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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:28 pm 
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holy shit i hate these fuckers with a passion.

[edit: i have taken darkside and bigfan's advice and made my post something for the whole CSFMB to enjoy because if you didnt know, the F in CSFMB stands for family. pretty soon i'll just stick to not really posting and everyone can enjoy my best contribution to the board yet!]

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:51 pm 
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You ever tried bullet points?

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 8:53 pm 
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You ever tried bullet points?

Or just the bullet.

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 9:00 pm 
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Sini, come on man!

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 10:47 pm 
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hey men i dont need posting coaches, these comcastic motherfuckers just pissed me off so i let it rip.

go figure ernie had to show up cuz you know, i think somewhere in a chat a long time ago in a galaxy far far away he decided it was on him to deal with "the sinicalypse problem" --- SOMEONE GET HIM A HAT!

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 11:40 pm 
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Take it easy not hip hop.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 3:29 am 
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Take it easy not hip hop.


ok you realize that "cutesy" posts like that are essentially the board-equivalent of being a bit gay for me, right?

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OFF THE NUTS!


btw i love how i gave you a proper nickname (ernie, aka MR. CSFMB, who needs a goddamn hat/signature to remind everyone of his status at all times) and now you're trying to make one stick for me. sooooooo cute. wanna go whip our CoCs out later, or do you wanna just say fuck it and play some starcraft like the way god intended it?

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 6:34 am 
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I will admit it. I read the entire original Comcast post.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 7:45 am 
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What did Comcast do...in truncated fashion?

What does ernie mean?

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 7:57 am 
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Like Ernie Banks and his "I'm Mr. Cub" hat, sinicalypse alleges that Darkside trumpets his "I'm Mr. Chicago Sports Fan Message Board" status in a similar manner.

Comcast outsourced his call to an incompetent Indian and made him deal with lots of upselling bullshit, basically.

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when i hear a foreign accent, i already know the call is going to wind up being a waste of time. it's not their fault, they're trained in a certain way. They're just doing their job...the problem is they never seem to relate to my issue. one time i had an issue with a stop payment with chase, and they wrote down the wrong check number and didn't stop payment on it. the guy on the phone, definitely eastern european (polish or czech) just gave me the spiel "i am here to provide superior service for you and that is my promise". well, good for you...he wound up not helping me at all. and still said "have an excellent day". yeah, it wasn't so much. it was such a trained and robotic response that i would've had a better chance with an automated system. at least then i know i'm dealing with computers.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:07 am 
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when i hear a foreign accent, i already know the call is going to wind up being a waste of time. it's not their fault, they're trained in a certain way. They're just doing their job...the problem is they never seem to relate to my issue. one time i had an issue with a stop payment with chase, and they wrote down the wrong check number and didn't stop payment on it. the guy on the phone, definitely eastern european (polish or czech) just gave me the spiel "i am here to provide superior service for you and that is my promise". well, good for you...he wound up not helping me at all. and still said "have an excellent day". yeah, it wasn't so much. it was such a trained and robotic response that i would've had a better chance with an automated system. at least then i know i'm dealing with computers.


Exactly. When I hear a foreign accent I just hang up now and call back in a few minutes. Usually I get a free blooded American on the other end and it goes much much smoother.

Is what it is.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:12 am 
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Ask to speak with somebody in the United States, and they will transfer you.

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the guy on the phone, definitely eastern european (polish or czech) just gave me the spiel "i am here to provide superior service for you and that is my promise".


I am expert, that is why they sent me.

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just do everything yourself. run the wires, mount the box you need outside, ground it, setup your tv stuff inside. tell them to come out and hook it up, and once the outside is physically connected tell them to leave. then call the support number and give them the mac address on the modem. power on modem, then power on your router and it will work.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:18 pm 
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sinicalypse wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Take it easy not hip hop.


ok you realize that "cutesy" posts like that are essentially the board-equivalent of being a bit gay for me, right?

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I think he is saying "take it easy" is not hip hop it's classic rock. Ask mac, I am sure he can give you a rock history report on Eagles songs.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 7:13 pm 
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sinicalypse wrote:

ok you realize that "cutesy" posts like that are essentially the board-equivalent of being a bit gay for me, right?

I guess your faggy headphones gave me the wrong impression.
C'est la vie.

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