Hi matches

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HEY APOLOGIST, DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

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WOW!

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i need to make a t-shirt that incorporates that last line into it. but hey e-moo here we gooooo!!!!!

if i was a bond villain i'd be like I HAVE THE INTERNET.... I HAVE 4CHAN.... I HAVE IRC... NEXT I HAVE THE EASTERN SEABOARD!

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IMU: YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

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re: anonymous internet contributor nobody here knows who i am. my reputation doesn't precede me. that's why people had to point out who i was to you? c'est la vie.

here i am with my favorite rapper of all-time (he had no idea who i was. obviously he got the fuck away ASAP):



hey if you're going to wear a t-shirt that says ACEYALONE & ABSTRACT RUDE, why not get a picture with abstract rude too? i accomplished this in a 3 month span btw:



oh remember that favorite rapper of all time i met and he had to run away and avoid me (and NOT listen to all my bullshit raps and give tips on how to get better, and get invited onto that project blowed weed smoking comp?) well shit what the fuck is this then?



WHY IS HE SMILING? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE WANTING TO RAP WITH ME AND SHIT? JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO MAKE THAT T-SHIRT SO THEY KNOW TO STAY AWAY.

oh what the fuck for shits and giggles plz dont mind the portion of my life where i hated my face cuz that's when i met ceephax, who would go on to not hook up a 5 quid out of press hardcore esplanade 12" from his personal collection cuz you know, again, anonymous internet contributor.



so i suppose this is all a giant cosmic joke on me.... you know i'm working my way through meeting all of my heroes, and i've got some kid who doesn't even know who ken ellis is telling me i'm not shit even tho when i walk in ken ellis would be like holy shit it's you! JORR might be the only one who knows what i'm talking about here, but i've accepted that fate in life. along with being whatever IMU says i am cuz he has more $$$ and a better car and his baseball team is the best in the world while mine doesnt even exist anymore so if one of us should take a hint from god, clearly it's not him. that's why he's still a cubs fan.

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the 1% has caused you to turn on yourselves

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Gotta little Cutler/Beau Bridges thing going on in that first pic.

Not with that Bowl cut!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

the lighting on that picture is all whacked out cuz earlier in the day we were doing product shots for the website where we totally middlemanned a lot of products for people who liked building their own electronic things.

more proof i've never worked a real day in my life! i was thinking about that the other night when after 2 nights of no sleep i was scrubbing shit off of the wall at 4am. that sjboyd dude KNOWS ME.

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This is a lucid, clear , easy to read post.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

HOLY SHIT! SINICALYPSE AND JIMMY DISDAIN ARE THE SAME GUY?

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I really love it when rappers spend time with sick and disabled children. I'm glad you also got to take advantage of their charity.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

wow look at you reverse engineering facebook images to find out my account. i dont care that much, but i know you're trying to warn goff that he hasn't noticed me on instagram yet.

btw even on 4chan when i hang out in the arsenal thread and have a few thoughts over bigfan's word limit the guys eventually dubbed me "autismbro" and at least one dude screencapped a post or two. EXTREMELY. ANONYMOUS. POSTING. FOREVER.

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Hola hermano.

you know IMU, i'm out of resin hits so i didnt have a lifestyle-induced-perspective-shift but i still got around to thinking.... what if IMU is a troll? a bit? a character? a work? the 2010s equivalent of what theocide was to me on watmm in the 00s? you really could have gotten me good with over-reacting if that's the case.

lamentably i really think you believe all of this shit you spout out because "the natural order of things" makes you comfortable with your totally menial life out in schaumburg. aka schampton which miraculously has showed up as northside_dan's location after i mentioned it on the board (and if i'm wrong about this apologies)

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I was thinking of the particular one mentioned, where Sini was at the same shitty bar we were at prior to the game.

Yeah... Bottom lounge? JORR, Nas, DW, Myself, Doug, DW (Dougs wife Lulz) Cookie... maybe also Herb??? yeah herb. Douchebag, DW (Douchebag's Wife Lulz)... and sinic in all his headphoned glory.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Oh yeah Jorr had a date too but i don't remember his name.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No...the Milwaukee meet up IMU is mentioning...pretty sure there were only like 6 or 7 of us...I vividly remember because I damn near fell asleep on the way back home that night.

This was great because when I walked up to JORR, the first words out of his mouth were "Quad Cities, representin"

I'm pretty sure that was at Cobra Lounge. I don't remember if that was the year before or after we met at Bottom Lounge.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Cobra Lounge, that's right.
Had some nice brews on tap.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

yeah like i said earlier, the order was whatever place on madison, then cobra lounge, then bottom lounge.

and darkside, if i'm wearing headphones in your presence can't you take a hint? i dont need people running up to me with a big doofy grin like i'm some sociology project.

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You were wearing headphones in your "hey check me out with famous people smiling because they like me" shots.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

yeah i have an aesthetic.... you should try it sometime.

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I'm good.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

i bet if there's a sign like WELCOME TO LAKEMOOR that's the slogan underneath the town population.

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Is this another pathetic shot against the "rural" areas?

Try a little harder, fella.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014