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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:41 pm 
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Terry, Dan and Drinky have saved the day.

They have also offered some great commentary on race relations in America.

For example, Dan told us that rioting and burning things is wrong and bad. Terry suggested that somebody should control the rioters. Drinky said "ahhhhhhh, this is bad."


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:05 pm 
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I expected as much from Beerstain but I find it extremely amusing how much of a Bernstein pastiche Aaahbattacola has become. He's oblivious to how much of a lunkhead he is and clearly is trying to impress Bernsie, still. You've worked with this guy for over a decade and you still haven't figured he won't respect you. But you think mimicking him is the best route? Be your own man you little bitch.

The Hawk drops were amusing today.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:38 pm 
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Zizou wrote:
I expected as much from Beerstain but I find it extremely amusing how much of a Bernstein pastiche Aaahbattacola has become. He's oblivious to how much of a lunkhead he is and clearly is trying to impress Bernsie, still. You've worked with this guy for over a decade and you still haven't figured he won't respect you. But you think mimicking him is the best route? Be your own man you little bitch.

The Hawk drops were amusing today.


True that. That's exactly what it was today. He is an obtuse lunkhead that doesn't realize things. But being that way has it's perks. I probably over worry or over think things. When you're stupid, like drinky, life has to be easier.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:40 am 
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Bernstein going all Newsman today. Love when he brings in drinky with a very serious tone in his voice.

Bernstein: We now go back to Matt Abbatacola for an update on the war in Baltimore.

drinky: Ahhhh, thanks Dan. Ahhhh, a bunch of black dudes just lit a police car on fire. Back to you, Dan.

Bernstein: Thank you, Matty. Once again, we appreciate your hard work on reporting this story.


That had to be the most awful show ever yesterday between their replaying the Hawk clip at the beginning ad nauseum to Batacola's stuttering break-in updates on Baltimore while watching tv. It sounded like Siragusa's end-zone reporting.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:47 am 
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Abbatacola deserves an award for his coverage today. I don't understand half of what he's saying. But it sounds like he cares. And he's adopted Bernstein's serious tone.


drinky's editorializing would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. If this guy were covering the Boston Tea Party he would be insisting over and over again that "dan, dan, dan, these aren't protesters, they're looters, rioters. King George should send in Cornwallis and all his troops right now!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPBCSsPJR4

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:55 am 
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Dignified Rube wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Bernstein going all Newsman today. Love when he brings in drinky with a very serious tone in his voice.

Bernstein: We now go back to Matt Abbatacola for an update on the war in Baltimore.

drinky: Ahhhh, thanks Dan. Ahhhh, a bunch of black dudes just lit a police car on fire. Back to you, Dan.

Bernstein: Thank you, Matty. Once again, we appreciate your hard work on reporting this story.


That had to be the most awful show ever yesterday between their replaying the Hawk clip at the beginning ad nauseum to Batacola's stuttering break-in updates on Baltimore while watching tv. It sounded like Siragusa's end-zone reporting.


agreed...and Dan tried to play it off as if he were reporting breaking news rather than just reading Twitter

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:07 am 
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Curious Hair wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
drinky's editorializing would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. If this guy were covering the Boston Tea Party he would be insisting over and over again that "dan, dan, dan, these aren't protesters, they're looters, rioters. King George should send in Cornwallis and all his troops right now!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPBCSsPJR4


i just wanna say i absolutely guessed what this clip was before i clicked on it. victory cigarette ensues.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:58 am 
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i'll be honest, i enjoyed it for the trainwreck that it was. would listen again 10/10 A+!!!

terry going on about mlk in his typical nonsensical way, matty uhhing his way through what he's watching on tv, and dan basically like "well we can't talk about anything else. there is absolutley nothing else sports related that we could possibly talk about so we'll talk about how looting is bad and not what the civil rights movement is all about. thanks for the insight silverspooned white jew.


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Dan Bernstein demands that poor people of color act more like rich white people. Related: water wet, sun rises in east.

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