This manager's rant is hilarious

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-- source

baseball is a family game.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

hockey talk next. I"m out.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

MAKE IT STOP

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Oh wow, a Tony Salmelainen mention! Dark days indeed.

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Wow. Never thought I'd see that again.

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Team Cutler.

Problem with seeing that name, is I start to click around on Hawks teams in hockeydb and then my eyes start to bleed

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Team Cutler.

Adrian Aucoin!!!

rat bastard.

Kyle Calder!

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Ruuuuutuuu

That last Yawney game would have been right before they picked up Peter Bondra for one last round of meaningless stat-padding.

That was a strange year to get back on board with the Blackhawks. Those first two seasons out of the lockout were just weird across the board, as a matter of fact; sort of a lost generation of the NHL. Crosby and Ovechkin had yet to come of age, but the lockout shed off a lot of old familiar names, so the personnel was kind of up in the air. Your league superstars were guys like Daniel Briere. Penalties for brushing up against guys, the NHL on the Outdoor Life Network, Southeast Division Champion Atlanta Thrashers starring Marian Hossa and Dany Heatley, people caring a great deal about Scott Niedermayer...it was just so weird.

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I remember the Hawks being considered a sleeper team after going cuckoo in free agency. LaPointe, Khabi and Aucoin.

stupid aucoin. such a spaz

Didn't they make a big deal out of signing Matt Barnaby?

Oh, and my mistake, the 2007 Thrashers would have been Hossa and Ilya Kovalchuk, of course, Dany Heatley having been traded to the Senators for Hossa after getting drunk and killing a guy. Marian Hossa's best statistical seasons were wasted on the fucking Atlanta Thrashers. What a time to be alive.

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What I learned today: after the Cubs win the World Series within the next 5 years Theo is going to move on to champion a different industry because he will be bored with baseball.

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Berns favorite holiday is Thanksgiving because it has nothing to do with religion.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Did a real estate contract offer with Kyle calder at Stanleys in the basement before a bachelor party!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Right. The Pilgrims were just thanking themselves and the native americans.

No holiday has to be about religion if you don't want it to be.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Boris Mironov got a raw deal here in Chicago, the guy was never given a chance to show what he could do.
Alexander Karpotsov, if only they'd gotten him a few years sooner also.

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

During "Who's Your Guy?" yesterday term "buzz the flats" came up when reading about the attributes of (I think) a safety.

Is there someone whose sole job is to come up with a handful of new terms like this every year?

And thus why I still enjoy 'Who's your Guy?'. I miss Terry laughing though.