It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Knee slapper!!!!!!!!

Do they tell you which games in advance. It would suck to burn through 14 in April then get weekday afternoon games to fill out the rest.

$49 for 21 games. This is desperate, but I like it.

What's the easiest way to sneak onto the lower level?

Just walk right by the people there to take the tickets. Seriously, they are too lazy to bother. If they know you they dont care. If they dont, and you're polite, you can ask them and they often say yes.

I bought the plus. Its just too good of a deal, I wont be able to make the day games but even with that it's going to come out to like $3 a ticket. $3, that's how much it costs to the Orange Line to the Airport plus like 30 minutes of parking. And these are guaranteed seats, I cannot get blacked out of any of these dates. I might sit in the worst seats at the park but FUCK IM PAYING NO MONEY.

What's the easiest way to sneak onto the lower level?

RENT IMPLICATIONS?

Filling more seats early in the season when weather tends to keep fans away would help boost its paid attendance figure, but it's unclear how the deals will affect the attendance number that affects the Sox's annual rent payment to the Illinois Sports Facilities Authority, which owns the ballpark.

Under the team's management agreement, the Sox pay ISFA a per-head fee on a graduated scale for every ticket sold beyond 1,925,000 for the season. It has not paid such fees since the 2010 season, when the Sox drew 2.2 million fans.

But complimentary tickets and those that are sold for less than $3 apiece do not count toward that ticket total, which means the difference between what the Sox report as total paid attendance and what ISFA counts for rent purposes may be a bit inflated this year.

A spokesman for ISFA, which handles annual debt payments on the stadium, could not be reached for comment.

Interesting nugget in Crain's today:

What's the easiest way to sneak onto the lower level?

Here is an idea. If you and a friend want to go to "A GAME" on a Tuesday Night in April, just walk up and buy seats. Dont need 'An App"

You know if you pay the money for the app that the tickets are free right?

I thought for $49 you can go to MANY games?

you can go to every april and may game except opening day and the konerko ceremony. so 21 games at ~$2.67 a game.

I bought two. I'll go to maybe ~10 games so it'll cost me $5 a pop. I think that's fair.