This guy has it!!! and he needs a new TV!

http://www.playboy.com/videos/seahawks-fan-tv-head-butt

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He can go on Craigslist and pick up a replacement for free.

dis is how da internets work:

1. come to CSFMB to search for Tigers Woods info for a post elsewhere on the internet about how important Tiger Woods is to the finances of every other golfer on the PGA tour.

2. scan the list of active topics on arriving at CSFMB and see a new BigFan post (with extreme punctuation abuse, so I know it's important); click into it and out of habit click the link in the post but then the link seems spammy / click-baitish so don't actually watch the video.

3. cycle back to the average PGA tour-winnings-increase-since-1996-post and then in the process of opening another tab to look up Wayne Levi's cumulative career earnings BigFan's link starts playing so watch the "Seahawks fan headbutts TV" video.

4. note that it's possible that TV in the video was one of those old rear projection or 10+ year old big screen tvs they might've had around cuz the garbage man doesn't take those anymore. Decide it's very important to pass this theory along to whomever posted the link to the Seattle fan headbutting his TV.

5. forgot who posted the link, but assume it was someone on facebook. go to facebook. see a post about jim gaffigan and decide to reply to that post but need to check a fact (Gaffigan have 6 or 7 kids?) first.

6. go fact-check Jim Gaffigan's brood.

7. return to facebook, decide it's not that great of a comment on Gaffigan and so shit-can it.

8. remember I'm looking for something, the poster of the Seahawks headbutt link. scan recent facebook timeline posts but I suck at facebook and so give up and start ctrl-tabbing back to the Tigers Woods PGA earnings tab.

9. come across the BigFan post tab and see the link and I'm like "hey, cool" now I can ask if anyone else thinks that TV might have been disposable and the video a setup with the game dvr'd.

10. profit.

Wayne Levi.

Awesome.

you know where i've been seeing a lot of DA FIRE AND DA PASHIN lately? arsenal FC's very own frances [insert coq/cock joke here] coquelin. evidently he's an arsenal youth product who has had a couple'a meh-at-best spells with the club and has been loaned out to a few championship (AAA) and/or league one (AA) sides over the last few years, i mean hell i think they had to yank him back off of a loan going on this season to provide cover for the defensive midfielder position when both mikel arteta and mathieu flamini were out (and abou diaby was... well abou diaby. as far as i know he DID play a game with either the U21 or U19 side but then i've heard nothing about him since then) and then literally out of nowhere, BOOM, VIVE LE COQ!!!!

this kid has been staying at home covering the back-4 and doing it with athleticism and style.... and by style i mean he'll scream at you and go ARRRRRGHHHHHHH when shit doesnt go right and whenever they zoom in on the guy he always seems to be thrashing about seemingly talking mad shit to somebody. i think the kid realized that he was likely existing in a football-purgatory of sorts where he was playing for these shit teams and even if he impressed it's like "oh wow you're tearing up the championship! [i[great job dude![/i]" and therefore if things went according to plan and arteta and/or flamini (and maybe even diaby) were around there's little if any chance this guy is even on the squad, let alone scraping at the ghost rider's door for any playing time.....

but now that he's here and evidently the recipient of the grace of god (who btw, must not like abou diaby cuz he's an allah guy or something) i think he's of a mind to have his eminem "lose yourself" moment where he can hear those few tantalizing bars and he's like "I GOT ONE CHANCE. THIS IS IT. I HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN" and whether or not this is a mere purple patch (hot streak) or indicative of a kid who properly developed or even perhaps a str8up carpe diem! thing where nobody, prolly not even the coq himself, expected him to be this good ---- yeah one thing's for damn sure he aint gonna go out there and look like he don't give a damn. he might be able to make an extra ~25+ million pounds in his career if his recent run of !!!!!/where-has-this-guy-been-for-the-last-2-seasons??!?! turns out to be more than a 3-4 month purple patch.

hell, as it is i think this was his last year under contract @ arsenal and when the guy showed up out of nowhere/desperation/etc and started playing like the fucking missing link of the whole team, gboddamn, someone give that kid some new paper stat!

SEE WHAT DA FIRE AND DA PASHIN CAN DO FOR YOU?! SUCK IT BEERSTAIN!

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Of course it was the TV's last day and the guy did it for the hope and fame of being on the many TV shows that mock the white trash of our country for doing things like this.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Just lucky the guy had a camera on him...along with guy behind him with a camera, too, to get the best angle on the spontaneity.

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You know me like that.

I missed the third guy with a camera over in the grassy knoll.

What are the odds?

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You know me like that.

Many years ago, before the internets and staged stuff like this, I was attending U of I. My dorm was on ground level and faced in to a couryard. The buildings were 5 stories high. I don't remember the specifics of the game but everyone in all the dorms was watching. It must have been a U of I football game. The weather was warm and windows were open.

Whatever it was it ended badly. At that moment everyone heard a loud, blood-curdling scream which was immediately followed by a television flying out of the 5th floor window across the courtyard.

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Hawk Harrelson approves of this guy.
#TWTW

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