Now they've scrapped "Who You Crappin'?" because the craps werent up to Bernstein's standards.

He's on a high horse today.

Now they've scrapped "Who You Crappin'?" because the craps werent up to Bernstein's standards.

He's on a high horse today.

Im pretty hammered right now.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

If I wanted to see pretty white girls wearing sweatpants, I'd hang out at a Target in Lake View.

Im pretty hammered right now.

And they arent happy with him right now....would love to see him wriggle around trying to explain it...IN PERSON. Oh yeah, he wont come out of his house in Far West Roscoe Village...unless its a hockey game

Bernstein is full of crap:


Brian Hedger ‏@BrianHedger 15m15 minutes ago
Clint Reif's son is helping the #Blackhawks equipment staff tonight, hanging jerseys in lockers etc., all kinds of awesome.

One of the all time best lines by Darkside on news that Veal had been sent down, "So young, so tender.".

But he would have had to specifically found my account since I never said anything to him directly.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

ok and for someone who's been caught up in the UEFA champions league on tuesday/weds and even had a doubledip of europa league games today, i popped over to b&b late in the 4pm hour and the two things i can gleam from the show and the thread are:

1) no WYC? this week? it's purportedly soooooooooooo bad that we're sooner going "score hello" on random callers? doesnt rudy or black physicist have an e-mail for you?

2) dan's spent the last couple'a days peppering the "d-rose is done and thus the bulls never had a chance just like we've never been at war with eastasia?" stuff with out-n-out innuendo that patrick sharp was nailing the bitch wife of the hawks' equipment guy who hung himself? playa playa playa girl and etc.... but now there's hawks sources for both b&b and the word on the street is that sharpie might or might not have a little something to do with the guy offing himself by virtues of the adventures he and lil patty have?

miss a little miss a lot, i know. but alls i know is score hello here in the last proper segment (as they'll come back for TERRY'S TWO FAVORITE WORDS IN SHOW BUSINESS" which of course aren't "nudity and strong sexual content" like skinemax trained us to have, but instead lawrence homes?

and yeah, in this last actual segment of the show they're presumably still score-hello-ing and now this caller on the air is pining for more bob from niles movie reviews?

these must be the paid callers, right? they have to pay for some of these guys to call up, as i've long suspected most of radio does it on some level cuz man teh ability of the hosts to find some jacmoche to call up and preach their gospel = downright uncanny man.

TLDR = having missed all but the last hour or two of the last few days, all i've missed out on is that d-rose's injury = tghe bulls never had a window/title-shot and now it's completely over, even tho we spent all season admonishing rose for being a detriment to the bulls at their finest.... oh and patrick sharp might or might not have been screwing the equipment manager's wifve and the dude recently hung himself, right?

as long as i know ^^^that^^^ i'm good right?

I'm no wordsmith, but "placing" might have been a better choice.

There are off-ice issues with Sharp. There may have been a physical altercation with a teammate (and a very important one). Let’s just say the image of Sharp as a wholesome family man with his two daughters is not an accurate picture. There may be other problems.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I still don't believe it. Unless Keith knows his wife is a POS and doesn't care he would have killed Sharp.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

You're an expert on this sort of thing, right?

What are the potential repercussions for Bernstein and/or WSCR if Bernstein is either making stuff up about the personal lives of players or grossly exaggerating? Would the team freeze out the station, restrict access, etc.?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

The Chicago Blackhawks have had their share of “off-the-ice” issues this season, including the suicide of assistant equipment manager Clint Reif and an incident with Corey Crawford “falling” at a concert while allegedly drunk. The latest controversy has centered around an alleged fistfight that took place in the locker room as a result of some questionable actions by fan favorite Patrick Sharp.

670 the Score

There have been rumors floating around since last season, which involved Sharp’s apparent infidelity and increased conflict with his wife because of it. 670 the Score’s Dan Bernstein has also hinted, on countless occasions, that he has a source indicating the latest controversy in the Blackhawks’ locker room is indeed due to Sharp and that he should be traded immediately. Bernstein would not reveal exactly what the source said though.

Sports Mockery Investigation

Yesterday, Sports Mockery released our first article about the Sharp allegations informing our fans of the situation and what Bernstein alleged. Keep in mind, this is nothing new to anyone closely following the team. Upon releasing said article, our inbox has been flooded with information from various people and even more rumors. After investigating, and vetting our sources, we have more information to share with you.

