You better be eating that shit the moment he crosses into Indiana.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No shit. Tell your stupid friend that any smart guy knows this is the perfect situation. He can nail all the strange he wants in Philadelphia AND have a girlfriend for whenever he needs a girlfriend.

Do I have to do all the thinking for the youth of this country?

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

and another thing, tell the stupid girl this is her gravy train and she should be grabbing on with both hands. She can take a job slinging cheesesteaks for a couple of years while he is in school. Then she is on easy street when he starts making the big money. Now, he is eventually going to fuck up their marriage but she has the "slinging cheesesteaks to put him through school" story in her back pocket for a fat divorce settlement.

These two are too stupid to be allowed to procreate.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yes. You start meddling in such affairs you run the risk of it all falling apart in flames and getting caught in the ensuing firestorm.

Just let it develop or whatever and focus on nailing this chick.

No good.

hence sticky situation. both parties are irrational.

hussra my buddy is clingy. it's why he is being inflexible with saying no LD.

he told me it's not even a ring thing. a ring won't make her move however she is ok with LD.

one could interpret that as...um...she's hinting it's over?

Stop it. I'll be laughing all afternoon at this.

SomeGuy (the entity) rising and fast!

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

I think that "LD" means a little something different to this chick....

Maybe Kirkwood is looking for the best angle to position himself as the good guy. He knows the friend is leaving, and the chick is staying. By day he's trying to help a wayward friend. By night he is doing dirty things to the chick.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

If this is the case, I have no reason to believe that it's not, Kirkwood is as master magician.

He is going to make his friend disappear and then he will make his pee-pee disappear!

Abracadabra!

Well the topic is Sticky Situation.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

You are going to give them advice. They will both hate you for it. Five years from now they will reconnect and marry with your spot on the invitation list just below RPBs.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Could you imagine a whole table of coc- Nas, DB, FF, IMU, BR, Leash, DT, and RPB?

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

she has her own coop of hens for advice. i don't want to be in the middle.

i started this thread to unfortunately confirm he is wrong.

Then you're set-up nicely for some group action. Let it work for you.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

danger, danger. Half of those Investigation Discovery true crime mini-docs involve "clingy" guys.

The LD thing will only make him more of a clingy vagina and things will go downhill rapidly.

Until one chilly October night, he secretly jumps on a last minute flight home to Chicago, ubers it directly over to her house, keys himself in to find her wearing nothing but an Edwin Jackson jersey and a smile, railing lines with SomeGuy and IkeSouth's dad while watching the White Sox play the Nationals in the World Series and playing Cards Against Humanity with Some Guy, IkeSouth's Dad and the tamale guy b/c they needed a 4th.

Let me be the relationship expert here for a moment. Tell her that if he is going to get an MBA from Wharton as well as interning in Manhattan and making all those connections he is not coming back. Ever.

_________________
Elections have consequences.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Why arent these "Meaningful" conversations being held in CoC?

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

the relationship expert pittmike isn't on CoC.

_________________
Elections have consequences.

_________________

An ordinary person spends his life avoiding sticky situations. A CSFMB member spends his life getting into sticky situations.

_________________
Freedom is our Strength.

_________________

Good Dolphin had some great posts in this thread.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

A long time guy who's never boycotted or even gave a hint of one. Look at that, Coc boys.

_________________

A proud CSFMB poster!!

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins