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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:18 am 
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:28 am 
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It's amazing what a few lbs. can do:


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I dated an opera singer in college who explained to me the way you can tell real singers vs. fake singers is that real singers get bigger as they get older b/c their ribcages expand to make room for the amount of air in their lungs for their 'instrument' (her words). She said that's why pop singers who can really sing like the one above, and at the time she said Mariah Carey and Christina Aguliera will probably get heavier because they do sing. While their may be some validity to that theory, I really think she wanted to justify eating and not exercising the way she did.


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I dated an opera singer in college who explained to me the way you can tell real singers vs. fake singers is that real singers get bigger as they get older b/c their ribcages expand to make room for the amount of air in their lungs for their 'instrument' (her words).


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Psycory wrote:
I dated an opera singer in college who explained to me the way you can tell real singers vs. fake singers is that real singers get bigger as they get older b/c their ribcages expand to make room for the amount of air in their lungs for their 'instrument' (her words).


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:lol:

I still would on Kelly.

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 9:23 am 
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Psycory wrote:
I dated an opera singer in college who explained to me the way you can tell real singers vs. fake singers is that real singers get bigger as they get older b/c their ribcages expand to make room for the amount of air in their lungs for their 'instrument' (her words). She said that's why pop singers who can really sing like the one above, and at the time she said Mariah Carey and Christina Aguliera will probably get heavier because they do sing. While their may be some validity to that theory, I really think she wanted to justify eating and not exercising the way she did.


Yes, I broke up with her


they aren't getting bigger in the rib cage

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:02 am 
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we are the wack pack, strange and retarded; we are the ones who think that high pitch is kelly clarkson.


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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:35 am 
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But singers with big lungs are likely to be depressed.

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Is it me or does it seem Jim Cornelison has pick up a few LBs over the past few years?

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 11:27 pm 
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He lost a ton of weight a few years ago and probably put some back on.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:36 am 
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I still would on Kelly.


I still would, too.
But damn, this is a real shame. Money, time, and access to healthy food and exercise and she just is like "meh".
Weird.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:49 am 
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Keep in mind that some women will hag-out naturally -- oftentimes it's in their genes and no one's fault. This is why so many females quit acting as they get older -- the hotness factor evaporates. Look at Sally Struthers, once extremely hot. No changes in diet or exercise would've been enough to prevent how she's become.

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I am bothered by gravity's outsized impact on the entire body of Spiegs- slumped shoulders, saggy boobs, and an incredibly painful looking frown.

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I am bothered by gravity's outsized impact on the entire body of Spiegs- slumped shoulders, saggy boobs, and an incredibly painful looking frown.


i agree and he would be smarter on air if he lost a lot of weight

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good dolphin wrote:
Psycory wrote:
I dated an opera singer in college who explained to me the way you can tell real singers vs. fake singers is that real singers get bigger as they get older b/c their ribcages expand to make room for the amount of air in their lungs for their 'instrument' (her words). She said that's why pop singers who can really sing like the one above, and at the time she said Mariah Carey and Christina Aguliera will probably get heavier because they do sing. While their may be some validity to that theory, I really think she wanted to justify eating and not exercising the way she did.


Yes, I broke up with her


they aren't getting bigger in the rib cage

Maybe she meant she eats ribs in a cage like the animal that she is


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It's amazing what a few lbs. can do:

It's more than a few, bro.

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in the first pic it looks like she has a unibrow too. and her smile looks so forced... like in the back of her mind shes saying 'come on, just act normal... dont let them know i lay on the couch eating ice cream watching my stories all day. they wont know if i just smile nice'

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I think that first picture just gave SPMACK a boner for the rest of the day.

You damn right. The ponytail makes it kinkier.

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She looks like one of those chicks who tries to cure people's cancer w/ "healing stones".


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She looks like one of those chicks who tries to cure people's cancer w/ "healing stones".

:lol:

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