Our sources number one request was to remain anonymous; therefore, specific details and names were purposely left out. There is no video or photographs of Sharp having sex with anyone; however, there are a lot of people very familiar with Sharp’s personal life and exactly what is going on. The kind of information that your ‘average Joe’ would have no possible way of knowing. The sources that will be referenced in this article have close, personal relationships with the team; therefore, revealing them so everyone can have a name to attach to this is impossible.

All the rumors involve the personal life of one Patrick Sharp and the subsequent turmoil that his actions have caused the team.

Initial Rumors

Here’s a list of rumors currently being circulated, which on the surface may appear to be untrue:

Sharp had sex with Patrick Kane’s girlfriend.
Sharp had sex with multiple ice girls.
Sharp had sex with Duncan Keith’s wife.
Sharp was kicked out of his house this summer by his wife.
Sharp’s wife is pregnant with their third child.
Sharp has been having sex with Cheryl Scott from ABC7.
Sharp got a woman pregnant along the way.
There was a fistfight in the locker room at some point due to Sharp’s sex life.
The Chicago Blackhawks are pursuing a trade for Sharp in order to help rectify the ongoing locker room issues.
Modern Family Reference

Now, before we get into what our sources have confirmed for us, we want to turn your attention to something else real quick. Did any of you read our article on the recent Modern Family episode?

On arguably the most popular sitcom on television, a former alcoholic was impregnated by a member of the Chicago Blackhawks. After finding out he was married, he wanted nothing to do with her and she was left on her own with the baby. You can see the video here.

The director of said episode happens to be from Chicago as well. Isn’t that a BIZARRE coincidence? There are all these rumors flying around about Patrick Sharp, and all of a sudden, with no rhyme or reason, a super popular television show decides to include this rather sexual innuendo in their script. Tongue in cheek perhaps? The show is based in West LA, why would this happen? Why now?

Confirmed Rumors

A recent investigation by Sports Mockery has revealed some interesting information. With over 100,000 fans on social media and countless relationships with people involved with the Blackhawks, some of these rumors have been confirmed.

This is what we now know. This information came from FOUR different independent sources, each vetted and having direct personal ties with the Chicago Blackhawks. None of the sources are aware of the other, yet they all had matching stories.

Each source indicated that Patrick Sharp indeed had sex with Duncan Keith’s wife.

Each source also indicated that Patrick Sharp has had an affair with Cheryl Scott from ABC7 news, which may or may not be ongoing.

Finally, the Chicago Blackhawks organization wants him gone as soon as possible.

Again, there is no “proof” in the form of videos, pictures or names of sources, but we can assure you that we wouldn’t be writing this if we didn’t feel very confident about the information presented. Our sources seemingly match what Dan Bernstein is saying, even though he hasn’t revealed any specific details — yet.

Facts

There will be a lot of people that say this is bullshit, that’s expected when discussing a player of Sharp’s apparent stature, and that due to lack of “proof” they refuse to believe it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; however, there are four FACTS to keep in mind.

An ABC television show recently insinuated a married Blackhawks player got a random woman pregnant. The Blackhawks have been mentioned on the show before, so the writers seem to be very familiar with the team. Their timing is impeccable for such a reference.
All these “rumors” started last season, for the people close to the organization these rumors are not new.
Dan Bernstein, a well-known radio personality with deep ties to Chicago, has been reporting problems with Sharp for a while now. Most recently, he indirectly referenced the rumors floating around. Why now?
The Chicago Blackhawks are currently pursuing a trade for Sharp, an attempt to ship him off to Washington was reported as recent as yesterday. Sharp has seen his ice time plummet this season, playing a season low 12 minutes last night.
At this point, we can say that we are fully convinced the rumors confirmed by our sources are true. It’s up to you to take this information and gather your own opinion.

One more thing, Sports Mockery is not reporting anything that isn’t already well-known by the people inside of Chicago’s organization. From what we have gathered, the Blackhawks, Sharp, his wife and everyone else seems to know this information already. The only ones that don’t know are you.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Im pretty hammered right now.

That's great if you want to do the B&B thing where you say, "We know something you don't know." But you don't actually get credit for knowing it when someone else breaks the story.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.