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Bulldog Scott

Post subject: Kobe e-mail contest

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:44 pm

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Pretty good e-mail contest today. Now that Kobe wants to be a Bull and is rumored to want to buy MJ's house, what will he be next to be more like MJ?

Here are my suggestions:

In order to be more like MJ, Kobe will:

-Pay Kevin Bacon and Cuba Gooding Jr. to prance around in their underwear with him.

Others:

-Hire Charles Oakley as a body guard
-Retire from basketball to become a .200 hitting minor leaguer
-Star in Space Jam 2
-Okay a trade to Phoenix just so he can punch Steve Kerr in the face.

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:45 pm

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Good Stuff Dog......

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good dolphin

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bang female counselors at his camp from oprf

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Kobe e-mail contest

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:49 pm

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Bulldog Scott wrote:

Okay a trade to Phoenix just so he can punch Steve Kerr in the face.

....line of the day....

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Frank Coztansa

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space jame 2 :lol:

i sent in that he will enroll in college as a geography major, because like MJ kobe also wants to know where things are

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:50 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

i sent in that he will enroll in college as a geography major, because like MJ kobe also wants to know where things are

That one is good, and would be a cinch to win if Mac were there.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:55 pm

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good stuff guys. :lol:

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:18 pm

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He should just retire and become a minor league outfielder for the Chicago Cubs :wink:

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HappyHour Jason

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He'll learn how to tip....

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:34 pm

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Commission a statue be built on the West side of the United Center; in this one Kobe is taking a 20 foot jumper with a hand in his face with five wide-open teammates near by.

-North Shore J

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Woodridge Ryan

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:35 pm

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Commission a statue be built on the West side of the United Center; in this one Kobe is taking a 20 foot jumper with a hand in his face with five wide-open teammates near by.

-North Shore J

In the future of 6 on 6 basketball.

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Frank Coztansa

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:38 pm

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Good catch.

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Woodridge Ryan

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:40 pm

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Hell, it just adds some hyperbole to your point. Even if Kobe had 5 open teammates, you still think he'd shoot a 20 footer :lol:

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:46 pm

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He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas.

Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. :oops:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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STU-GOTZ wrote:

get a couple of white chicks

That's all I want for Christmas this year.

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The Gridiron Assassin

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:49 pm

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Actually, using some of his past experience, Kobe makes the prequel to Space Jam: "ASS JAM!!!"

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sportsfan

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STU-GOTZ wrote:

He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas.

Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. :oops:

I remember reading about the trial pretty closely but I never read that Kobe took Katelyn Faber anally. Are you sure? I thought he just had vaginal intercourse with her.

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Mustang Rob

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Kid Cairo wrote:

STU-GOTZ wrote:

get a couple of white chicks

That's all I want for Christmas this year.

Go get'em Kid.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:53 pm

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I left the door wide open for that one.

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doug - evergreen park

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NSJ wrote:

STU-GOTZ wrote:

He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas.

Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. :oops:

I remember reading about the trial pretty closely but I never read that Kobe took Katelyn Faber anally. Are you sure? I thought he just had vaginal intercourse with her.

NSJ: I (and likely others) have guessed that the vagicourse was likely consesual....it was when he went for the back door she freaked out.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:33 pm

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Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

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HappyHour Jason

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NSJ wrote:

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

A flash light maybe?

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:37 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

NSJ wrote:

[NSJ: I (and likely others) have guessed that the vagicourse was likely consesual....it was when he went for the back door she freaked out.

That is correct.I remember reading the actual transcript on Smoking gun .com and she did say he tried to force the hog in the trough. Lucky for him a nugget did not fly out of her ass just afterwards. Or Carmello Anthoney for that matter. .

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doug - evergreen park

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No that's a Hot Mag....i think.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:11 am

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NSJ wrote:

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

Isn't a Hot Carl the same thing as a Cleveland Steamer or a Dump Truck?

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:19 am

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quote="good dolphin"]

NSJ wrote:

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

Isn't a Hot Carl the same thing as a Cleveland Steamer or a Dump Truck?

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Yeah , I always invoked the "Hot Carl" on a one night stand... Let's break out the Siran wrap and let me shit on your face.. I'm up for just about anything but when it comes to shitting or pissing on me or someone else I have to call a timeout and pack my shit up and get the fuck out of there.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:45 am

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Didn't the old Steve and Garry story about eggs danny thomas style have to do with that as well?

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STU-GOTZ

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Didn't the old Steve and Garry story about eggs danny thomas style have to do with that as well?

I've heard the same thing about Jack Brickhouse and a glass coffee table. I do remember Steve and Garry making refference to Danny Thomas enjoying a dirty Sanchez quite often.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:02 am

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STU-GOTZ wrote:

I do remember Steve and Garry making refference to Danny Thomas enjoying a dirty Sanchez quite often.

Ok - that's what I was trying to remember. Is it technically a Dirty Sanchez if you only use two fingers?

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