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Darkside

Post subject: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:36 pm

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Why in hell would you bitch about that?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:36 pm

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Is Homo the preferred nomenclature? Would he prefer fruit?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:37 pm

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Oh and for the record this isn't homophobic. I'm just sayin... no normal straight man would complain ya know?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:37 pm

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Great point. Good job, nice post.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:45 pm

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What was he bitching about? I think Dan is asexual.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:47 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

What was he bitching about? I think Dan is asexual.

A sexual what, Dan? Dynamo?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:48 pm

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What did he say?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:49 pm

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Good thread.

Darkside is on top of his game.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:49 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

What was he bitching about? I think Dan is asexual.

He was complaining that it left little to the imagination, that SI was selling out by showing near bush in the cover to get more dorm room pinups. Additionally, he seems to think that periwinkle blue is a modest color that really brings out Patrick Sharp's eyes in a modest yet profound manner.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:51 pm

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I got news for Dan. There are no more dorm room pin ups. JR. High kids are no longer swiping their Dad's playboy.

It's just "google it" now a days. And nobody is buying the swimsuit issue because of google as well.

So Dan should stop his bitching and type in exactly what he's looking for. He'll find it. It most likely will look like Bruce Jenner.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:14 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

What was he bitching about? I think Dan is asexual.

Dick Cheney made a career being near bush.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:15 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

What was he bitching about? I think Dan is asexual.

Dick Cheney made a career being near bush.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:16 pm

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Darkside wrote:

A sexual what, Dan? Dynamo?

Yes dan is as hot as this

Sharp looks good in dark colors and dark to med light neutrals.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:18 pm

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:20 pm

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Beardown wrote:

That's sad though. Like my kids won't stand in the kitchen twirling a phone cord or try to tape a song off the radio. Bummer.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:24 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Beardown wrote:

That's sad though. Like my kids won't stand in the kitchen twirling a phone cord or try to tape a song off the radio. Bummer.

Yeah. My sisters kids are shocked when their Moms tell them, "Back in our day, we didn't have video of the person when we talked on the phone."

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:26 pm

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I can remember looking at my parents when the phone rang. Answer it, who is it? Cool! I'll take it. Or no...Now caller id on the tv blows it. I don't know if my kids will talk on the phone. The text or face time and facetime is bad.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:36 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Darkside wrote:

A sexual what, Dan? Dynamo?

Yes dan is as hot as this

Sharp looks good in dark colors and dark to med light neutrals.

That's actually really good, Spaulding. Good catch and good pic.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:40 pm

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Why do you sound surprised? I'm fucking great and you haven't been paying attention.

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No Clever Moniker

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:31 am

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Yes. Yes you are, and I have.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:55 am

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Dan's just pissed because skimpy bikinis mean less opportunity to showcase the real stars of the Swimsuit Issue: the brands.

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No Clever Moniker

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:02 am

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As the father of a young woman it isn't what you want front and center.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:53 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

Good thread.

Darkside is on top of his game.

Yes.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:54 am

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Seacrest wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Good thread.

Darkside is on top of his game.

Yes.

Thank you for reading more of my posts.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:32 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Good thread.

Darkside is on top of his game.

Yes.

Thank you for reading more of my posts.

I had no other choice.

Pretty slim pickings in these parts the past week.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:10 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Good thread.

Darkside is on top of his game.

Yes.

Thank you for reading more of my posts.

I had no other choice.

Pretty slim pickings in these parts the past week.

You're just saying that, which is fine.

I'm just happy you're making progress and not regressing.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:14 am

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She could pull that swimsuit down to her toes and you wouldn't find bush

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:43 pm

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Bump... is Dan a homo? He's really into gay stuff lately. I mean INTO it.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:48 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Bump... is Dan a homo? He's really into gay stuff lately. I mean INTO it.

He's in your head and your butt, dawg

Arf arf

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 2015 Swimsuit or Is Dan A Homo?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:51 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Bump... is Dan a homo? He's really into gay stuff lately. I mean INTO it.

He's in your head and your butt, dawg

Arf arf

Not in my butt. Yet.

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