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Who could replace such a lightning rod?

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Beardown of course. Even better, Sini, would love to hear him on air. We have plenty of talent here.

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I have family members that are good friends with Frank Stallone.

Great Choice! :drunken:

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jimmy, when you were a comedian did you ever work with Bob Odenkirk?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmy, when you were a comedian did you ever work with Bob Odenkirk?



I "worked" a total of 3 or 4 times before I said "F 'Dis!"

So the answer would be no.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmy, when you were a comedian did you ever work with Bob Odenkirk?



I "worked" a total of 3 or 4 times before I said "F 'Dis!"

So the answer would be no.



Can you give us an example of one of your jokes?

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You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.

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jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.

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jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.



Nice. I wasn't baiting, jimmy. I'm sincerely fascinated by your comedic past.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.



Nice. I wasn't baiting, jimmy. I'm sincerely fascinated by your comedic past.

I, too, would like to hear jimmy shoot for 20 minutes about his time on the stage.

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jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.


Was it hard for you to get a drink after making that joke?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.


Was it hard for you to get a drink after making that joke?


Not as hard as it was to call himself a comedian.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You are really baiting me,but I don't care:

You know the first time I was onstage,I thought I was a hit.
The crowd kept yelling "more,more".

It turns out they were yelling "whore,whore. Some guy was trying
to flag down a waitress.


Was it hard for you to get a drink after making that joke?


Not as hard as it was to call himself a comedian.


:lol:

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This Comedian "phase" was about 35 years ago. I made a much better computer geek.

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Don Tiny
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jimmypasta wrote:
This Comedian "phase" was about 35 years ago. I made a much better computer geek.


Surely you can drum up a 5-minute hunk about pinging the wrong host or something ...

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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
This Comedian "phase" was about 35 years ago. I made a much better computer geek.


Surely you can drum up a 5-minute hunk about pinging the wrong host or something ...



Sounds more like another Patrick Sharp rumor.

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