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buryman

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:36 pm

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Location: Wyoming, MI
pizza_Place: Viccinos Pizza in Downtown Glenview.

Someone can send mine in, not that good but I can't go to the game on Friday so go for it.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:39 pm

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Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
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If only Mac were there to read entries off of the board.....

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I smell a bit....

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:41 pm

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Doctor: We apologize Mr. McNeil, we were unable to find what was causing the pain your ass from 2-6 every day.

(Nurse turns on AM1000)
Harry:It's time for the almanac!

Mac: Ouch!

Doctor: We will have to treat this with heavy medication. Here is a 5 year supply of Vicodin.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Keyser Soze

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:41 pm

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Doc: so when did you first start experiencing back pain?

Mac: about 6 years ago when I was teamed with a 300 lb unfunny jewish man.

Doc: Yep, that would do it.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:47 pm

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Doctor (upon opening up Mac's back): "Hmmm...It appears that the damage is several years old and may have been caused by some sort of wrestling match."

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I smell a bit....

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Harry Timbercrank

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:49 pm

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"After the surgery, could you please slap an ice cold 12-14 pound dry-aged USDA PRIME bone-in rib roast from Allen Brothers - The Great Steakhouse Steaks (at www.ABSteaks.com) on the swollen incision? Give it a nice 'Rubbing Alcohol' rub an hour beforehand to prevent any infections."

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:50 pm

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Location: Somewhere on I-355

Just sent this in:

Quote:

Females snickering
"tee hee hee"
"I think we need a shorter Catheter tube"
"tee hee hee"

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:41 pm

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Location: Candyland

"Nurse, check his penis, see if it's bigger than mine."

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Seacrest

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:16 pm

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Mr. Mcneil

The good news is that this surgery was a success.

The bad news is that you will still have to carry Harry Teinowitz on your back every day by yourself so there will be more surgeries in your future...

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:20 pm

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Nurse comes in and says "Someone who calls himself The Gridiron Assassin has left 1700 messages for you but only 3 of the messages reference anything to do with you".

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:23 pm

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Location: Candyland

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Nurse comes in and says "Someone who calls himself The Gridiron Assassin has left 1700 messages for you but only 3 of the messages reference anything to do with you".

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tom cerebellum

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:54 pm

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"Ben, thanks for taking today off to hold my hand and make sure there was no unplugged hour during the operation. Could you mow my lawn this weekend?"

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:22 pm

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i missed the winner...
damn trick or treaters.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:10 pm

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Location: In the hospital....

The winners were good, one of them even took a shot a carmen...

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:54 am

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o.k.
i heard that one. it was good.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:19 am

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there were funnier ones here. Rick's is great

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:23 am

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There was one about the sodfather "mowing his lawn" that won.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:51 am

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Doc, no need for anesthesia, just bring Derek Lee in here for an O.R. interview.

Nicely played Mitch.

And if that doesn't work, then bring in Ben Gordon and Ted Lilly for backup.

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I rarely troll.

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:54 pm

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I caught the part where Harry was supposed to see Mac in the hospital today but did not catch the details. Im sure Mac was pumping the morphine button while Harry was in the room but did anyone catch the segment??

EXPLAIN ..

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:37 am

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Harry went with his son (of course harry got a plug in for the car they drove). Mac was getting up from his seat as they entered the room and was in serious pain. Reggie cried. The end.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:40 am

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Surgeon: “Does Mr. McNeil need back surgery or rack surgery?”

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@audioidkid

spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:49 am

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Mac to surgeon: "Hey doc, let me know when it's fifteen past the hour so I can go down and take a smoke break. Jerry will be waiting for me."

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:51 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Harry went with his son (of course harry got a plug in for the car they drove). Mac was getting up from his seat as they entered the room and was in serious pain. Reggie cried. The end.

I was a little surprised they let Harry bring little Reggie up to the room. Most hospitals that I've been to don't allow kids up to the rooms unless they are siblings.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:54 am

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do you think that HaRry signs his name with the backwards "R" as a hospital visitor?

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@audioidkid

spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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