Am I the only one who cringes when terry forces colloquialism with Len Kasper by calling him "Lennie" ???

Did they cross paths years ago and terry met/knew him when he was a young man paying his dues? Is it just a subtle reminder that terry is his elder? Or is terry transparently kissing so much ass they have to pretend they have a beyond a professional relationship?

Someday I will figure this out, by cracky!

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I cringe when I see that Len is on when he was just on this fucking morning.

Tuned in around 2:30 to hear Dan saying how dumb playoff beards are.

Shockingly, Terry not only agrees but has felt this way for a long time.

Oh...there are branding, marketing, and monetary reasons Dan doesn't like playoff beards. OK.

Dan is getting angry about this issue, which seems normal.

Hey, you know that thing that happens once a year that people get a kick out of? IT'S STUPID AND YOU'RE STUPID FOR LIKING IT!

yeah, this is really dumb.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I've never seen a playoff beard that was dumber than Terry's regular beard. By cracky.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I cringe before I turn the radio off when Spiegs tries to act like he doesnt hate every ounce of bernstein.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Hey, you know that thing, fun? IT'S STUPID AND YOU'RE STUPID FOR LIKING IT! Afternoons on the Score!

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Reminds me of the classic Murph clip of Payton: "Ha...Don't call me Wally." How priceless would it be if Len dropped that on them?

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Anytime some plutocrat cooks up an idiotic way to destroy fun in the service of profit, you can set your watch to Dan pushing it as a great idea.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

only after it was on Deadspin first.

NBC is the last major channel that hasn't complied with the FCC in syncing the volume of their programming to that of their commercials.

Perhaps that dipshit chairman, with Comcast's hand up his ass, should work on that.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Dan throwing a fit about something like playoff beards is about as Bernstein-y as it gets. Can men be Caller Bobs? He really acts like a Caller Bob.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Ok. David Shuester can't pronounce "EVERYBODY". We all know that.

You know what's striking to me? How much he uses the word. I mean he must know he pronounces it wrong, right? With that said, I think he purposely writes it into his updates so he can annoy people.

I mean you would think if you can't pronounce the word, and you were a broadcaster, you would try to avoid using it. This dumb ass is the opposite. He flaunts it. Weird.

I'm sure that NBC exec would argue he's trying to promote their cable network so they do 2 games of the potential 7 on NBCSN.

Good thing this guy doesn't have a beard:



Or this guy:



Or this guy:



Or this guy:

For the record no beard on me. This is just dumb. Usual slow day beat something to death and you troll meatballs to call in.

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Elections have consequences.

Racist.

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You know me like that.

His dislike of Bernstein comes out just about every week.

What in the hell was that Rich Kotite call?

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-- source

NBC Executives want to ban helmets and visors to make players more recognizble

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I grew one a couple of years ago during the first polar vortex and have kept it. I work outside and found it very beneficial. But yes, I am well aware that at 35, and with a baby face, I can easily be as confused with a hipster. It also doesn't help that I started wearing Vans twenty-plus years ago and continue to do so.

So I am hoping that the stained undershirts I wear as t-shirts and the approaching middle-age man boobs I have will give the impression that I'm just a lazy piece of shit and not a hipster.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Facial hair has its place in Western society. I can only offer my support to full beards or mustaches. The typical pudgy white dude goatee is awful and so is cultivated douchebag facial stubble. The idea of the playoff beard is dumb. Any fan who grows one with the team should be ritually killed and turned into Soylent Green.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

The "MMA Wanna Be Tough Guy Goatee" that is sported by seemingly every fat, out of shape loser with some random MMA shirt on and is always "training for the UFC" has been really bad for a really long time. It's probably set back Western society at least 20 years.

That was a long string of words but I am mad as hell.

why waste perfectly good soylent green?

Well, this explains Pierre McGuire talking about how BIG guys are. OHHH EDZO OHHH

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A goatee is mandatory for downstaters.