TLDR WARNING!!!!!!

hey guys, since it's obvious to me that I've earned a lifetime's worth of ppl here sideswiping me and/or shitting on me for my boundless audacity to exist, let alone respond in kind; in the spirit of brotherhood I wanted to start up a thread where any future arguments-with/admonishments-of me can take place so, example, we don't shit up Doug's thead so ppl forget that you should be seeing/supporting his band tonight.

or hell, if anyone just wanted to find an excuse to tell me what a worthless piece of shit I am well here ya go come one come all and you're 100% on topic.... But be warned that the more you talk the more I learn and the better I get at pushing your buttons.

now let's say you don't know me but hey you're a keen observer of the passing scene and you wanna get in on the fun... Well i'd never suggest that anyone read my posts (present company accepted) so let's give you some fodder to come at me cuz it is your god-given-right on this earth to tell me what a horrible piece of shit that I am (and of course two words of reply from me is too much!) so let's get the ball rolling here:

- drug addict
- didn't have a formal/proper job for a long time
- TLDR posts aka Too Long; Didn't Read
- doesn't take hints (e.g. NOBODY LIKES YOU!!! / NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR CRAP)
- only guy he listens to here is bigfan
- only one girlfriend in life (despite her being fucking awesome)
- said girlfriend spent ~$5000 to be around him as much ax possible over a 10 month span
- invents fake internet girlfriends to lie to ppl he's desperate to impress dating back to a traumatic childhood that sjboyd0137 figured out I have (*whip sound*)
- doesn't take your shit (again, excepting bigfan cuz he has a right to give me shit. You don't)
- actually likes JORR and his baseball thoughts
- expos fan
- arsenal (UK soccer) hipster
- aphex twin dicksucker
- aceyalone dicksucker
- speaking of sucking dicks, spmack and Jason Goff
- fancies himself to coexist on the same level with real adults like IMU and DOC HVAC
- thinks he's smart despite being a selfish dumbass
- takes care of his grandfather and has the audacity to think that might be worth something more then your scorn
- talks about fantasy baseball way too much
- had a security blanket when he was growing up
- had that weird homosexual bait-n-switch attempt circa 4th-5th grade where this kid Damien was trying to turn a bunch of us out into poofs
- sometimes references other ppl saying the n-word
- fetishizes black ppl too (ask my dad)
- proud to accept government dole just to piss you off
- thinks he knows rap music
- claims just because he was at the same location as other posters attending a board meetup that they "know he's cool"
- evidently ran nas off of the board when an "IT'S HIM OR ME!!!" ultimatum seemingly didn't work
- in 2012 he convinced the board he was legit psycho re: Alexa Chung (long story)
- LOL WANNABE RAPPER!!! http://soundcloud.com/sinicalypse = LOLOLOLOL
- and once again: despite being all of the above and much much more (or less depending on your point of view) WILL NOT JUST ROLL OVER AND TAKE YOUR SHIT and thus..... [drum roll]
- dishes it back, which us wholly unacceptable because he's sini and nobody likes him.
- OOH OOHHH add in hasn't gotten laid since jan 1, 2008. That might be as good of a trump card as drugs/unemployment cuz I reckon pussy is a currency around here and guess who doesn't have a job!
- leeches your $$$/time with BS like this
- is sini. Duh.

And the list goes on forever cuz seriously my own mother would shove me up her cooch if she thought I might seriously go away! So yeah everyone, get crackin...

And biggie I only made this thread for the next time someone goes at me so we don't screw up other discussions, so I hope this thread can stay cuz I really rsalky don't wanna gave anyone else get got like doug.

So rake care everyone and if you want some (internet arguments only. I'm not into intentionally vague/possibly-implied physical threats like spmack cuz when you tweet at someone off the board that is grounds for a whoopin)

Take care everyone and pkz say a prayer for redskingreg's dad while you're at it!!!

# (non-persona) non grata

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Life's too short kid. Relax and let it flow. Having met you once, you seemed like a good guy. Odd, but at the end of the day who gives a damn, but a generally good guy. I'm not around here enough to know what in the hell happened, but I like you. Fuck it.

(Just don't use the n word)

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Double R, I've met you a couple times and you're cool. Furthermore I've only described/unwittingly reposted other people saying the n-word. I asked one if my good friends if i'm racist and she's like "OF COURSE YOU ARE JAMES! YOU HATE WHITE PPL"

this thread isnt a big attention seeking thing now, it's just designed for the next time someone comes at me and we go up-n-back we can move the shitfest here as opposed to destroying someone else's thread.

