I will be shocked if he apologizes. Even with how much flack he's catching currently, I just can't picture it happening.

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I'm predicting his wife will be waiting at home for him with the rolling pin, although I imagine she is one of those Stepford types who knows what's up

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

All I know is that for one fleeting moment, Spiegel won.

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Some of the "i hope you get fired" tweets are funny. Its never good to wish ill on another person.


nathaniel ‏@nateobsti 44s44 seconds ago
hi @cbschicago did u fire @dan_bernstein yet? just checking
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Mike Kotler ‏@PocketDitkas 22m22 minutes ago
See ya @dan_bernstein. Hope you’re good at fixing cars, or cooking or something.

man sarah needs to fuck off when she's implying tweets like this are bad:

Sarah Spain retweeted
Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein · 10 Jul 2012

Verlander is probably motorboating Kate Upton right now in a KC hotel room, TV on in the background, laughing at Selig's stupid folly.

seriously, comeon, are we fucking grownups or what? i'd rather have tweets like that than soullessly selling shit. for fuck's sake.

btw you know how you said the only way to win is not to play? before twitter switched their format and started giving us headers and shit this was my background (and still is when i look at my default twitter.com page)



had to go with "shall we play a game" cuz it's the only wargames-themed thing that fits in the header

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Won't somebody think of poor Terry?

Shannon Ryan from the Trib. We need a tally of who's come out against Bernsy.

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Dan apologizes on air, crushing the carefully crafted Im always right persona he has gotten used to and dies a little inside.



Outside of the Score offices, Grimace takes off his fat suit, lights up a smoke and gets into a car being driven by Dan McNeil.

Haha, truth...chalk one up for the big guy...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Agreed, Spain has a lot of boobs posting stuff like that

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Perfect, RPB.

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I mean, look, I mean, this is, just, ah, I mean this is just stupid, for the love of god, ahhh, I mean, it's, it's, what are we even talking about here? a twitter? I don't even know what a twitter is. You just blurt out things and people get mad at you? I mean for the love of god, I used to call that "me at a busy airport," and no one ever tried to get me fired for it! Look, this whole thing, I mean, sure, she can't get through any copy, ah, I mean, ah, I don't see what the big deal is, giant boobs who can't talk on the air is all we've ever had at the Score.

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same here. if he really wanted to dig in he could mention that there's such a thing as non-low-cut shirts for women.

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Hmmmmm.....good point.

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Always

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

This is bringing out a lot of great stuff.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I read that in Hawks voice

As a guy, I honestly find it a total non starter...but when you go as hard as Bernsie does your inviting Macho Man to drop the elbow from the top rope as soon as he gets his chancce

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

That foul temptress made him do it! No wonder why he wanted the Blackhawks' ice girls to wear sweatsuits.

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Me at a busy airport got me to LOL

This is all fantastic!

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Do you think Bernsie turtles and does not show up today?

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Elections have consequences.

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

No F-ing way, he'll laugh it off as no big deal

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Another interesting thought.

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The bigger creep or

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

agreed, except for Douchebag's contributions.

Put me in the camp that doesn't want/need to see Bernstein fired but would find it funny if he was publicly humbled for a bit. He probably wouldn't learn any lesson about being less of a peen, regardless.

Dan does have a longstanding bias against 'sideline reporters', which is what the real disconnect is here. Feels they can be objectified because that's their role. Same with meteorologists. Clearly other women in media group themselves in with them as one profession, and given the available career paths they're more correct than Dan.

And I believe Mitch is on vacation this week.