Organizing an anti-Islam rally in Phoenix on Friday will feature a Muhammad cartoon-drawing contest.

The organizer said he had to do “something” because he does not want Islam spreading in the U.S.

Ritzheimer said he would not shoulder any responsibility if the event turned violent.

He is urging attendees to be peaceful once again, but the Facebook page for the event warns people to come armed because of a “much anticipated attack.”

Just WOW!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I know he's had some voice over work since Cheers went off the air but never figured him for this.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Those who wrote the story at least were smart enough to not give a location for the event, however, it is on FB, so I am sure not to hard to find,

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Funny how shows on TV can make "Jesus" jokes until the cows come home and nobody get's hurt.
I know there are radical Catholics,too but I guess they have a better sense of humor?!?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Except when you make gluten jokes.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

There's a vaccine for that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

And a psychiatrist.

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Not a joke, but probably true....ask 100 people that dont eat gluten and I would guess 50 dont know what it even is....I know 3 of them

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Courtesy of Telegram Sam:

http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Just like the cartoon competition in Texas, it reminds me of those sting operations where they offer fugitives/scofflaws free Super Bowl tickets and then arrest the saps when they show up. I had a feeling the Texas snipers were all set to fire on the inevitable attackers that would appear.

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What do you call rice pasta stuck to the bottom of the pot?
-glueten free

What do you call someone who puts gluten in your food?
-villiain

What animal scares Celiacs?
-ryenoceros

Where do Celiacs never go for Happy Hour?
-Bar Lee

What is the most popular gluten free cake?
-rice cake

What do you call your symptoms when you accidently eat gluten?
-fluten

Why did the Celiac have bad luck?
-because he didn’t open his fortune cookie

What food do Celiacs crave on Easter?
-egg roll

What do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween?
-trick no wheat

What is the best trait of a person with Celiac Disease?
-dedicated

Why did the Celiac kid get sent to the principal’s office?
-because he conned Tami and Nate.

What do you call a gluten free joke?
-corny

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think that your estimate is probably low.

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This just goes on by without any props?

Kinda like a parody thread...I at least left it up for others to appreciate.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Speaking of Ratzenberger, I was watching The Empire Strikes Back the other day with the kids, and noticed someone who I thought looked like Ratzenberger as one of Vader's ship commanders. A Google search confirmed he was in the movie, but more interestingly I saw that he was something like 6th all-time in terms of actors whose movies have grossed the most money. He's never the lead, of course, but for this particular list he gets "credit" for Empire, as well as all the voiceovers he's done such as Finding Nemo, Toy Story, etc. I think Samuel Jackson was Number 1 on the list.

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What is between glue 9 and glue 11?

Glueten

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I'm reconfiguring this one on the fly.

What holds glue 9 and glue 11 together?

Glueten

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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