Hanging and dead? I can see that.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Don't kinkshame.

So that isn't middle eastern?

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Elections have consequences.

I cannot wait for this NBA game preview show today on B&B.

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Elections have consequences.

I've said before, I have heard both Sean Astin and Bill Paxton. In the mirror I see Chunk from the Goonies...better than Sloth or Momma

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It certainly is, but I think people were calling him Lebanese in this thread or another. But yeah, Syrian.

Then there are the Assyrians, who are also the Chaldeans, who are also the Syriacs. Those are Iraqi Christians, basically, but they take the form of Axe-coated guidos x1000 for some reason (at least in Michigan).

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Which ones are ISIS chopping heads off of?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

This will be the most glorious game four in the history of professional sports. Bernstein will be apoplectic if you don't appreciate Lebron Damn James and his Atlas-esque burden of bums. Did you know no one in sports has even been as hated as Lebron Damn James ever?

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Sounds to me like Dan & Co lack the intellectual capacity to follow a hockey game. Maybe leave that sport for the Very Smart People and enjoy your more simplistic sports.

This is why they make fun of hockey and the callers (even the good ones). They fluff over or laugh at all of it because they are too lazy to understand, learn and watch games. Watching your son play midget hockey does not make you an expert except at the score.

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Elections have consequences.

I'm guessing they actually said you look like Hugh Jass ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"If you don't like this series....you just don't like basketball"...RIGHT!

Awaiting the narrative....

"If you are enjoying "momentum hockey" more than Lebron DAMN James....you're a racist!".....wait for it!

They sounded like people who only started watching hockey during the playoffs.

Interesting that Dan has never heard of Bill Simmons, Macho Man Randy Savage, the Punch Bug Game, or putting your cash on the bar, but he damn well knew the name of the porn convention that's in town.

No, he'd say there are unfortunate subtexts.

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NFL front office upset actually about player not showing up for OTAs, though no further details at this time. Dan's source once again feeding the masses.

Holy shit! He did ACTUALLY go there!?!?!?

How are Dan and Terry still getting trolled by Skip Bayless in the year 2015? And it's steak dinner, BOOM level irony that Terry is discussing how a good writer could become lazy and bad with a decent paycheck.

That thing felt like junior high. "You know what? Hey Martellus, I talked to Phil. And guess what? He's really really really mad at you! Sooooooooo mad!"

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-- source

Wait you mean to tell me that the ridiculous opinions expressed on First Take are not real and may in fact be performative?

Enough with Lebron n He is the greatest move the fuck on.....Hawks,Sox,Cubs what #'s is Nba pulling down in Chicago

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

The NHL has a beard issue.........

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

let's see if this will be a good day to listen...



oh, jesus fucking christ.

He's successful, doesn't play for the Bulls, and is kind of peen. How far in fucking depth do you have to go?

Dellavedova is giving up coffee before games: http://deadspin.com/dingy-goon-matthew- ... 1710708159

No word yet on whether or not he'll continue reading his mail.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

(gasping noise)

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-- source

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Elections have consequences.

20 years ago I thought I was a cross between Kyle Maclachlan and Matthew Perry but I just saw KL on Agents of SHIELD and he looks like shit. Even I look better than that.

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You know me like that.