CH, i swear to god someday i'm going to have an apartment/house/etc with that phrase on the front door. i will furnish photographic evidence when that time comes.

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Speculating on Brittney Griner's performance as a broodmare is nonpareil, as far as I'm concerned.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

i can't remember the exact term, but they've both said something like that about all wnba players if i recall.

Schmutzie is the biggest Bernstein licker. My goodness. Between him, Scott in Davenport, Quad Cities Pat, and Whitley in Ravenswood.

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This is the one that gets me. I have the most passing of interests in hockey so don't know any of the side stories. My ear heard that implication exactly as you state it. Gunga Dan would reply that just because I inferred something doesn't mean he implied it.

Even if it he knew it to be true with 100% certainty, that's not something that needs to be disseminated

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Thinking about it again is it was so weird. He was so damn adamant. Sharp must go. Hawks are on a roll to some degree and no one mentions this at all anywhere including the yelling Bernsie.

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Elections have consequences.

Don't forget President Baffoe.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

killed 'second hand news'

Agreed. Sharp should sue him for it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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He shared a story about having a discussion with his son about Kate Upton's naturals...

Not the worst thing, but the tree and apple are pretty close to one another.

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@audioidkid

3. Wishing death upon people

4. Celebrating deaths: Ron Santo, Whitney Houston, Dale Earnheart, that Cincinnati Bengal who fell off the back of his pick up truck.

5. Turning Goff and drinky to the dark side. I think it was a ceremony where he made them drink his blood.

6. Bashing other charities and fund raisers. Like that guy who walked across the country. That was stupid a stupid way to raise money. People who gave him money are stupid people. People should have given that money to Bernstein's camp charity. Ya know, the good type of charities. The good way of raising money. Poker.

That's kind of weird. Do the dads on this board talk about that with their sons? I hope my husband does not.

Yes and no. Yes, I may have made reference to something in the past. No, it wouldn't be anything shared beyond the two of us. Which as I think about it makes him very creepy.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

My Dad never talked to me about sex or made sex jokes or commented on other women when I was a kid. Has not done it after I became an adult. Nor do I with him.

At least not until he's well into high school!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This. Tuned out for good after the Sharpe stuff. Though I hear it's been a kinder, gentler show post-boobs comment.

so that's why you have women chained to radiators, eh?

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I wouldn't comment about specific body parts but my oldest son has mentioned when he sees someone he considers beautiful.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My son has said stuff like people are pretty or somebody is cute. He liked his teacher last year, she was beautiful, I don't think he realized how giddy he'd get about her. If he ever said look at the ta tas on that, I think I'd die.

My kids won't even acknowledge that a girl or woman is attractive.

If I said "hey, check out the set on that chick" I think they would die from embarrassment.

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You know me like that.

I take it back. They wouldn't die.

They would say "Do you think Mom would be OK with you saying that?"

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You know me like that.

My son is starting to make a couple comments about yoga pants. Not much more.

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Elections have consequences.

I'm going to teach my kids that the only woman they should be looking at is their mother.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bob's movie reviews.

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Amish vibe

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-- source

total cock blockers

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've said "that's for daddy" but they don't understand.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My kid would give anything to see a Creeper in real life so I'm still clear on the awkward boob talk with him.

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