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STU-GOTZ

Post subject: Things over heard in the O.R.

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:46 am

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With Mac going under the knife today I figured we could have fun with him as I'm sure he'll get to the board as soon as he can. So post up something you'll think would be said as they wheel him into the O.R.

I'll start: "Don't ask me how I'm doing , just start cutting!" :lol:

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:47 am

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"Can you leave the catheter in a little longer? I'm starting to enjoy it!"

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:10 am

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When the operating assistant puts in that first IV line before they cart him over to the OR. "BITCH!"

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:12 am

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"Mr. McNeil, I'm doing fine, the nurses are fine, the med students are fine, WE'RE ALL FINE!!"

(insert doctors first name here) is my surgeon, and we'll go from there

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:13 am

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Mac (to operating doctors): "Hey, guys. How are you doing?"

Doctor: "Fine. We're just fine. Now can we get on with this?"

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Slap Shot ED

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:18 am

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"Do a nice job Doc and there will be a huge box of 'Allen Brothers' meats at your door by morning".

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:20 am

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Slap Shot ED wrote:

"Do a nice job Doc and there will be a huge box of 'Allen Brothers' meats at your door by morning".

To which the doc will respond: "Kiss my sack, Mac!"

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:22 am

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"Im here to cooperate with ya 100% doc, 100%. I just wanna get to the bottom of whats been bothering old D.P. McNeil"

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It's more fun to be a victim

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THE WIND SOCK

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:25 am

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If I don't make it Doc, give everything to Terry Boers.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:26 am

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THE WIND SOCK wrote:

If I don't make it Doc, give everything to Terry Boers.

...and give Walter my liver.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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M_C

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:30 am

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I'm wondering what the first thing he says when he wakes up?

"Doc, I thought you said I was getting a lube job"

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:50 am

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" Tell me the O.R's featured artist is Cheryl Crow today ! "

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:51 am

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Nurse: You went all B&B on that doctor.

Mac: Tell him to come back and operate tommorow, I won't be here

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

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M_C

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:54 am

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Doc, no need for anesthesia, just bring Derek Lee in here for an O.R. interview.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:04 am

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"Doc, while you're in there, can you make me taller?"

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buryman

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:07 am

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Doc said, "It should take us about 4 and a half hours to complete the surgery."

Mac says, "Take you time Doc, I love the OVER!"

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:52 am

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:55 am

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Doctor: (as they are wheeling mac out of surgery) now where did I put that sponge?

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:25 pm

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"I didn't see him!"

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Jim DeRevolting

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:29 pm

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Here's a picture:

Can you shave that into my ass hair? And make sure the tip of the lightning bolt is above my winkin' brown eye.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:31 pm

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Doctor: I normally play music on the radio during surgery. However, to calm you down, I will turn on the Jurko and Harry show throughout the procedure.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:36 pm

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Doctor: Now it's time to play 'Which of Mac's organs am I holding in my hand?' I'll shake it in front of the microphone as a hint for you.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:38 pm

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"Do you have any pamphlets on masturbation that I can read to help my son?"

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:47 pm

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A groggy Mac awakens ..."The last thing I remember was a smiling Sean Salisbury with a Camera phone." :wink:

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:49 pm

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Doctor: Ooops. I thought you said we were doing an ass procedure on a guy who was a pain in the back!

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:10 pm

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Good work, everyone!

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:13 pm

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As Mac wakes up "Great! Now I can use my sore back and my radio show as an excuse to run away from a fight against Michael Strahan!"

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:00 pm

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Too bad Brian Urlacher doesn't talk to the local media anymore. Mac could've recommended his doctor to him.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:25 pm

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They just made this an e-mail contest..

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:26 pm

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Doctor: Mr. McNeil, I just want to let you know that the last hour of your surgery will be unplugged and anything goes. We hope you like it.

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