ok, its not even pot. fuckin drunks.

dude waddles over like 4 times a day. "hey man. whats up. what are you doing? well man i was just seein what you were doing. was wondering if you wanted to have a beer or something". "im busy dude, its a work day and even though i dont have a job i got shit to do". "ok man, well i was just wonderin, my mom owes me money and when she comes by to drop it off can you give me a ride to the liquor store?" "um, no dude im busy. tell your mom to pay you in beer". "well i guess i could do that. Ok. so what are you doing?"

at this point all i can think is how the dude smells like sour feet. the whole garage reeks. brush your teeth dude. and do something. oh, hes on 'disability'. seems fine to me. he even said to me today "um, so man if you ever need a hand with anything... im a real good laborer. just tell me how to do it and ill learn the first time"

if i wanted a kid i would have one

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It was just a dream

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Those are lazy degenerates ..typical hillbilly , not potheads.

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have you ever met anyone you liked?

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Someone play dueling banjos please.

Sounds like he is hitting on you....backwoods style.

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dude just asked for my wifi password!!!!!

i have 3 wireless N high quality access points setup across the property, with cat5 buried undgerground connecting everything. The wifi out here is killer good, and this guy casually asks if he can hop on in my garage!

"no way dude" i said. "im not giving it to you, youre my neighbor and I don't want you using it all the time".

he goes "oh yeah totally i know what you mean. Its cool, people ask for my landlords all the time and it just slows us down"

if you knew dipshit you wouldnt ask me

what the fuck is wrong with people? two of those guys over there are registered pedophiles too. yeah, totally giving my password to guys that will be looking at kiddie porn all day

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absolutely. i have like 3 friends

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I'd like it to be 4.

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Needing free wifi?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Well yeah but I don't want to slow anyone's roll, savvy?
Ike may be the most intriguing board member that I've not yet met. 'Cept you, Ralphus. That goes without saying I believe.

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well the 3 friends i have would find it creepy to have a bunch of 'internet dudes' show up to our party. but they dont know you guys like i know you slims. no one does. they dont know what it was like for us growin up. you guys should come out man, youll be our biggest fans. just say your from the town next door whats to lose. oh yeah, bring a lotta bottles of booze

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btw darkie, the well bladder is still workin great. i hardly ever runs

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Sweet!

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Sounds like a great neighborhood!

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

How our Ike has grown...welcome to cool older guy neighbor status.

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ok now our 'renter' weber charcoal grill isnt up to snuff for the snob renters.

"the grate is dirty"

...... "um, well i just get it hot then scrape it off"

"we'll go buy a new grate"

...."sure whatever thanks"

geezus fucking christ. first the kitchen floor rugs didnt smell like tide, now theres some burnt food on the grills. city people come on mosquitos- where the fuck you at? you bug ME all summer long dont hide the first week of june and make this place enjoyable for the nancy fucks

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Good thread. Beardown.

I haven't missed much.

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