I just figure the Bears or Sox will give him a heart attack at some point

Hell 85 is a hell of a run. Bears fans would make it their tombstone for crissakes.

There is no way I make it to 85. The way I see it, I am already on the back nine of life.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

see? i invest ~5-10mins into a cellphone post where i'm like "watch me go TLDR and say some dumb shit and i'll get the yentas talking about me" and PRESTO! look i've got 2 ppl sitting there going back and forth carrying on about their superiority to me.

"SINI YOU'VE MENTIONED ME 5-6 TIMES OVER THE LAST 4-5 DAYS RAH RAH RAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

does anyone even know the internet meme associated with my avatar? have you read the thread title? does anyone get meta-humor? google the phrase "sadonecrophilia beastiality: it's kind of like beating a dead horse" and see what results come up.

and darkside, beyond the obvious troll is obvious post up there, just know that i reserve the right to tell you to fuck off for the rest of my life whenever i want to. you've earned that much.

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If you feel that makes you a better person, I'm your huckleberry.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Uh, this is all very interesting, but could someone direct me to IMU's hockey chat?

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Freedom is our Strength.

wow look! he felt the need to respond in approximately 60 seconds or less just to make sure i saw it before i left! wow you really got me good.

but hey ernie, let me take just about 1min 15sec to clearly illustrate just exactly how and why you'll never be anywhere near my level; it's this simple:

when i heard the mel gibson tapes i had one thought pop into my head. one simple thought that was so beautiful and so pure that i just started cracking up on the spot. it's a thought that you are simply incapable of having because your head is chock full of ways to fix air conditioners and slob all over everyone's e-knob here in a perpetual circlejerk of banality.

now your game with me is simply to repeat what i say like HUH? and just disparage it by bemoaning the point i made, shifting it into a you-vs-me credibility thing... like with the "my level" stuff, man, anyone who reads the board knows that i'm a completely superior poster to you. for fuck's sake while you're busy perfecting the art of spatial recognition i make boers and bernstein dance music when i'm bored.

so really dude, you should be thankful that i'm such a fuckup/whatever because it gives you self-esteem so you can just carry on like "LOL GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.... HE REALLY SUCKS!" and a few more low-flying-aircraft dullards like fat frank and the neverending garage band can jump in and pile on and everyone's happy.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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of course i just HAD to click on that....

I hate trying to post on my phone. Chicken

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Stick to pork related jokes please HAWG!

And yes IMU had a very attractive girlfriend. Apparently chicks like gainfully employed men. Any joke I make towards IMU is completely in jest because he has been nothing but friendly towards me. He is a genuinely good person and brings the fire and passion all the time.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Did IMU get fired?

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Freedom is our Strength.

SHE GONE!!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Jimmy Pasta is doing some trolling in the "if Lester is a bust" thread.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You are a liar.

No one PM'ed you.

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Now everyone knows that you are lying.

Hook line, make Qbo bite.

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Seacrest dominating Q-Bo once again.

I sense a 2016 tournament first round matchup!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

With Qbo under an alternative account I'm sure.

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QBo, is that an offspring of Q-Bert and Tim Tebow?






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Hawaii (fuck) You

Man, I loved Q-Bert

Harassing? Really? Big tough alleged MMA guy like yourself?

Brick teed one up and I sand wedged it.

You then...

Insult my wife

No one cares

Come back and try to re-affirm said insult

And get caught in a bald faced lie when you do so.

So who's really bullshitting who here?

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You know who hopped around changing cube top-face colors better than Q-Bert? Yaz.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll be lucky to make it to 70. I used 85 to get the point of a senile mind across.

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A lot of trolling going on in the Britt McHenry thread. A. LOT.

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It's a black hole and you seem like its event horizon.

Bad movie. Right, W_Z?

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Doesn't take you long to get back to the HATING.