Predictable disappointment from Dan's helper monkeys about the McDonald signing and how he was proud when the Honey Bears went away. Wish someone could get a recording and play for him Marshall trade day.

I have no idea if this guy is good but not being charged let alone convicted of something seems a reason for him to never play football to me.

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Dan has a feeler out to inquire why the Bears haven't said anything yet. I love how Dan and Terry are so angry over the Bears signing an abuser.

(four hours from now)

Coming up next, Bears All Access with Zach Zaidman!

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I wouldn't mind it if he never played football again.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm sure if you dig deep enough, you'd feel that way about a significant % of NFL players.

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I'd fine with any player who has done similar things never playing football again either.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Your honey bear comment reminded me of a line from an Archer episode I watched last night. Archer's mom used her agent son as a "honeypot" to lure a gay Cuban agent. I liked the term and had never heard it used before in that context.

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As long as he's making plays, I don't care if he raped my grandma. Go Bears!

I can see how you feel that way. For me, I prefer to keep the justice in the legal system. If sports leagues did this then they would not have all these issues. You do a crime you do your time and/or fine. If anyone wants you after that then fine. Example is Vick. I have no need for my sports leagues to have some parallel arbitrary social justice system.

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How would you feel if you have convicted felons in your CSFMB MM tourney?

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I let marijuana cigarette smokers in.

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REALLY SMART PEOPLE YESTERDAY. REALLY DUMB PEOPLE TODAY.

PACE MUST COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND ANSWER FOR THIS.

I WANT BLOOD. FOR SHAME. WHAT DOES VIRGINIA THINK?

and neither would grandma because she really loves the Bears, not like nihilists and russians

ARF! ARF! ARF!

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And men have lost their reason.

How did Dan not already know that they were going to sign McDonald? I would think that someone with his level of inside knowledge would have been aware of this.

Put it on for 3 minutes. Its gonna be yell at every caller day. Click.

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Yes. Sent out the pre-move feelers to gauge the enviornment.

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You know what's funny about this NFL? If McDonald was on the Bears last year, Pace wouldn't have him on the team. He'd cut him. And if Brandon Marshall was on another team last year, Pace would trade for him.

It just seems like getting somebody elses bad guys is acceptable for new GMs. But he doesn't like the current bad guys that he inherited. All 32 teams just rotate their criminals.

The NFL is something.

Yup. That's what I think, too. I might not necessarily want to cheer for the guy, but if someone wants to offer them a job in their chosen field after they've done their time or paid their fine I don't see why they should be denied that opportunity.

Bernsie giving the normal guy on the phone with a bad woman the uh hmmm. Fuck you Bernsie. Women can be bad although it is rare.

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3 times?

I'd think you'd get out of the house forever after the second domestic violence arrest.

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It is rare but I put up with two BS claims for my kids.

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I wouldn't go back after the first one. Next time she lied I'd probably be at 26th and Cal. I think she couldn't understand why I really never spoke to her again.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I do not get the Bernsie "at this time" meme. He has been doing this all off season. That the Bears must go Tampa Bay 1-15. In the NFL you can make the playoffs in one year. Would that be my plan no but Bernsie is not connected at all. The Bears obviously do not think they do not have a chance right or wrong.

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Domestic violence calls are one of the predominant calls CPD handles. If both parties are present upon arrival, one will be taken away. Even when the caller states "Nevermind"

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

And tracks from Nevermind.

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It is bad. Bad. Just bad. Why spend capital. Not adding up. Bad. Not in this time. Bad. Not bothering with it.

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Not just CPD. Domestic Violence calls are the majority of calls to all police departments in America. Doesn't say much for America or marriage.