Don't worry life/god has trolled you pretty good so it all balances out!

* rimshot *

so we're all in agreement that i'm clearly the biggest/bestest troll still left on the board, right? nas was obviously the correct answer to this ? 6 months ago cuz that dude put in WORK when it came to getting ppl here worked up into a tizzy. It came natural to him whereas, sat, brick has to put in mad effort to ensure that you fully engage him.

Think rocky 4 training montage (except nas disproved the song in that there was indeed an easy way out) and nas is rocky (au naturale) and brick is drago (the best trolling that money/science could buy/create)

As for my preposterous claim (akin to how I could have destroyed everyone @ eating mcnuggets) just think about how i'm a completely worthless dumbass piece of shit not even worth your dole; ostensibly i'm so worthless and meaningless and "a shit stain on the drawers of life" (- aceyalone) and so automatically invalidated before I can pump out any drivel.....

Yet so many of y'all have decided to have a go at me over the years and the results amuse so many people here (one way or another, and remember that generally speaking I dig minorities) that it HAS to be me. I have literally taken the nothingness that mellifluously perambulates* through every ounce of my corporeal form and turned it into SOMETHING that irks don't tiny (autocorrect is even cracking jokes @ his expense) and his good upstanding people SOOOOOOO much that people don't only go out of their way to "address the sini problem" (sorry OP) but i've also spawned a mult and a recent thread with a vague possibly-personal/IRL threat to my well being.

And all this is from somebody soooooo ostensibly worthless that nobody ever read/s my posts and that FUCK YOU I'M OUT final telloff was amusingly 3+ replies ago from.you.

So I think for obviously because ******



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and yet despite my laundry list of problems (I gave you cuz I am the golden standard of hating me), the fact I can hearken cam'ron on o'reilly references wholesale while flinging some shit at you AND at the same time have the best poster on the board (CH) remember some old one-off oneliner I had about park ridge steph, man, there is no comparison when you get down to "bang for the buck" riiight?

You know how daekside proudly boasts that he's never read nearly all of my posts so he has no idea what he's talking about? Well in ~6 years of posting here you can't help but encounter no less than 10-15k darkside posts and despite that i'm hard pressed to think of anything he ever actually said because seriously, the guy isn't memorable in the slightest! even tho he's always reminding you that his peers have voted him into the HOF and "EVERYBODY LOVES DARKSIDE!" you evidently love him in the way that you technically love air or water because not only is the guy ubiquitous and semantically requisite for the existence of the CSFMB, if air is gaseous nothing and water is liquid nothing then darkside is CSFMB nothing cuz holy shit ~40k posts here? Does the dude have a job or any other function that isn't posting instantly-forgettable drivel on the CSFMB?

at least I have an an excuse. What does he got other then way more time than me and all of your friendships? Is there a word like friendarmada or friendfleet? One or two ships does an injustice to the guy so I think we should invent new words/terms to address this previously-unfathomable level of uber-popularity . Hell I almost really like the guy by the end of this post now....

Brick can you set up another popularity contest for him to almost/win? I carve tombstones for a living and we get paid by the word so all we need are another ~5 arbitrary popularity contests for him to almost/win so I can make bank filling out his headstone with the kind of life-validating stuff usually reserved for board signatures.

And to think that all this craptitude comes from a guy fated to live under a bridge like the troll that *whip sound*0137 confirmed I am. Also, i would like my trophy presented to me by spmack wearing a die hard 3 style sign that says "I HATE WIGGERS" --- thank you and drive through.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

What are you talking about? You had to be pointed out to me in Milwaukee by Douchebag. You came up to us. A little revisionism, yeah?

You're a fucking loser. A nobody. You have an impact on no one's life. You use some family member as an excuse to be a failure in life. The only thing that ties you to the real world will end in the next 5 years? 10 years at most?

Whatever will you do?

What are you talking about? You had to be pointed out to me in Milwaukee by Douchebag. You came up to us. A little revisionism, yeah?

You're a fucking loser. A nobody. You have an impact on no one's life. You use some family member as an excuse to be a failure in life. The only thing that ties you to the real world will end in the next 5 years? 10 years at most?

Whatever will you do?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Hmph, everyone is being sad and reflective today except IMU going on being a total dickhole.

Hmph, everyone is being sad and reflective today except IMU going on being a total dickhole.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

I've never used this board to pretend I have a connection to sports radio personalities.

It is unfortunate that Doug Buffone died. But old folks die and he led a good life. I enjoyed the Bears talk.

I don't feel I need to be sad and reflective.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

no dipshit, it was the bulls game meetup in chicago. remember all the "THE SHIT'S GOING DOWN" and i was saying some shit to diffuse it like "imu and sini are whatever, but james doesnt know eric and vice versa" and i'd buy you a beer? well when you came up to me like HI I'M IMU it took all the restraint in my body to not PFFFFFTTTTTTT in your face because it just made perfect sense to me why you are the way you are. it just clicked. god has forsaken you my friend and for that i am sorry. may your hatches be hot your bank accounts be stacked and your life have lots of cool shiny things in it cuz you are never gonna be much of a thing yourself without the help of other things to make you cool by association because NEWSFLASH: you are not cool. even the people who genuinely like you here kind of have to chuckle at you about your youness.

wow, this is amazing insight into how you work. what actually happened isnt very flattering for you all, so you've changed it up betting that 1) most people dont care and 2) those who do are "good upstanding" people who will believe a fellow "good upstanding" like you over a "crazy shithead" like me. so you're just gonna broadcast this patently untrue bullshit and do your thing where you double down on ad hominems cuz you're not really good with facts much like i'd imagine you really suck at basketball.

btw am i the only one here who finds it hilarious that this dumbass literally tells me "you have an impact on no one's life" and then his next insult is about the one person whose life i have the most impact on?

seriously imu, if you are paragon to the real world and a veritable mascot for all that's right with it, i will gladly spend the rest of my life ducking it so i'm never a shallow little Caller Bob like you.



go away, pigman. this doesn't concern you nor does you attempting to hype up imu's dumbass little reply give it any credence against the beatdown he's earning here.

So, Hawg you are saying that those who are a constant assholes on the net are really assholes IRL?

Don't know where I have said any of that, just that I thought in this instance IMU's post was over the top.

I agree on IMU, timing on issues hasnt been his strong suit.

What are you talking about? You had to be pointed out to me in Milwaukee by Douchebag. You came up to us. A little revisionism, yeah?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

If I told my Dad that this was how two 30-year-old men fight now, he'd kick my ass.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Hmph, everyone is being sad and reflective today except IMU going on being a total dickhole.

It's called Monday in the IMUverse

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Obsess much?

No, not at all. You should have read some of the PMs. But thanks for weighing in, Champ.