Tranny was actually pretty funny talking about broad brushes, etc.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Terry's comment about Hinrich is the funniest thing I've heard him say in years.

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You know me like that.

THAT'S RIGHT, BRIAN PARUCH! CHECK OUT MEASLES IN OUR NEW LOCATION IN PALANTINE!

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Why are they talking measles with a Dr.?

Usually their topics have some connection to sports. Is this just about Cutler?

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You know me like that.

Very important radio.

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The nexus is the possibility his son might miss little league baseball season if he gets infected

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Derrick's played in 49 of the last 214 games. 0 games in the 2012-2013 season. 10 games in the 2013-2014 season. 39 of the 50 this season. Is it chill to give arguably the most athletic player in the history of the NBA a little more time to figure stuff out until his first time in the playoffs since 2012? I get the defense isn't as good as it used to be and the coach is a bit kooky but this is the Eastern Conference. This will come down to Cleveland and Chicago.

Someone at Halas Hall requested B&B bring the doctor to further the "No More Cutler" narrative. Remember, Dan tweeted that's the #1 reason to cut him.

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-- source

Apparently a kindercare or something in the area has 5 kids with measles. They're talking to him now. Seems like the guy isn't some run-of-the-mill doctor either.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I live in Palatine. This will cause a severe hit to my ice cream truck business.

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-- source

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https://twitter.com/HFsMustache

It is not.

Didn't hear it, what did he say

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

"It's gotten to the point where if he makes a shot, they're going to have to stop the game to give him the game ball."

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Turn this shit fest on and the first thing I hear is a fucking Doctor about measles. Then they have a beat reporter on from U of I, and then shitty Matt Miller. In my world that's 0 for 3 in the 2 o'clock hour.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

what kind of day care center doesn't require immunizations?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

We were wondering ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

A measles interview? Jesus Christ just go to WLS or WGN, Dan. I'd rather listen to them tell me how bad and white Frank Kaminsky will be in the NBA.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I am so glad Dan reads me Deadspin Like Fiorello Laguardia reading comics to the children during the newspaper strike. Also Da stupid Bear fans 74% want to keep Brandon Marshall ...idiots ...maybe they think there is no better wr out there.....sort of like the Cutler analogy

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I guess the definition of breaking news is when Dan reads it. He just said some biz breaking news was radio shack filing for bankruptcy.

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Elections have consequences.

yesterday the breaking news was josh gordon was suspended for the season (broke over a week prior)

THIS JUST IN!!!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Oh I forgot Drinky brought up B Marsh playing with the Ravens And either brought up he would be reunited with Trestman

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

not even a 2nd page. Bernsie voice <telling>.

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Elections have consequences.

ok guys, i dont wanna make my own thread to be like LOOK AT MY TWITTER FUNNIES GUISE!!!!! but i think i had a pretty good zinger with one of the most beloved friends of the show in the years of our lorde 2014-15...

Machine Marshall ‏@BMarshall 2m2 minutes ago
The ultimate paradox: Humility makes us larger than we are. .

sinicalypse ‏@homoputzoafus 39s40 seconds ago
@BMarshall so that's why dan bernstein ain't tall, eh? =]

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Dan really thinks everyone who lives south of I-80 is racist? I say this in regards to his reasons why U of I is not a powerhouse in sports.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

well done...too bad you didn't include the little man in your reply!

Most people east of the Edens are racist too. Maybe that's what's hurting the Bulls.

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Things will be better come April.

Of the following, who has the editor of Ebony Magazine called an ignorant racist?
A) Fans of the University of Illinois
B) David Duke
C) Dan Bernstein
D) People who live south of I-80

Answer: C) Dan Bernstein