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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:36 pm 
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Will not be attending Ernie Banks' funeral.

Without Ernie you would've never made enough money to turn yourself into a vampire, way to stay classy there Sammy.

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Nomination Denied.

This thread is stupid.

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I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?

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You know who else didn't attend the funeral? Beats me, because I don't care.


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i won't be attending it either

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i won't be attending it either

What an asshole...

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I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?


are you implying the cubs should bury a few million dollars with ernie? i think its a little late to owe him anything.

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IkeSouth wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?


are you implying the cubs should bury a few million dollars with ernie? i think its a little late to owe him anything.



Not at all. I think Ernie's widow should let them put a sign on his coffin. Monetize everything!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?


are you implying the cubs should bury a few million dollars with ernie? i think its a little late to owe him anything.



Not at all. I think Ernie's widow should let them put a sign on his coffin. Monetize everything!


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What if they corked the coffin?

... hey buddy ...

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Woo Woo will be there, the Cubs are good.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?


LIST OF THOSE UPSET WITH CUBS

1. Rooftops Owners
2. Sox Fans

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What if they corked the coffin?

... hey buddy ...

I hate when I laugh at your bad jokes.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't see how Sammy owes Ernie, but the Cubs certainly do. The leeching they did off the goodwill Ernie provided is far worse than any leeching done by the rooftops. WHY. AREN'T. YOU. OUTRAGED?


LIST OF THOSE UPSET WITH CUBS

1. Rooftops Owners
2. Sox Fans



You forgot jimmypasta!

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Woo Woo will be there, the Cubs are good.


The Lord is my Shepherd; woo! I shall not want. woo!

He maketh me woo! to lie down woo! in green pastures. woo!

He leadeth me woo!beside the still waters. woo!

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 Post subject: Re: Sammy Sosa
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I have a childhood acquaintance that friended me on FB.

He's a fan of the White Sox, but he posts about 10x more about the Cubs. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Plus, he's a real foul-mouthed cocksucker.

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Don Tiny wrote:
What if they corked the coffin?

... hey buddy ...

I hate when I laugh at your bad jokes.


That gives me such a measure of pure (or puerile) joy ..... :D

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Sort of an interesting scenario really. For several years now the Cubs have distanced themselves from Sosa....with Ricketts saying something like "Sammy has to do certain things before he's welcomed back". So you know the Cubs will wrap themselves up in this "Earnie Memorial" and Ricketts will be right there for ya. It would be interesting to some degree if Sammy showed up to this "event" as he has not been invited to other Cub events.

Then again...maybe not.

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This thread is stupid.


Sammy Sosa- not a selfish douchebag. Got it.

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This thread is stupid.


Sammy Sosa- not a selfish douchebag. Got it.

He's hated by all fans of this organization and is not welcome to any events. So he should show up to a funeral that nobody wants him at?

We don't want you here!!

Why aren't you here?!?

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