really, when you think about it, the Ernie Banks that we knew and loved, that Ernie Banks died years ago, and really, when you get down to it, it's another guy from that '69 team that never won anything! They never won anything!

MANNELLY: I exist


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Hub "knew this was coming" in regards to Ernie Banks' death.

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Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?

WTF?! No way dude is doing 10 sets of 100 full push-ups, must just be bouncing up and down...


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Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?

WTF?! No way dude is doing 10 sets of 100 full push-ups, must just be bouncing up and down...


Yes I heard it. He was even panting on air. I can't believe he does sets of 100. That is a lot even for a fit person let alone an old codger like Hub,

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there is absolutely no way in the world he's doing 900-1000 pushups a day
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Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?

WTF?! No way dude is doing 10 sets of 100 full push-ups, must just be bouncing up and down...


He did play Division 1 Football.

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there is absolutely no way in the world he's doing 900-1000 pushups a day
no way
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When Hub does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Curious Hair wrote:
SPIEGEL: Guys, it was a saahhd weekend, as Ernie Banks passed away. Your thoughts, boys?

DAN: Talking to my Cubs guy, (sigh)...I...I have to be careful how I word this. (sigh) It's not that Theo and Jed and Tom Ricketts are happy Ernie Banks died, but...there's a sense of...I want to say, almost a sense of relief that the organization can move on from one of its...its trappings, that there was this man walking around the park with "Mr. Cub" on his hat, and it's just that...all these things add up to this atavistic mentality that you can't change Wrigley Field because it's timeless. Well, people aren't timeless, as we're finding out, and so now with the renovations, it'll be easier to...to make that break, I guess is how you could say it. I know they felt the same way when Ron Santo died, and of course, the team is going to be publicly maudlin about what a great player he was -- and he was, the numbers bear that out, for the most part -- but...(sigh) in a lot of ways it's one fewer...Cubs thing to have to explain away all the time as they're trying to run a damn business.

SPIEGEL: Wow, you really still are a jackass!

EVERYONE: hahahahahaha!

TERRY: I mean, look, I watched Ernie Banks, and, ah, I, I talked about it with my guy, and he said the same thing, really, that, I mean, great player, one of the best who ever lived, but the fact that, and I mean, the fact that you had this guy walking around with Mr. Cub on his hat, I mean, this was a great player, and now he's like a cross between Ronnie Woo Woo and Andy the Clown! And, uh, I mean, guys, really, when you think about it, the Ernie Banks that we knew and loved, that Ernie Banks died years ago, and really, when you get down to it, it's another guy from that '69 team that never won anything! They never won anything!

MANNELLY: I exist


Outfuckingstanding!! :cheers:
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Bagels wrote:
there is absolutely no way in the world he's doing 900-1000 pushups a day
no way


Oh, yeah? Where did you do your pushups???
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1,000......hmm maybe over the course of the year.

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Curious Hair wrote:
SPIEGEL: Guys, it was a saahhd weekend, as Ernie Banks passed away. Your thoughts, boys?

DAN: Talking to my Cubs guy, (sigh)...I...I have to be careful how I word this. (sigh) It's not that Theo and Jed and Tom Ricketts are happy Ernie Banks died, but...there's a sense of...I want to say, almost a sense of relief that the organization can move on from one of its...its trappings, that there was this man walking around the park with "Mr. Cub" on his hat, and it's just that...all these things add up to this atavistic mentality that you can't change Wrigley Field because it's timeless. Well, people aren't timeless, as we're finding out, and so now with the renovations, it'll be easier to...to make that break, I guess is how you could say it. I know they felt the same way when Ron Santo died, and of course, the team is going to be publicly maudlin about what a great player he was -- and he was, the numbers bear that out, for the most part -- but...(sigh) in a lot of ways it's one fewer...Cubs thing to have to explain away all the time as they're trying to run a damn business.

SPIEGEL: Wow, you really still are a jackass!

EVERYONE: hahahahahaha!

TERRY: I mean, look, I watched Ernie Banks, and, ah, I, I talked about it with my guy, and he said the same thing, really, that, I mean, great player, one of the best who ever lived, but the fact that, and I mean, the fact that you had this guy walking around with Mr. Cub on his hat, I mean, this was a great player, and now he's like a cross between Ronnie Woo Woo and Andy the Clown! And, uh, I mean, guys, really, when you think about it, the Ernie Banks that we knew and loved, that Ernie Banks died years ago, and really, when you get down to it, it's another guy from that '69 team that never won anything! They never won anything!

MANNELLY: I exist


Outfuckingstanding!! :cheers:


I know it's still very early in 2015, but I nominate this Curious Hair gem for Post of the Year.

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I actually want to listen to the tranny to see if this is how it will go.

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1,000......hmm maybe over the course of the year.

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i would bet he couldn't even make it to 100
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On second thought, he looks a little barrel-chested here.

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denisdman wrote:
1,000......hmm maybe over the course of the year.

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i would bet he couldn't even make it to 100


At 25, when I could put up close to 300lbs and weighed 170 I could probably do 60 real pushups in a set, and I would be burned out after 3-4 sets, dimishing reps in each set...

No f*ckin way a 50-60 year old Hub is pumping out anything close to 1,000

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Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?

WTF?! No way dude is doing 10 sets of 100 full push-ups, must just be bouncing up and down...

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cluv8484 wrote:
Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?

WTF?! No way dude is doing 10 sets of 100 full push-ups, must just be bouncing up and down...

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Bagels wrote:
denisdman wrote:
1,000......hmm maybe over the course of the year.

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i would bet he couldn't even make it to 100


At 25, when I could put up close to 300lbs and weighed 170 I could probably do 60 real pushups in a set, and I would be burned out after 3-4 sets, dimishing reps in each set...

No f*ckin way a 50-60 year old Hub is pumping out anything close to 1,000

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He's doing the bullshit ones where you just bounce. Anyone could do those
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Only Jan 26th, and we've got a serious Post of the Year candidate from our pal CH. :lol:


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Is anybody listening to Hub on with Spiegs and Mannelly right now? If so, Hub just claimed to do 900-1000 push ups a day?


How does that get him closer to publishing a viable football rag?

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so, uh, did nobody actually listen?
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apparently all is well and things just got heated amongst chums similar to when you get into an argument over which movie was funnier...The Other Guys or This is the End.
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The Atlanta Hawks are now a problem because they've gone on a long regular season winning streak. I'm so confused. I thought any games before April 18th didn't matter. Also, last time I checked, they had zero superstars. How they're anything better than a 10-seed at this point is beyond me.

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Hub really proves his douchiness over and over and over and over and over. He lives that "where did you play your football" quote.

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you didn't wait long enough. Cavs getting love now.


Are they a Real Ass Team again?

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yep. Lebron is suddenly good again.

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