Theo was right. Bryant needs more time in the minors.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He's my new Kingman. I love him already.

Him and Coghlan should switch positions. I might feel more comfortable.

Boy this thread sure dies between Bryant at bats, eh?

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Batting the pitcher 8th is genius.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

The blood is always pumping. Besides, I need to concentrate on Hammel ab's this year. This guy is mashing up there.

At least we're not the only team with a high priced pitcher who can't throw to 1st base.

What the hell was that?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What a great call on bunting there. Put all the pressure on the defense and look what happens.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Give me a solar homo here.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That called strike took him right out of the at bat

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Gamesmenship.

We have it.

Herrera's speed DOIN THANGS

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Herrera took shields right the fuck out of that play. Fucked with his MIND!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Dude better call those both ways.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He's been awful. Must be sun in his eyes. Or he's bad.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Quick observation.

Deshaies isn't too bad when talking baseball and game strategy. It's the in-between banter and attempts at comedy where he struggles.

He is no Brenly.

Thank God that Len Kasper is the best in the business.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Damn! You could feel that coming after missing out on that call for strike three.

Incorrect.

You're consistent today at least.

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This ump is terrible. Wow.
Gotta work thru it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Hawkside.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Another restaurant quality zinger in here today.
"Hawkside" - Imagine the visuals for a second.

* soriano flashbacks intensifying *

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2-2

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Shields' changeup is so effective today that Alcantara is down 0-2 and he's not even in the lineup. James is dealing.

I am stuck at LAX. How is babe Ruth doing through 2 AB's?

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Elections have consequences.

if you would have asked me "what do the cubs need to do to get really good?" i wouldn't have answered "GET GIANGRECO IN THE BOOTH ASAP!"

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