What the hell is wrong with this guy? This Mitch Rosen.
I know you bury your head in the sand with the texters, emailers, and CSFMB. That's cool. I know most of Bernstein's shit has been swept under the rub cuz he makes you and Zim money. And it's never reached "That point". I know you and Zim have sold your souls cuz you have wives and kids and need the income of this weird thing called THE SCORE. That's cool. I get it.
This time it's different. It's reached "That point".
It' crisis time, Mitch!!!!!
This has gone national. It's not just lowly CSFMB. YOU GOTTA RELEASE A STATMENT SAYING THE SCORE LOVES WOMEN, AT THE VERY LEAST. It's a lie, but that's what guys like you are paid to do. This is when you're needed, Mitch. Most days you're not. Most days it's stroking the sponsors and asking for tickets or food from said sponsors. Besides that, you can hide under your desk for 8 hours. That's fine.
THE SCORE needs a leader now!!!
Mitch: (Looks around for one.)
Beardown: It's you, mother fucker!!!
Mitch: Oh yeah.
I've heard Mitch on the SCORE though the years. He's actually a meatball. You can tell by the way he talks. Big Fan says he's fat. The type that Bernstein hates, ironically. At this time, he gets exposed as a dumb ass cracker for not saying anything.