Helpful Hint: It's difficult to deal with a churlish Caller Bob. I should know, I can be one myself sometimes. But you don't get to the top by being a nice guy. This IMU fella has a lot of get-up-and go. He seems to have a lot of good mechanical know-how, and working in the port-a-potty business is nothing to be ashamed about. I would hire him to clean up the port-a-pottys on the set of my current project anytime. Although I should warn you, last night Norm polished off a few Crave Cases at White Castle.

Bob, I have been a fan in the past but this just didn't "cut" it. Needed some more home tips, maybe how you could grind bones in the Insinkerator.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Sounds like you need a better set of guys.

Might I suggest the Latin Kings or perhaps the Khmer Rouge?

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I'm generally a mild-mannered poster that picks a loser each week in the NASCAR, and pipes in here and there on baseball related topics. It takes a special kind of jerk to send me off on this level.

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What did the guy you stabbed do?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He's saving that tip for after Apologist has actually stabbed IMU.

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Freedom is our Strength.

You realize that you're playing into the churlish Caller Bob's hands, correct?

Don't get me wrong, the whole thing is entertaining.

But you're not necessarily winning the battle here, although you have undoubtedly secured a moral victory.

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Ill bet this post will end it. Nice work, Greg.

To be fair, Purdue Richard, the guy came at me first with a blunt object in an attempt to relieve me of my wallet. I just happened to be a server at the time, had a wad full of cash money in my pocket, and also a wine key. The wine key was the first thing i grabbed. The whole situation was instinctual, and I'm fairly certain any man would have reacted similarly given the circumstances. But go ahead, continue to crack jokes about it and hammer it to death for the duration of the rest of our CSFMB posting history.

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Will do. Thanks.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thanks for looking out. I've probably said too much. I'm glad there has been at least some entertainment value here.

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Do it for Murph.

Which end did you stick him with?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

shit, i thought apologist was joking about already having stabbed a guy.

did you get him with the corkscrew or little knife part?

the corkscrew would be pretty bad ass

I'd rather just break a bottle of CH Lot 555 over his head.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Corkscrew.

Self -defense 101: you end the conflict as quickly; and painfully as possible. I in no way wanted this guy to think what he was doing was cool... or ever try it again on someone else. Capiche?

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So you've never stabbed anyone not in self defense.

Looks like IMU has nothing to worry about.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

did this happen at Coopers Hawk ?

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The alley adjacent to the California blue line stop, actually.

After i got to my destination and my ladyfriend was like "HOLY SHIT why is there blood all over your nice white shirt" i realized the magnitude of what had transpired and called 311 and told them there was a guy bleeding in an alley that needed medical attention.

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And the rest of the story is, that though he was seriously injured, Scorehead managed to escape with Apologist's bank and use it as seed money to fund his ascension into the one percent. On those occasions when a business associate asks how he got the corkscrew-shaped scar, he tells them it occurred during the Mayaguez incident and he prefers not to discuss it.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Most cuckolds on this board would have pee'd themselves and offered up their buttholes to the assailant, nice work standing up for yourself.

Harsh judgment on the wife, man.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This is why i like you Richard. You like the dance, the repartee of the debate but you generally get to the point rather quickly.

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So I'm on the "Not to stab" list?

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Not mine.

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Freedom is our Strength.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

There was a time, when i was a Pro-Cutler guy... but those days are well in the past.

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so is this now becoming a thread about things we've had to do to people in the name of self-offense? i've got a story if anyone wants to hear it.

also i'm getting a distinct professor x talking to magneto vibe whenever i happen across the word "eric"

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