In the immortal spirit Of redman: "i'll bee dat" or aka I just did a Laurence Holmesian "HEEL TURN!" --- I accept that I earned a lifetime's supply of free Shit from this msgboard (and that's good cuz I sure can't afford it =)-- i just want the long drawn arguments to go on here and not in a third party's thread/topic

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I don't hate white, black, yellow, brown, green people... I hate idiots and hypocrites. I also can't stand that "board hierarchy" shit so I guess we got that in common dude. Take it easy.

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I sincerely hope things work out for you, sini.
You've got an intense board persona, but I think you're probably a nice guy in real life.
Just don't take this shit so personally.
We're all assholes in one way or another.
Best wishes to your gramps, too.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Can you please elaborate on the Goff situation?

I didn't read Sini's post, but I only assume he is disappointed in the new Death Cab for Cutie album.

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Sini is good in my book. I will elaborate more later. Kinda have some stuff going on right now, but thank you to sini for the kind words today.

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-- source

you cant be from my family without letting genius roll off the tongue like saying hello... you know there are some people who say the black community makes too big of a deal about their discrimination, but i will never believe that. i live on the other side. and the whole thing really sucks

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

hey guys thanks for the kind words, but we don't need this to be a referendum-on-me thread right now as much as we just need it to chill in the background so the next time there's like a ~2-3msgs up-and-back exchange i can kick it over to here and we wont bury someone else's thread in my bullshit (cuz you know if someone goes tit for tat with me for 4 pages it's all my fault. duh. i'm me... DRUGS! NO JOB! SORRY SINI FUCKED UP YOUR THREAD DUDE!)

and greg, man, dont worry dude.... you were in the front of the line busting my balls when i got here, but it wasn't really personal ever as much as it was taking the dumb shit i said and throwing it back at me which hey that's what posting on messageboards is about. hell, that's why i just went and listed all of the worst things about me i can think of so what way when a status-clutching simpleton like lilbro, MR. CSFMB, or *whip sound* needs something to hold over my head well hey how nice and kind am i that i've given you a fucking list so you don't have to read my other posts to get some quality ammo. don't read my other posts... you'll get aids!

so that said, when you're in the hospital with pops none of this dumb board shit matters and if i can help out at all *fingersnap* fret not dude. hell apologist had you with a mlb.tv account, so i mean that's what a community is about: pitching in where possible to help out. and most importantly, not leeching off of darkside and boyd.

so yeah hopefully the slow weekends here (irony = this board slows down dramatically when people aren't at work, yet some of these ppl are quick to jump on me about how i don't work. i wonder why all our jobs are going to china, eh?) = this thread goes out of the top-25 and chills. it's a fallout shelter, not a nightclub guys!

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hey whaddya know, i didnt even have to wait more than an hour or two to get the first chance to use the new shelter!



e-moo, i mean this in the most kind and benevolent way possible.... but just shut the fuck up. you've got nothing with your little troll game kid, go try it on someone else who might "threaten to stab you" or whatever will give you a little board-boner to run around like some anti-fertility god in the woods like TEE-HEE-HEE I'VE GOT AN EXTRA LARGE EXHAUST PIPE ON MY HOT HATCH!



and to think i had a friend who used to call ME a "technical bastard" growing up.... que sera sera, no?

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yeah well you better believe green people hate all of us. they just want to kidnap us, take us to their reticulan home base and send us back with traumatizing flashbacks about being on the mothership. sure they look grey at first but i'm sure they're really GREEN. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

...AND I'M THE FUCKING CRACKHEAD HERE, RIGHT?!?!?!?

(explanation for those who dont get the joke: when you smoke meth/crack there's a thing called "a bellringer" if you get a big enough hit where your head goes WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH and yeah, see, idk if this dude is capable of being clever and metaphorical in fact i pretty much doubt it, but yeah. i'm the crackhead here. LUCID THOUGHT FREE ZONE!!!!)

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Mike North had some thoughts on this subject a few years back...

viewtopic.php?f=27&t=8947&p=94856&hilit=Greys#p94856

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You know me like that.

I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)

i just said it. i didn't know if you would do it or not.

It's unclear from your original post as you only claim to be a garden-variety drug addict.

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You know me like that.

hey man if you ever wanna go to the garden of eden i can give you directions. contrary to unpopular belief it's not in missouri, it's actually right off of ohio.

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I didn't read a word of that.

Stop worrying about how other people view you. Let your freak flag fly, baby!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Someone give me the cliff notes please.

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